Warning: Plans reviled, jealous friends… (can't think of anymore)
Deidara thinking: (Deidara is thinking right now) Those brackets…
Chapter 14: The new Teammate (There is no I in team but there is a ME!)Naruto stared as the other blonde stared back. They stared at each other till Sasuke pushed Naruto away from the blonde.
"Don't stand so close." He whispered. Naruto only frowned.
"Why, you jealous?" He asked playfully. Sasuke blushed and stuttered around.
"N-n-no! Of course I'm not, dobe." So what if Sasuke didn't have a lot of friends, he just wanted to keep the one true friend he had, that's all! Naruto face went red in anger.
"What did you just call me!" He shouted. He felt arms rap around his shoulders.
"Now, now, now, Kaname, play nice." The blonde said. Naruto jumped and was pulled away by Sasuke.
"Who's Kaname?" Naruto asked from behind Sasuke.
"Un, You are... aren't you?" He realized.
"No, I'm Naruto, and this is Sasuke."
"Oh, I see... I'm Fai..." He lied.
"Nice to- ouf!" He ran into Sasuke's arm.
"Don't get near him, I don't trust him at all." Sasuke growled.
"B-but Sasuke!" Naruto whined.
"Its okay." They both looked over at the blonde. "I wouldn't even trust myself, you guys are close, as I can see (oh my baby is growing up!), and I'm new so you don't have any info on me yet, I'd gladly tell you though, I just want to be friends." 'Fai' Stated sadly (faker!)
Naruto looked at the puppy-dog look and ran around Sasuke and over to Fai. "Don't worry I'll be your friend!" Naruto grinned, much to Sasuke's dislike.
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Naruto and the other two walked down the path. Fai kept walking very close to Naruto, almost trying to hold his hand! Naruto moved away again and looked over at the blonde.
"Has anyone ever told you that you look like a girl?" Naruto laughed. Sasuke snorted and Deidara eyes went wide.
"What, un!" Naruto stopped as a flash went through his head.
"Wait what did you say?" Everyone stopped and looked at him. Deidara looked worried. (baby?)
"I said What, un." Naruto shook his head.
"No, no its nothing, never mind." He walked ahead while the two looked at him questionly.
Sasori poked his head out of the bushes and caught Deidara's attention.
"Stop saying Un! You baka!" Deidara stopped and looked over to see if anyone was looking and then looked back at his partner.
"I can't help it, un!" He cried. Sasori smacked his forehead. Why didn't he do this? Deidara is such a… baka!
Naruto and the other two got to the training field and looked around. "Okay, lets see what you've got, Fai!" Naruto shouted.
Fai nodded and smiled (No clay, okay I can do this!). "Sasuke do you want to fight or should I?" Sasuke shrugged.
"Teh, I don't care."
"Okay, I'll fight!" Naruto shouted. Deidara and Sasori's eyes went wide. (No, not my baby!) Naruto stood across from Deidara and got into position. (crap!)
"Are you ready to lose?" Naruto grinned. Sasori and Deidara sweatdropped. (He did NOT get that from me I can tell you!)
Naruto ran forward and threw a punch at Deidara who side stepped it and smacked Naruto across the face. (I don't want to hurt him! ;;) Naruto looked shocked, so did everyone else. "Woh, um… okay." Naruto held his face with one hand and got back into position.
He ran at Deidara again and this time it cost him a kick in the butt causing him to fly past and to the ground. Sasori poked his head out and mouthed at Deidara to stop being to gentle!
Deidara looked ready to cry as Naruto came again. Deidara closed his eyes and punched Naruto in the face. Naruto flew backwards a couple yards. "Ouch!" Naruto cried as he sat up and rubbed his face.
He looked up in time to see a crazy blonde running at him with tears in his eyes. "I'M SO SORRY, BABY, I HAD TO! I SO SORRY!"
He screamed as the blonde jumped him and started to wipe dirt from his face and pull band aids out of no where and put them on his cheek.
Naruto looked over at Sasuke for help who just leaned against the tree with a passive look on his face as he watched out of the corner of his eye at the scene.
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Naruto sat down at the ramen shop with a sigh of relief. Sasuke went home, Fai went... somewhere so now he was free!
"One bowl please!" He said to the cook.
"Coming right up!"
"Make that two!" Said a voice from behind him. He looked over and saw Fai standing there with a smile. Naruto almost groaned out loud.
'Great, now the crazy blonde is here to bug me again.' He thought miserably.
Fai sat down beside him and leaned on his palm as he looked over at Naruto. "Do you like your name, Naruto-kun?" He asked.
Naruto raised an eye brow. "Yes, my parents gave it to me."
"Ya, but wouldn't Kaname sound better!" Fai said, sparkles surrounding him.
"No thanks." Naruto said and took the bowl of ramen from the cook. Deidara also took his. It was hot. But Naruto didn't seem to care as he just slurped it back. But the bowl was pushed away.
"Let it cool." Fai ordered. Naruto nodded and looked at the bowl, longingly. "Sooo tell me more about yourself, Naru-to-kun." Deidara said, pronouncing each syllable of Naruto's name.
Naruto sighed. "What do you want to know?" He asked.
"Well you know… stuff, about you, your likes, dislikes, etc. etc."
"Oh? Okay, well I like ramen, and I like to collect ramen cups and look for new ones like once I found this really rare one that-"
Deidara's mind started to turn into gloop as his son went on about ramen.
"aannnddd, my dislikes." Deidara sat straight again. "I hate people who pick on other because of something that they can't control! … oh and vegetables." Naruto said and crossed his arms in a pout. (awww baby!)
"Wow, your very passionate about that aren't you?"
"Ya… well…" Naruto rubbed the back of his head. His stomach growled out and he blushed. "Ehh, can we eat now?" He asked. Deidara laughed and nodded.
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"So how was he?" Sasori asked as the two walked back to their 'house'.
"Well now I know that he likes ramen… actually too much really, maybe I should introduce him to new foods!" Sasori nodded.
Once they got back Deidara changed back into his older self. "I don't know how long you can keep this up for, I mean today GOD today you were all over him!" Sasori stated as he lay back in his bed.
Deidara turned and stuck out his tongue. "Do you want to lose that because I will cut if off if you keep sticking it out at me!" Sasori threatened.
Deidara stuck his tongue back in his mouth. "… fine." With that Deidara lay down in his own bed and turned off the light. Sasori lay back also but realized something.
"What time do you have to meet the team tomorrow?" He asked.
Deidara yawned. "Ummm, 8-ish."
"8-ish…. Right, good night."
"Whatever, un." Sasori turned over to face his partner.
"You look like a girl…" He whispered. Deidara's eyes snapped open and he threw a shoe at Sasori. When he heard an 'Ouf!' he smiled and went back to sleep.
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YAY!!! So no more dieing? (Well maybe some more cause people want me to update, I'm updating everyday okay!? Its all I can do cause or else I won't have time to write the chapters!)
Anyways, I want to know if everyone liked that challenge last chapter, if you guys do then I'll write it next if you want? I love writing Sasori's character and Naruto is pretty easy so I think it would be fun! And there aren't many out there as some of you liked to point out so that's all the more fun!
Cheerios! And I forgot to say this on Sunday but, Happy Canada Day to all my Canadian… people…. Who live in Canada too… un!
(Oh and news on My Happy Ending, the next chapter will be updating really soon, I finally got someone to reply!)