Sasuke's dad Pablo got off the toilet. It wouldn't flush so he went to get the plunger. He forgot though that his cow was constipated a couple days ago and he had to use it on it. So he went out to the barn to fetch his plunger, but it was nowhere to be found.
"Nikita! Where is my plunger!?" He bellowed from the barn entrance. Nikita was soaking in the nearby lake, nursing her 3rd degree burn wounds which covered her body.
"Sasuke took it yesterday honey. I don't know where he put it."
"Well I just took a gigantic dump and need it. If we don't get the plunger I'm going to make him eat all my poop out of the toilet for supper tonight. And I won't even give him a napkin or moist naps to clean himself with!"
Pablo lumbered out of the barn and went to do his business in the bed room.
Nikita was getting out of the lake when her husband came out of the front door of the house.
"Nikita where are my barnyard animal magazines?"
"Sasuke stopped by and took them just a little bit ago," she replied.
"Grrrrrr…" Pablo stomped back into the house angrily.
Boop boop beep boop…Pablo dialed the phone.
"Yes I'd like to talk to Gary Kasparov. Is he there Mrs. Kasparov?"
Pablo tapped his fingers waiting.
"Hi Gary, it's Pablo. Have you seen Sasuke lately? ….. Really?...He did what to you?...Well, yes I suppose so….The boomerang……right….I really just need the plunger….So he's there?..Right,good…...No I don't particularly care for the way Putin is running things either...Listen, I'll talk to you later Gary..Yep,bye."
Pablo hung up the phone and went to the bedroom to put on some underwear pants and a shirt. Then he boarded his scooter and began push-gliding to town….