Naruto was jumping through the forest from tree branch to tree branch because that is how ninjas travel. He had an errand to run for his mom, who wanted him to pick up some beans at the market.
"I hope I don't accidentally miss a branch," Naruto thought, "because that would really hurt."
Just then Naruto got hit in the legs with buckshot. He hit the ground like a Jew kicked out of an airplane.
Some girl burst out of the bushes to confirm the kill shot.
"Oh crap! I'm so sorry Naruto!. I was just looking for food for my family when I saw something orange jumping through the trees. I thought it was a deer…"
The hunter was Sakura.
"Dammit Sakura! Deers just don't go jumping through trees! They aren't ninjas!"
"I'm sorry Naruto! I'll use my medical-nin abilities to cure you."
Sakura waved her hands around a little bit and manipulated chakra to heal him.
"There. I knew my training with Tsunade would pay off."
"Well, thanks Sakura. I gotta get going go though. I have beans to buy at the market."
Naruto reached into his pocket.
"Oh no! The money my mom gave me to buy them is gone. It must have fallen out when you shot me."
They looked around for it but couldn't find it.
"I feel so bad Naruto. We need to get you some money! Let me come with you and I'll help!"
"Yeah! You and me can do it Sakura! Believe it!"
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