Yay! Chapter two! I was kinda hoping for more reviews but whatever…okay these are each gonna have a different theme but they're all related So on with the story!

Disclaimer: Hmm, I got about $2.50, you think that'll be enough? Oh darn, I still don't own it…

Once again, I was listening to Uhn Tiss by The Bloodhoung Gang, which has diseased my mind, which explains the craziness…

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Roy ran into his office, trying to shove the door closed while his photo-crazed friend was desperately trying to claw his way in. "Roy! Wait, I wanna show ya Elysia in the swimming pool!" Hughes yelled as he continued to try and force himself through the door. Roy finally managed to close the door and he quickly turned the lock. He sighed and slumped against the door. 'I miss Ed already,' he thought sadly to himself.

"Roy? Oh, he's in his office, but I don't think he wants to see anyone," Hughes said to someone outside Roy's door. Roy eagerly put his ear up against the door. "I don't care! Like he ever wants to talk to anyone anyway!" came Ed's usual rant. Roy smiled, the quickly got up and ran to his desk. Moments later, the door was kicked open by a certain blond. Though this action seemed very confident, he instantly began blushing once he saw the colonel.

"So? Came for more?" Roy in his usual cocky manner. "Shut up! What…what did that mean? Back there, I mean," Ed said, averting Roy's gaze. Roy smiled. "It means," Roy said, getting up and walking closer to the young alchemist, "that I love you." Ed gasped, and Roy used this opportunity to steal another kiss from the boy. Ed immediately leaned into the kiss, wanting more.

Roy brought his hand between Ed's legs, gently brushing his hand against his groin. "h-ha! Ed yelped, gripping onto Roy's hand. "What, you don't like it?" Roy said, smiling warmly. "I-what were you trying to d-do?" Ed said, blushing like crazy. "I was just trying to make you feel good," Roy said, gently pulling at the hand that was gripping his wrist. "May I continue?" Roy said. Ed didn't say anything, but let go of his hand. Roy gently ran a finger down his groin, making Ed stiffen. "Ah! W-what…" Ed said, obviously confused. Ed cocked his head to the side and looked at him.

"You mean…you don't 'understand'? Do you know anything about sex?" Roy said, very curious. "No! Why would I? I'm only 17…" Ed said, looking at the ground. Roy just chuckled. "Well, let's see if we got a reaction," he said, gripping Ed gently. "Ah!" Ed said, instinctively thrusting into his hand. "Yep, there's definitely a reaction," he said, stroking him. "Haa!" Ed cried out, moving into the motion. "Wha…I…why…?" Ed panted, gripping onto the front of Roy's military uniform. Roy smiled. "Don't worry, what you're feeling is normal," he said, bending down to whisper in his ear. "It feels good, doesn't it?" he said, stroking him again.

Ed cried out, burying his face in Roy's chest. "I…I'm…I feel so strange…I need…" Ed panted. He pushed into Roy's hand and cried out, getting desperate for release. "I know, but take off your pants first, or you'll make a mess," Roy said, smiling as he helped the boy out of his clothing. Ed just looked at him questionably, but felt a growing need between his legs. "Roy," Ed moaned, longing for the man's touch again. Damn that was sexy. Roy lifted Ed up onto the desk, burying his face in the boy's crotch. "Oh, god," Ed moaned, feeling the colonel's wet mouth all over his arousal. "Roy, yes! I'm gonna…I'm gonnna…" Ed cried out, weaving his fingers his jet black hair.

Ed let out a strangled cry as he came hard, this being his first time. Ed had his left arm draped over his eyes, panting heavily and trying to catch his breath. Roy brought his lips to meet Ed's, giving him a chaste kiss. Ed was pretty sure he wouldn't be able to speak or walk for the next few minutes. Roy opened a drawer and pulled out a towel, then cleaned Ed up. He picked Ed up, making him squeak, and brought him over to the couch. He laid Ed down, then curled up next to him and wrapped his arms around his waist. Ed snuggled up to his chest and smiled. "I love you," Roy said, affectionately rubbing Ed's back. "I love you, too," Ed said, getting his voice back from their recent 'activities'. They soon fell asleep, the most satisfied people in the world.

"Sir, I need you too-HOLY CRAP!" Hawkeye yelled as she walked into Roy's office. Ed really shouldn't have busted the lock…

So, how was it? Yeah, kinda short, but whatever. Please review! The next fic (if you review) will be titled 'mango flavored body gel' MWAHAHAHA! Oh, sorry…please join my EdxRoy site edxroysanctuary.proboards82 .com !