Okay, my next fic yay! I got a lot of reviews in a short amount of time with that last one, so obviously you people like sexual stuff. Pervs. Lol just kidding EdxRoy fluff ish the best! Thank you for reviewing! Okay, I'll shut up now and get to the fluff.

Disclaimer: Hey, another dime! Still not enough? Oh damn, still not mine…

I was watching police most outrageous crimes caught on tape when I wrote this, which is kinda weird…but it did not affect my psyche!

And now, our feature presentation…

Warmth

Ed and Roy burst out of Roy's office, a shower of bullets following after them. Poor Ed was desperately trying to pull on his pants. "COLONEL! GET BACK HERE!" Hawkeye yelled as she reloaded her pistol. They immediately took cover behind a desk, all of the subordinates looking at them with confused faces as they moved out of the line of fire. "Lieutenant! Can't we talk about this like professionals?" Roy said desperately. "Jeez, chief, wha'd ya do this time?" Havoc said from the corner of the room. Roy just glared at him.

"Somebody help me!" Roy said desperately. Ed finally managed to get his pants on, though nobody seemed to notice they were off in the first place, except Hawkeye. "Sorry, the first lieutenant outranks us, so there's nothin' we can do," Havoc said. Roy quickly grabbed Ed's hand and made a run for it. "We're leaving early today we'll discuss this in the morning okayseeyoulaterbye!" he yelled as they shot out the door.

Hawkeye began twitching as she watched them leave. "I won't forget that easily!" she yelled after them. She then sighed and re-holstered her weapon, then sat back down at her desk. "What was that about?" Havoc said, him and the other subordinates moving from their safety in the corner. "Nothing you want to know about…"

Ed and Roy arrived at Roy's apartment, a little out of breath. At first they had gunned it, but after a block or two they had started walking. Neither of them said a word the whole time. "It's not much, but it's nice," Roy said, gesturing towards his living room. Ed looked around at the cozy apartment. There was a small living room, complete with a fireplace, couch, and recliner. He then turned his attention to the kitchen, which had a small table and set of chairs, and a few plants in the window. It was actually quite cozy. Then there was the winding metal staircase, leading up to the second floor. It really was a nice apartment.

"Take your shoes off and sit down," Roy said, gesturing towards the couch. They both took off their shoes and jackets, then sat comfortably on the couch. Roy pulled out a blanket that had been draped over the back of the couch, and wrapped it around them. Roy then snapped his fingers, igniting the fire in the fireplace. Ed smiled and snuggled closer to him. "Show off," Ed said in an affectionate way, as Roy wrapped his arms around Ed's waist.

"Riza's gonna kill us tomorrow," Roy said, though he really didn't care. "So what," Ed said, looking up to meet Roy's gaze. Roy smiled, then pulled him into a warm kiss. Ed melted into the kiss, feeling Roy's hands roam around his upper body. Soon the heat from the fire filled the room, making the both sweat. They shed both their shirts, their bare chests brushing up against each other. "R-Roy…" Ed said hesitantly. "Yes?" Roy said, smiling at him. "Does this mean, we're um…together?" Ed said, looking down. Roy just smiled and kissed the top of his head. "Of course. You belong to me, and no one else. And vise versa," he said, running his thumb down Ed's cheek. Ed smiled. "Good."

They continued kissing, but after a while they grew tired and the kissing got kind of sloppy. They fell asleep in each other's arms, kept warm not by the fire, but by each other.

"I wonder what the lieutenant and the colonel were fighting about," Havoc said to no one in particular, peeking his head into Roy's office. After seeing no one was there, he walked in, just out of curiosity. Then he looked down. "Uhh…why are Ed's boxers in here?" he said, a very confused look on his face. Ed, you retard…

So, how was it? This chapter was mostly fluff, sorry! I know I promised Mango flavored body gel, but that would be kinda fast, so I made a transition! Please review and I promise I'll try my best to make the next one smutty! chu! Join my site please! edxroysanctuary.proboards82 .com