Okay, these are pretty much drabbles. An assortment of EdxRoy fluff…and smut! But, they are on the same plotline so it's also a story. Which is weird. This is my first EdxRoy story, my others are oneshots so please review! There is a point to this…kinda, I guess it's like the adventures of Ed and Roy! There will be no sadness, just fluff and humor

Disclaimer: I got hungry and bought BK, so now I'm back to saving again…It's still not mine )-:

I was watching CSI when I wrote this, and it involved whips and dominance so that gives me ideas MWAHAHAHA oh sorry on with the story!

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The first thing Ed realized was that he was covered with blankets. The next thing he realized was the warmth of the fire on his face. He sat up and rubbed his eyes as the events of the previous night flooded his mind. Then he realized that he was alone. "Roy?" Ed said, getting off the couch. Then he noticed that he was wearing an oversized pair of boxers.

"Oh, hello, I see you're awake," Roy said from the stove as Ed walked into the kitchen. "Are these yours?" Ed said, gesturing to the boxers. "Yeah, I took your pants off because you looked uncomfortable, but you weren't wearing anything underneath…" Roy said. Ed blushed, but then thought of something. "Wait, where are my boxers then?" Ed said, a little worried. Suddenly the color drained from Ed's face. "Crap," he said as he hit himself on the head. "Wait! I bet Al's wondering where I am!" Ed yelled, frantically looking for a phone. Don't worry, I called him last night. I told him it was late and since

my house was closer I let you stay here," Roy said, smiling. "Oh."

"Breakfast's almost ready, so sit down," Roy said, turning back to cooking. "Wait, you can cook?" Ed said in a disbelieving voice. Roy laughed. "You sound surprised," he said, poking whatever was in the pan with a fork. "Well, yeah…" Ed said, looking around the kitchen. "Well, it's either learn how to cook, or starve," Roy said, turning around and smiling at Ed. Ed smiled back. He then noticed that Roy was wearing nothing but his boxers. Can someone get Ed a drool bucket?

Roy finished cooking and brought over two plates of eggs and bacon over. "This looks great!" Ed said happily. "I'm glad you think so, but the question is if it tastes great," Roy said. "Ha ha," Ed said sarcastically, then looked down at his plate. "Thanks," Ed said, staring at his feet uncomfortably. Roy smiled. "No problem, but I think you might regret eating it…" Roy said, looking at Ed mischievously. "Why? It looks fine," Ed said, shoving a forkful of eggs in his mouth. "It tastes fine!" Ed said through a mouthful of egg. Roy laughed, but Ed didn't notice, he just continued to eat.

Soon they were done eating, and Roy put their plates in the sink. Roy then led them to the living room, where they once again found themselves on the couch. Ed began shuffling around, looking uncomfortable. Roy noticed this restlessness. "What is it?" Roy said, wrapping an arm around Ed's shoulders. "Huh? Oh, it's nothing…" Ed said, looking around. "Oh, come on, what is it?" Roy said, eager to know. "Well, it's just…I'm really curious to see upstairs," Ed said, a little embarrassed. "Why didn't you say so? Come on, I'll show you," Roy said, leading the way. He was surprised Ed wasn't already up there snooping around like he usually would.

They walked over to the winding metal staircase, and they began the ascent. On the way up, Ed wondered how sturdy this thing was, the apartment did seem kind of old fashioned. But they got to the top, safe and sound, and Ed found a short hallway. "Here is my room," Roy said, going into the first door on the right. Ed eagerly walked in. Inside was a king sized bed with a silky blue bedspread and matching pillows. There was a desk, a chair, a dresser, and a balcony. "You have a balcony?" Ed said, wandering towards it. Roy laughed, Ed acted like a little kid sometimes.

Roy joined Ed on the balcony, looking over the busy city street. "It's really beautiful at night," Roy said, wrapping an arm around Ed's waist. Ed rested his head on Roy's shoulder and sighed. "I'll give you the rest of the tour in a sec," Roy said, then

picked Ed up and threw him on the bed. "Hey!" Ed said, then began laughing as he threw a pillow at Roy. Unfortunately for Ed, Roy caught the pillow and jumped on Ed with it, pinning him beneath. Ed gave Roy a fake glare, then Roy rolled over and snuggled up to Ed.

"Comfortable?" Roy said, pulling Ed close to him. "Yep," Ed said, sniggling back.

"Okay, now I have a confession to make," Roy said, holding Ed tighter. "What…" Ed said, afraid to hear what it was. "I mixed in milk with the eggs," he said, then squeezed the blond to try and minimize the tantrum. "WHAT! You poisoned me!" Ed yelled, fighting against his grip. "I didn't poison you, Ed. I gave you milk, it's good for you," Roy said, struggling against the boy. He really shouldn't have said anything.

Al walked down the street, coming back from grocery shopping. He heard yelling and looked up. Through a balcony door he could see his brother and the colonel fighting. Al looked worried. "I hope they don't hurt each other…" he said to himself, listening to their fight. "YOU FED ME DEMON SPAWN," Ed yelled, flailing his arms. "That's because it's good for you!" Roy yelled back, wrapping his arms around Ed's waist to try and settle him down. "I'm sorry, Ed," Roy said, pouting and resting his head on Ed's shoulder. "Whatever…" Ed said, pushing Roy back on the bed and laying down next to him. If Al wasn't a suit of armor, he would have had one big nose bleed…

So how was it? I KNOW! I promised I would TRY to make this one the body gel one but I'm getting there! Please rate and read my next chapter! Chu! Oh yeahplease join my site! edxroysanctuary.proboards82 .com