Okay, finally, I've gotten to it. Yes, that's right folks. The mango flavored body gel. I know you want it, don't deny it. Okay none of you want to know this but there's a bush outside my house, and my friend cut herself on it so I named it the Envy bush. We say that it's Envy in the form of a bush and he doesn't want to change back. I talk to him all the time and I always so bye whenever I leave (mostly to freak out my dad) But me and Envy are not on good terms because he (temporarily) killed Ed, AND he didn't remind me that Ed's birthday was Wednesday! Ed's own Nii-san should know, dammit! Anyway, I just wanted to say that and I'm going to make a pickit sign that says "Envy Bush" and it will be the official Envy bush. I just wanted to say that now on with the story! Please say hi to Envy!

Disclaimer: Have you seen the ending of the Conqueror of Shambala? I obviously don't own FMA…(that movie was SO hinting at EdxRoy, can't you tell!?!)

I was listening to The Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang…enough said

Oh dear God, I'm going to hell, but…

Mango Flavored Body Gel

They lay there for a while, enjoying the calm. But, soon it got boring, and so the silence was shattered. "I'm bored," Ed said, rolling over on top of Roy so he was looking down at him. He smiled. "What do you suppose we do about that?" he said, sitting up and wrapping his arms around Ed's small frame. Ed squeaked and held onto him for support, then looked at him with a mischievous smile. "I dunno…" he said, looking away and blushing. "I think you do." And with that, Roy flipped him over so that he was on top of the smaller one.

"Hey!" he yelled, hitting Roy with a pillow. "Now that's not very nice," he said, throwing the pillow aside and kissing the blond eagerly. He moaned into the kiss, wrapping his arms around the colonel's neck. Roy entwined his legs with the Ed's, playfully rubbing against them. Roy licked the blond's bottom lip, begging for entrance which was quickly granted. Plundering the younger one's mouth, he ran his tongue over every surface, quick to memorize what made him moan.

He began slipping his hand down the younger one's boxers, and at that he stiffened. "What is it?" Roy asked, sitting up. Ed just stared at the bed uncomfortably. "I…I've never…" he said, scratching nervously at his ear. Roy smiled and pulled the boy tightly against him. "We don't have to do anything," he said, pulling him closer. "Just take things at your own pace." Ed smiled and rested his face in the Flame's chest. Suddenly Roy felt a finger gently trail a line down his back. He smiled and leaned back to look at the blond with a raised eyebrow.

"What?" Ed said innocently, fluttering his eyelashes. Curses, he's so cute. Roy lifted Ed into his lap, earning a yelp from the younger one. "Nothing," Roy replied, touching his forehead to Ed's. Ed happily kissed him, snaking his arms around the colonel's neck. Roy reached around Ed, and began to playfully run his fingers over his ass. "Ahh…" he moaned, leaning towards Roy. Roy continued this motion, then began teasingly snapping the waistband of his boxers.

Ed leaned back and looked at him with an annoyed look. "It's up to you to make the next move," he said, stroking Ed's back. Ed blushed, but leaned forward to kiss him again. He then pulled back and looked at him sternly. "Do…do that again. What you we're doing before," he said, once again wrapping his arms around the flames neck.

"You mean this?" Roy said, running his hand over his ass. "Y-yes," he said, leaning into Roy. He pulled at the waistband of Ed's boxers, then looked at him questionably. Ed nodded and Roy proceeded. Ed leaned forward to give him better access, then noticed a small bottle on his bedside table. 'Mango flavored body gel?' he thought to himself, then suddenly his eyes grew wide. That could only be for one thing. He smiled to himself, that is, until something interrupted their 'session'.

"GET OF MY BROTHER YOU PEDOPHILE!" Came Al's voice as he burst into the room.

MWAHAHAHA! Very misleading with the body gel, no? You all hate me! Where's the lemon? I DON"T KNOW! Tell me if you find it, okay? Lol J/k I will get there soon! xGaspx What's Al gonna do to our poor Taisa? Stay tuned and find out! Okay, I MAY have been listening to 'Shut up and sleep with me' when I wrote this, but that hasn't affected my story writing skills. I gots mad skills! Okay I write kinda suckish but anyway…stay tuned for chappie 6!