I've really been looking forward to writing this chapter so here it goes! Please review! I've been getting less and less, do you not love me? Xcriesx okay here's the story!
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I was listening to the bad touch YAY!
The Bad Touch
Ed and Roy sat in his office, staring into space. Roy was at his desk desperately trying to do his paperwork, but just kept staring at the blond on the couch. Said blond was lying on the couch, bored out of his mind and extremely horny. Not a good combination if you can't do anything. They didn't dare start messing around, because Hawkeye had sex-radar and would shoot them both. They sighed. To try and ease the tension, Roy turned on the radio.
Sweat
baby sweat baby
sex is
a texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince
would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
and Ill
bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm siskel, yes I'm ebert
and
you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand
touch
you
want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you
covered
like
my waffle house hash browns
Comin quicker than FedEx
never
reach an apex
like
coca-cola stock you areInclined
To make
me rise an hour early
just
like daylight savings time
Roy started having having a spasm and was desperately trying to turn the radio off. He pushed the on/off button but it went inside the radio. Ed started twitching and having 'problems' again (damn puberty).
Do it
now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like
they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me
baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the
discovery channel
Gettin horny now
Love
The
kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of
egypt
only
God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics?
let me
be specific
I
wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the
motion of your ocean
means
small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs
high
tide
b5
you
sunk my battleship
Please turn me on
Im
mister coffee
with
an automatic drip
So show me yours
Ill
show you mine
tool
time
youll
love it just like lyle
And then well do it doggy style
so we
can both watch x-files
Do it
now
"Turn it off!" Ed yelled as he awkwardly got off the couch and limped over. They were trying to turn it off when Ed tripped over the cord, then grabbed onto Roy and dragged them both down. They fell on the floor with the cord wrapped around them, and surprisingly the radio kept going.
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like
they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me
baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the
discovery channel
Gettin horny now
You and me baby aint
nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery
channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but
mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do
it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it
like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and
me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the
discovery channel
Gettin horny now
Roy shifted and accidentally bumped between Ed's legs, making him unwillingly moaned. Roy smiled and pulled him into a kiss, the song still playing in the background. Roy reached down between Ed's legs, making him moan loudly. Suddenly the door busted open and Hawkeye came in. "Colonel!" she yelled, pulling out her pistol. "Are you kidding me?" he said, releasing Ed and standing up. At this rate it seemed as though they would never get to do anything.
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