Ha ha! I have no life so I update frequently! Sometimes I feel like people should have a license to write EdxRoy stories! Okay, a bad plot I can handle, but I hate it when it has HORRIBLE grammar! Excuse me, 'takeded' is not a word! Ever heard of spell check? Oh! I dyed my hair neon pink yesterday and I'm so happy! Okay, enough with my rambles and on with the story! Please review!!!

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I was listening to My Love by Justin Timberlake…

My Love

Ed and Roy lay on the floor, looking up at Hawkeye. Of course, the radio managed to keep playing.

Yeah, because
I can see us holding hands
Walking on the beach, our toes in the sand
I can see us on the countryside
Sitting on the grass, laying side by side
You could be my baby, let me make you my lady
Girl, you amaze me
Ain't gotta do nothing crazy
See, all I want you to do is be my love
(So don't give away) My love
(So don't give away) My love
(So don't give away) Ain't another woman that can take your spot, my love
(So don't give away) My love
(So don't give away) My love
(So don't give away) Ain't another woman that can take your spot, my love

Hawkeye sighed and stared at them. "I mean it, you two. What you do on your own time is your business, but while you're here there will be none of that," she said and walked out of the room. They looked at each other and then began untangling themselves from the evil radio cord. Roy went back to signing paperwork and Ed lied face down on the couch and continued sulking. Suddenly there was shouting outside of Roy's office, and they both leaned towards the door to listen.

"…you disrespected a superior officer by hanging his underwear on the wall!"

"Well Ed shouldn't be sneaking girls into the colonel's office. That's disrespectful."

"…second lieutenant, how do you know that's even what happened?"

Ed and Roy both looked at each other, then back at the door. "Please don't say it, lieutenant," Roy said to himself. They were both sweating like crazy.

"Well, what else could have happened. With all due respect to the colonel, it's not like him and the chief were goin' at it."

Ed began twitching and Roy just stared at the door with his mouth open. "Don't say it, don't say it," Roy said.

"Regardless of what happened, what you did is inexcusable. You are stuck with paperwork for the rest of the day."

"Oh, come on, first lieutenant!"

"That's final, get back to work."

Ed and Roy sighed and continued what they were doing. There was a knock on the door, then Hawkeye's voice saying "thank me later." Ed got bored and decided to call Al to see how he was doing. He was supposed to visit Winry today, and he should have been there by now. Of course, he used the colonel's phone and sat on the edge of the desk as he did so.

"Hello, Winry? Is Al there?" he said to the mechanic. "Ed? Yeah, Al's here. How's your automail? You didn't break it again, did you!" she shouted. "My automail is fine! Just let me talk to Al, please," he said, holding the phone away from his face. "Yeah, I'll get Al, one sec." There was some rustling in the background and Ed waited.

Roy couldn't help staring at Ed. He just looked so sexy sitting on the edge of the desk like that. He had crossed his legs, and was moving his foot in circles while he waited for his brother to get on the line. He really did look like a girl. "Brother?" Al said as he answered the phone. "Hi Al, I just wanted to see how you were doing," Ed said. "Oh, I'm fine! Hey, are you at work? Is the colonel there?" he asked. "Uh, yeah, he's here. Why?" he said. What was Al up to? "Can I talk to him?" he said. "Uh…sure. One sec." Ed looked at Roy with a confused look. "Al wants to talk to you," he said, handing the phone to Roy. Roy looked at Ed questionably and took the phone.

"Hello?" he said. "Colonel, have you and my brother done anything?" he said, his tone dead serious. A shiver went down Roy's spine. "Alphonse, that's a little personal, don't you think?" he replied. Ed looked at him with a puzzled look. "Colonel, if you hurt my brother you know what will happen, don't you?" he said. Suddenly there was a depressed aura forming around Roy. "Okay, that's all I wanted to say have a nice day!" he said cheerfully. It was so creepy how he could just switch moods like that.

"Can I please talk to my brother now?" he asked politely. Roy didn't say anything, he just handed Ed the phone. "What did you and the colonel talk about?" Ed asked upon seeing Roy in the fetal position in the corner. "Oh, nothing. Oh, brother! I have to go! Winry needs my help lifting-no Winry don't!" suddenly there was crashing in the background and the phone lost signal. Ed sighed and hung the phone up. "What happened?" Ed said to Roy. "Nothing…"

Roy worked pretty hard on his paperwork until it was time to go home. "Ed." Ed turned to see Roy smiling at him. "Would you like to spend the night at my place?" he said, winking at him. Ed began blushing furiously, then nodded. He followed Roy out the door and they began walking to Roy's apartment.

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