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The Morning After

Ed rolled over and moaned, feeling the rays from the sun shining on his face. Where was he again? Oh yeah, he was in Roy Mustangs bed. Said man had his arms comfortably around Ed's waist, his head resting on the back of his neck. Why was he so sore? Oh yeah. Ed began blushing remembering the events of last night. Sure, he couldn't move, but it had definitely been worth it. He had never had such an experience…nor had he ever felt pleasure like that. Just thinking about it made lying in this position uncomfortable. And being in Roy's arms made him want to lay there forever. Unfortunately, he couldn't.

He tried to move, but the colonel was set firmly in place. Damn, he really had to pee. "Roy," Ed said, shaking him. No use. He grunted. "Roy, wake up I have to go to the bathroom!" Ed shouted. Roy instantly sat up and began rubbing his eyes. "What?" he said, looking at the blond and squinting at the morning light. "I'm going to the bathroom," he said and hopped off the bed.

Ed forgot he was naked until he stood up, then immediately began blushing. "Don't act so shy, I saw it all last night," Roy said, smirking at the boy. "Shut up!" Ed yelled then stomped out the door and across the hall to the bathroom. Roy just fell back onto his bed and tried to get some more sleep. Suddenly there was a knock from downstairs, and Roy grunted. He got up and put on his robe, then proceeded downstairs.

"May I help you-" he said as he opened the door, but immediately stopped. "Sir, I really hope Edward isn't here, but seeing as you are both late to work, I can only assume he is with you," Hawkeye said, staring at him intently. "Lieutenant, it's so nice to see you," Roy said, smiling politely. She sighed. "Sir, where's Ed?" she said, but Roy heard a clanging behind him and turned around.

"Hey, Roy, you're out of toothpaste," Ed said as he came down the stairs with nothing but his boxers on. He also seemed to be limping. Roy slowly turned to face Hawkeye, a big smile on his face. He then felt the cool metal of a pistol on his forehead.

"Lieutenant, please don't overreact," he said, noticeably sweating. Ed froze in place at the base of the stairs. "Uhh… I have something to do," he said then shot up the stairs. "Ed, don't leave me…" Roy whispered as comic tears streamed down his face. "Both of you get dressed. I'll be waiting in the car and I expect both if you to join me in 5 minutes," she said sternly. "Lieutenant, we're going to need a little more time than-" suddenly Roy was yet again met with the pistol, and he immediately changed his strategy. "Or we can meet you in 5 minutes, see you soon!" Roy said as he closed the door and ran up the stairs. Hawkeye sighed and put her negotiator away.

Roy and Ed got into the car precisely 5 minutes later, give or take a few seconds. Ed's hair was braided messily and Roy's uniform was wrinkled and crooked. Hawkeyed sighed at their conduct. It was silent the entire drive to central. As they walked into Roy's unit, they saw a few of the subordinates talking to Al. Ed paled when he saw him, and tried to hide behind Roy. It failed.

"Brother!" Al said happily as he happily came over. "Al, I didn't know you were going to back so soon," Ed said as he smiled and scratched the back of his head nervously. "You don't seem so happy to see me…" Al said and minimized into the background. "Of course I'm glad to see you, Al!" Ed said frantically. "I was just thinking of something, that all, hehe," he said, then shot Roy a knowing glance. Al being Al, he saw this and then looked at Roy, but Roy was too busy gazing at Ed.

"Hey Second Lieutenant, can I talk to you?" Al said to Havoc, pulling him aside. "Yeah sure, what ya need?" he said, taking a puff of his cigarette. "Well, earlier before my brother came in, you said to the other guys that it's possible to smell someone and know if the…uhh, you know…did something," Al said, nervously twittling his metal fingers. "Yeah, so?" Havoc said. "Uhh…can you smell my brother for me?" he said. "Oh, Ed got a little girlfriend?" Havoc said, obviously interested. "Uhh, something like that…"

"Sir, you should really get back to work," Hawkeye said to Roy, glaring at him. He just ignored her and kept oogling over Ed. 'Foolish man,' she thought to herself. "HAVOC! Why the hell are you sniffing me you freak!" Ed yelled as he tried to smack Havoc away from him. "Sorry, Chief, I'm on a covert mission," he said, and continued sniffing him. "GYAHH!" Ed said as he tried to run away. "BINGO! I smell it!" he said as he stood up and brushed his hands off. "Goddamit, Havoc! How many times do I have to tell you that I didn't eat your freakin sandwich out of the employee fridge!" Ed said angrily.

"YOU SMELL IT?" Al said frantically as comic tears streamed down his face. "It's gone, gone forever just like your dog!" Havoc said, pointing to Hawkeye. "WHAT!?!" she yelled. "I hit him when I pulled into the parking lot!" he said dramatically. "Or maybe it was a stray…" he said, rubbing the back of his head. As he and Hawkeye argued in the corner, Al dealt with Ed.

"Al, what's going on?" he said, looking at him as if he were crazy. However, Roy had caught on by now ans was trying to silently sneak out the door…

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