Yay I finally freakin updated gosh it's been like 3 months jeez sooo sorry it took me so long I had a lot of stuffies goin on. So anyways I should be getting back in the habit of updating now. I hope you enjoy this chappie! Oh and I have a NEW board cuz my other one kinda bombed so it's a yaoi board! http://muchik.proboards105 .com

What I was listening to when I wrote this: Cupid's Chokehold by Gym Class Heroes

Disclaimer: It's not mine. Meh

Ooh, Conflict!

"DON'T YOU DARE MOVE I'M GONNA KILL YOU," Al said to Roy as he tried to sneak out the door. "A-Alphonse, what are you talking about?" he said nervously as he sweat-dropped. "YOU'VE RAPED HIM! YOU TOOK AWAY HIS VIRGINITY AND HE CAN NEVER GET IT BACK!" At this point, the entire office was staring open-mouthed at Roy. Ed was wide eyed and mortified, and Roy was silently praying that Al didn't take his two-ton metal body and flatten him like a pancake.

"Al, I think me and your brother should discuss this in private-" Roy began, but was cut off when he saw a large metal body stomping towards him. "Or you can just meet me in my office," he said, and quickly ran to his door. Al then turned his glare to Ed, who was beet red and had been trying to hide in a corner. At seeing the colonel flee, he made an attempt to follow but was intercepted by Al. "BROTHER." He said sternly, putting a firm hand on Ed's shoulder.

"Al, we really should discuss this in private hehe," he said, removing himself from Al's grip and running to Roy's office with his head down. Al charged after him, the noticed all the looks pointed in his direction. He gave them all a death glare, and they quickly got back to work.

Ed ran into the office, then looked up to see his superior officer trying to pry open a window. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?" Ed shouted, lunging forward to keep Roy from diving out the window. "I MUST ESCAPE BEFORE YOUR BROTHER KILLS MEEE!" he yelled frantically clinging to the window as Ed tried to drag him away. Fingernail marks were left as Ed tore him from the window, and sat on him to keep him in place.

"Ewar' ge' o' me!" Roy yelled as he flailed his arms, trying to get out from under Ed. "If you run, the Al will REALLY kill you," Ed said, keeping his post. Suddenly the door flew open as Al barged in, then quietly closed it behind him and there was a 'click' as the lock was set in place. "Why did he lock it!" Roy said as comic tears streamed down his face.

"Colonel, you gave me the impression that you weren't going to do anything to my brother, and I trusted you," Al said, slowly walking towards him. "Well, you see Al, I didn't do anything to him, rather we did something together…" Roy said, pinned by Ed's small body. 'He wouldn't be so hard to get off if it wasn't for his freakin thousand pound automail!,' he thought to himself.

"GAH! I don't wanna think about it!" Al yelled, running around in circles. Ed sighed. "Al I would never hurt Ed, I love him." At this, Ed turned ten shades of red. "I love you too," Ed, pulling Roy into a bone crushing hug. "Ed, though I do love you with all my might, I'm going to have to ask you to stop crushing me," Roy said in a strained voice. "Oh, right," Ed said, then released him and stood up. Roy happily returned to his feet.

"Fine, but I'll be WATCHING you," he said, pointing to Roy. "And of course you used, er, protection," Al said, blushing. At this both Ed and Roy's head shot up. "P-protection?" Roy said nervously. Ed raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean, protection?"

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"ED AND THE COLONEL ARE…!" Havoc screamed, running around in circles. "Oh my god, that's just…no," Breda said, staring into space. Faulman just shook his head. Hawkeye sighed. "Great…"

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