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Disclaimer: Hmm, maybe Arakawa is a lesbian…Then I could turn into one and marry her and inherit FMA!!! Till then, it's not mine!

Playing Doctor

Ed, Roy, Hawkeye and Al sat silently in the car as they drove to the hospital. Ed sighed, he had been defeated. But they really didn't have to keep his hands tied. As Ed fidgeted with his bonds, Roy sat in the front resting his chin in his hand as he loomed out the car window. He knew he was clean. Hell, he hadn't had the spirit to date anyone in the past few months as his thoughts of the blond increased, and had he gotten anything before that he would definitely have the symptoms by now. Even so, Ed was probably due for a check up anyway.

Al sat next to his brother, trying his best to keep strong as Ed tried to bribe him, promising mountains of kitties. As Al silently wallowed in kitten fantasies, Hawkeye drove them in silence, trying to figure out how to hide the body of a Flame Alchemist. Yes, it was an awkward silence, with the occasional "And a kitty palace for them all to live…"

They pulled into the hospital parking lot, and Roy walked around to Ed's door, opening it and scooping the blond up in his arms. "WHAT THE HELL, WE'RE IN PUBLIC!" Ed shouted, wriggling about. "Ed, it's not uncommon to see someone being carried into a hospital. Besides, if I untie you there's a chance you'll escape," he said smiling. How very creepy. "Sir, is that necessary?" Hawkeye said, crossing her arms and staring sternly at the colonel. "Yes. Yes it is," he said, turning and walking towards the hospital. "Come along, Alphonse."

Al sighed and followed. "Whatever," Hawkeye said and followed suit. Roy walked up to the front counter with Ed still in his arms like nothing was out of the ordinary. "Hello, I'd like to schedule a doctor's appointment," he said, addressing one of the nurses. "Oh," she said, noticing his uniform. "Right away, Colonel sir," she said, happily turning and picking up a phone. "Doctor Collin to the front desk, please," she said into the phone, and it boomed over a loud speaker.

A few moments later, an older man in a white coat appeared. "Hello, I'm Dr. Collin. What can I do for you today?" he said politely. "Uh, yeah. He needs a check up," he said, gesturing to the struggling figure in his arms. "Oh, is this your son?" he said, smiling. "DIRTY MOTHER FU-" a hand quickly clamped over Ed's mouth, and Roy laughed nervously. "Hehe uh no he's a friend of mine," he said. "FRIEND OF YOURS!?! I'm the Fullmetal Alchemist, dammit!" Ed screamed, attracting the attention of the entire first floor. "Uh, yes, well please follow me," Dr. Collin said, leading them down a hallway. "Me and Alphonse will just wait here," Hawkeye said, grabbing Al's metal arm. "BUT-" Al said as he was dragged to the waiting room. "Can I ask you a question?" Dr. Collin said to Roy as Ed continued to fidget. "Sure," Roy said. "Why is he tied up?"

They walked into the small room, which was pretty much empty except for an examining table, a sink with some medical supplies grouped around it, along with a cupboard. Roy gently plopped Ed down on the table, and turned to face the doctor. "What seems to be the problem?" The doctor said, smiling once again. "Oh, well all he really needs is a blood test," Roy said. Ed shot him a glare. "Blood test? THAT MEANS NEEDLES!!!" Ed said, then lunged forward off of the table and onto the floor. "Wiggle to freeeedooom!!" Ed said dramatically, latching onto the door frame with his teeth and pulling himself towards the door.

"Uh, you'll have to excuse him hehe," Roy said, grabbing Ed and yanking him off of the door frame, effectively tearing a chunk of wood out. "Uh, yes, well I'll have to go get some supplies and do few other things, so I'll be back in 20 minutes or so. Sorry for the wait," Dr. Collin said, smiled at them and then exited the room. Roy turned to Ed, who was still under his arm, and smiled nervously. Ed just growled, and turned away. "Come on, Ed. Don't be mad," the Colonel said, setting him on the table. "Don't be mad!?! You hog tied me and dragged me down to this death riddled building so that a creepy old guy could stab me with sharp objects!" he ranted, kicking his legs.

Roy sighed, then untied Ed. "That better?" he asked, rubbing Ed's flesh wrist. "Whatever…" was his reply. "Relax, it's just a needle," he said, putting his arm around Ed's shoulders and pulling him in so that Ed's head rested on his shoulder. They stayed like that for a while, mostly because they were both pretty tired from last night and hadn't exactly gotten a good night's sleep. After a while, the door opened and they both shot upright. "Sorry that took so long, I have all the equipment so whenever you're ready," Dr. Collin said, supplies in hand.

"NEEDLE!" Ed shouted as his current mood of peace changed to panic. Roy grabbed onto his shirt, ruining his attempted escape. "Uh, is this going to be a problem?" the doctor asked, taking a step back. "Of course not, right Ed?" Roy said, giving Ed frightening yet smiling face. 'I didn't know Mustang could be that creepy while smiling,' Ed thought as a shiver went up his spine. "Okay…" Ed said partly out of defeat, partly out of fear.

He sat on the table, and the doctor came over after he had prepared the syringe and put on gloves. Ed rolled up the sleeve on his flesh arm, cringing at the sight of the sharp object. "Okay, you'll just feel a light pinch," he said, finding the vein in his arm. 'Light pinch, my ass,' he thought to himself. Ed squeezed his eyes shut, then reached out and grabbed Roy's hand, holding it tightly. Roy smiled warmly at him, squeezing it reassuringly.

"All done," Dr. Collin said as he placed a lid on the vile of blood. "Really?" Ed said, surprised. He'd barely felt it. "Yep, you can go home now. The results should come in tomorrow," he said, placing a dinosaur band-aid on the wound. 'What the hell?' "Would you like a lollipop?" he said, walking over the trash can and throwing away his gloves. "Like hell I would!" he retorted, crossing his arms. "Come back soon for another check up," he said politely. 'Yeah, that's happening.' They left and began walking back towards the front counter.

Ed looked over at Roy. "Thanks…" he said, staring at the floor and blushing. "No problem. I would say, 'let's get back to work' but I think it would be a bit awkward. Maybe we should take the rest of the day off," he said, rubbing the back of his head. "Can you do that? I thought you always have a ton of paperwork to do," Ed said, quirking an eyebrow in his direction. "Uh, well, that can slide. At least for one day," he said, laughing nervously. "Slacker," Ed mumbled. Roy smiled. Genuine Ed. They held hands as they walked towards the front desk, but as they neared the crowd of people their hands parted, and went to their sides. Yes, even though they were happy they still had obstacles in their way.

Oh wow, it got a little angsty in the end, didn't it? DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMIN BWAHAHA So how was it? PLEASE REVIEW!!! And visit my yaoi board http://muchik.proboards105 .com