Okay, peoples, I know I haven't updated in like a bazillion years but I'm sorry! I've been busy and now I have summer school! SUMMER SCHOOL! Anyways, I think I got about 10 reviews for that last chapter so here goes!

Disclaimer: DUH! FMA no belonging to meh!

Warning: LEMON! Yay lemon lemon LEMON! Okay, my third lemon EVER so be gentle!

Unsanitary, Much?

Hawkeye stood when they entered the room and looked at the colonel.

"Sir," she began, but he raised a hand.

"First lieutenant, me and Fullmetal are pretty tired, so why don't you go on ahead," he said, and began to walk away. He stopped when he felt the cool metal of a pistol against his temple.

"Sir, you have had enough time off of work, and I suggest we return there," she said to the now mortified colonel. He slowly moved away and faced her.

"Fair enough, but first may I use the restroom?" he said, then looked at Ed and made a gesture.

"Huh…" Ed said, but then caught on.

"Oh! Uh, yeah, me too. Be right back!" he said, grabbing the colonel's hand and pulling him down a nearby hallway.

"How do we escape?" the blond haired boy said, looking around frantically.

"We don't," Roy said, wrapping his hands around Ed's waist and pulling him into a nearby on-call room(1).

"Wha-hnn!" Ed said as Roy crashed his lips against the younger alchemist's, pulling him closer. Ed moaned into the kiss, fisting his hands into the front of Roy's uniform. He was pushed up against the door, pinned so that his feet barely touched the ground. He then wrapped his mismatched legs around the colonel's waist. Roy pulled up the boy's shirt, running his hands over his flawless muscles.

"What in the world is taking them so long?" Hawkeye said to no one in particular, tapping her foot on the cheap linoleum that lined the floor. She rolled her eyes and sat back down in the uncomfortable waiting room chair.

"Yeah, you wouldn't believe how many people have sex in the on-call rooms." Hawkeye looked up to see a young doctor talking to a nurse.

'Sex in the hospital? Unsanitary much?' Hawkeye thought to herself as she flipped through a magazine.

Ed bit back a moan as Roy began to work at his tender neck, nipping and sucking wherever possible.

"Hnn Roy ahh not here…" Ed choked out as the Flame began to unbutton his black over shirt, the red coat already discarded. Ed arched against the door when Roy took his nipple into his mouth, gently sucking on the pink nub. Ed groped the wall behind him, desperately searching for something to hold onto. He accidentally hit a light switch, and the once dark room was illuminated.

Ed blinked to try and get back his focus, his eyes adjusting to the light. Roy didn't miss a beat, and wrapped his lover up in his arms and threw him onto a nearby bed. He quickly unbuttoned his uniform jacket and tossed it to the side. He didn't bother to take off his white undershirt, but opted to leave it unbuttoned. He then climbed atop his lover, claiming his body once more, his mouth savoring every inch of him, slowly working his way down towards his naval.

Ed could only stare at the man on top of him, fisting his jet-black hair and moaning his name. Ed jumped when Roy suddenly brushed his arm against Ed's growing erection, arching hard against the crisp clean sheets of the sterile mattress.

Roy smiled, and grasped Ed in his hand.

"Oh!" Ed moaned, throwing his arms back and gripping the metal frame of the bed.

'Oh, come on! How long do they need to take a leak?' Hawkeye thought irritably as she sat in waiting room, her back laying independent of the chair as she maintained her posture. Other people in the waiting room spotted her, and suddenly sat up a bit straighter in their uncomfortable hospital chairs.

Roy stripped Ed of his boots, and began working at the damned buckle of Ed's belt. He was definitely taking him clothes shopping.

"Uhn, Roy," Ed moaned, writhing under the older man.

"Yes?" h said, kissing a trail up the boy's neck and stopped to look him in the eye.

"Fuck me hard," he said in a breathless voice, sitting up and ripping down his own pants. Roy raised an eyebrow.

"Inpatient, are we?" Roy said, smirking and quickly unbuttoning his own pants. He pulled them down to his knees, and then his boxers went down too. Ed could only stare in awe at his arousal.

"Are you gonna stare all day or are we gonna do this?" Roy said, yanking down Ed's boxers and lifting up his legs, (successfully making Ed fall back down on the mattress) and pulling them down and off his legs. Roy then leaned down and playfully licked the younger man's erection.

"Hahn!" Ed cried out, once again grabbing the metal bar behind him and thrusting up into the willing mouth. Roy hummed against the body below him, smiling as Ed went mad with desire.

"Oh! Uhn uhh Roy! Ah" Ed moaned as he rocked his hips, desperately trying to get what he wanted. Roy then turned his attention to Ed's entrance, sucking on his fingers. Ed was definitely aware when Roy stopped his ministrations to his arousal.

"Roy, what are you-Hahn!" Ed yelped as Roy slid his first finger in. It was much looser than last night. A second quickly followed, making the younger alchemist squirm.

Soon Roy had 3 digits thrusting in and out, making Ed moan.

"Oh, uhn Roy, uh fuck yes!" Ed cried, thrusting his hips up to meet Roy's fingers, the metal bed frame creaking under hisweight. Roy then withdrew his fingers and placed himself at Ed's entrance. Roy lubed himself with Ed's precum, and slowly slid in. Thankfully, Ed was much more prepared for him and he slid in easily.

"Haa, Roy!" Ed moaned as he arched against the bed once more.

Once he was in all the way, he looked at Ed questionably, waiting for a sign to move.

Ed's answer was given when he grabbed Roy's shoulders and flipped him over, reversing their positions. Ed sat on top of Roy, and lifted himself off of him until only the head was imbedded inside of him, the he crashed back down.

"Oh!" Ed shouted as he threw his head back, then repeated the process. Roy moaned loudly, both the physical stimulation and the sight of Edward riding him driving him closer to climax.

"Ah, Edward, god yes!" Roy moaned as he desperately gripped the blond boy's hips, slamming him back down again.

(what readers think: GODDAMIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT HAWKEYE XD)

Hawkeye was now definitely pissed off. They had been gone for freakin' 25 minutes! What the hell!?!

Ed was leaning back and his hands were placed firmly on Roy's thighs, trying to support himself. He was getting desperate for relief, and his thrusts were coming faster and harder. Roy could tell Ed was close, he was too, and he tried desperately to buck his hips to meet the smaller one's thrusts.

"Haa! Uhh Roy I'm so c-close!" Ed choked out, his head thrown back in ecstasy. Roy groaned, feeling a familiar coiling in his groin.

"Ohhh uh me too!" Roy grunted. He was so close. Ed cried out, gripping onto Roy tightly as his climax overtook him, racking his body with pleasure. Seeing Ed's coming face was all Roy needed to push him over the edge, causing him to arch hard and grip desperately at Ed's shaking hips, riding out his orgasm.

Ed collapsed on op of Roy, his chest heaving against the colonel's. Roy wrapped his arms around the small body, affectionately nuzzling his hair.

"Love you, Roy," Ed said as he let himself be held.

"I love you, Edward," Roy said as he breathed in the boy's scent. Unfortunately, their romantic moment was short lived.

"What the hell!?" an attending(2) yelled as she walking into the on-call room.

Oh yeah, they have horrible luck.

(1) a room for doctors to rest or sleep when they can because they have long shifts.

(2) A rank of medical doctors. Intern, resident, attending…

So how was it? I was hesitant (lazy) to write another lemon but this chappie was HELLA long! Almost twice much as what I usually dish out! Please review!!! Oh and I know I made Hawkeye WAY out of character but you never know, maybe she just puts up a front…yeah sure…