This is chapter 2 to World Full of Stupidity! The BAKA Chronicles! I've been out 4 a minute but I'm back, I guess. Oh, thanx to all who read and reviewed. Hope I got this right. This is my first with this couple so... it's not exactly easy. Let me shut up and let you read...

Chapter 2: Training is for BAKA!

Okay, so he got the party and he decided to stay for a while but now, he's acting all weird and junk. I mean like he starts to talk, then out of the blue, starts to trail off about nothing. So weird. Heh... looks like he's his old self again at least. I like this one better anyway. ...Wait! I didn't mean it like that! I meant that the nice Naruto is better than the tough guy Naruto. Ever since he came back, we've been hanging out. He told me about his adventures outside the village and how this and that happened, he talked with such energy. He sure does like to talk about himself. But it's okay. I don't mind listening to him. That is, of course, until he starts talking about his perverted life. Then I have to put him in his place. We've been at this for about a month now. One little thing that caught me off guard, we've hung out everyday that month. I don't mind it, really. Only, it got me thinking. Why am I hanging out with him so much? Could it be that there might be something between us or something? It's weird. But then, for there to be something between two people, don't the two people have to feel something? I didn't know, that was, until this morning, when we went to train together.

"Hey! Ino! Let's go! The earlier, the better!" that loud mouth Naruto shouted outside my window, 3 in the morning. Wait... 3:00! The Hell is his problem?!

"The Hell is wrong with that head of yours?! It's 3 o'clock! Leave me be!" I shouted out my window, trying to get back to sleep. Then the unexpected happened. He jumped on my window, scaring the shit out of me. "What the Hell do you think you're doing? Get outta here!"

"No. You told me to get you today so we could train." Naruto said. Fine, he was right. I did tell him to get me.

"But I didn't mean this God damn early!" I shouted back, turning away from him. I heard my window open. He wouldn't, would he? I turned back over to see what happened and I come face to face with him. He was kneeling right at my bed. First thought, push him away. But I didn't. Second thought, punch and scream for daddy. But I didn't. Third thought, ...I don't wanna say. Let's just say mature audiences only. But I almost did that, which isn't good. So I went back to my first thought and pushed him into my wall. I grabbed my blankets and covered myself.

"Ow! Hey what was that for?" he asked.

"You're in my room, 3 o'clock in the morning, I am undressed, in my bed, you being male, I female. WHY THE HELL INDEED!!" I shouted, loud, even for me. "Get out now!" I shouted. He nodded and hopped out the window. I sighed and walked to the window. "Give me a minute. I'll go train with you. Just let me get ready." I said, closed (and locked) my window and went to shower. After that I ate some cereal, packed a lunch for us and ran out the door.

"Geez, what were you thinking? Coming into my room this early in the morning?" I asked.

"Well, I really wanted to hang out with you today..." he mumbled, causing me to blush. It was weird. I never blushed because of him, now I do it on a daily basis! What the Hell is going on with me?!

"I guess I could let it slide, this time. Next time, you're dead." I said as we walked to the training grounds. All the way, we talked about random stuff, stuff like if we dyed our hair and didn't tell anyone, would they know if it was us and what Forehead girl might be doing with Lee right now, if Neji really will date Tenten and other stupid talk. It was so stupid, when we got there, we didn't even train, we just talk the whole time. Around noon, I accidentally told him I was ticklish. So he wanted to test that.

"You're really ticklish?" Naruto asked me. I shivered.

"Y-yeah. But that doesn't mean for you to check." I said, seeing that look in his eye.

"Okay, okay, I won't. Huh?" he said, looking at my stomach.

"What are you looking at?" I asked.

"Huh? Oh, I just thought I saw something crawling on you, no biggy." he said. Please tell me he's joking! I hate things that crawl! Ah! What was that on my back?! Ew! No no no no no no no! Yuck! Please no! I hopped up and started to worm around.

"Get it off! Get it off!" I shouted at him, pointing to my back. He smiled and nodded. Wait! Damn! A trick! And I fell for it! "Wait, forget it!" I said, backing away, right into a tree.

"Nice try, but too late." he said and moved his hands to my stomach and wiggled his fingers. I couldn't help but laugh. I said I was ticklish so I had no choice.

"Na-Naruto! S-stop! Hahaha, c-come o-on! Stop it!" I said, trying not to laugh, and failing big time.

"This is fun!" Naruto laughed as he tickled me more and more. "I wonder where else you're ticklish." he said, his eyes narrowing.

"N-no Na-Naruto! D-don't!" I said as I tried to escape, slipped and we fell over. Luckily, I fell on top so, I had a better chance to escape. That didn't work. He rolled over, him on top. I couldn't have that. So I rolled back. We continued this for quite some time until we rolled down a hill. All the while, we fought for control. We got to the bottom and he won. He was on top of me, our fingers laced, we were both out of breath, his legs entangled in my own.

Needless to say, we were both flushed. Thoughts started to fill my mind at this time. Why is he looking at me like that? Why am I looking at him like this? What should I do? Then, before I knew it, I started to think about kissing him. I didn't know what was up with me. I looked into his sky blue eyes as he looked into my grayish blue ones. I couldn't hold it in any longer. I leaned forward and placed my lips against his. Both our eyes widened, both of us shocked at my action. We didn't move, barely even breathed. After about a minute sitting like that, I closed my eyes, hoping he'd kiss back. Why I was hoping for that, I've no idea. But he did. I... I wouldn't know how to explain how I felt right there. "I loved it" would be the best way to put it. I licked his lips through the kiss, wanting more. And he supplied, opening his lips, allowing me in. I was a bit nervous at first, this being my first kiss and all, but he... he knew what he was doing. He entered his tongue first, searched and explored my mouth. Feeling his tongue in my mouth like that... it felt so good. I pushed back all my nervous thoughts and pushed his tongue against mine. Thus beginning our war. We kept this up for about a hour maybe two. I'm not sure, but I am sure that I was late for me and Sakura's meeting. Oh no! I broke the kiss, and pushed him aside.

"I'm sorry! I... uh... gotta go... things to d-do." I said but couldn't get up. Rather, I didn't want to get up. What I wanted to do was roll on top of him and continue where we left off. But I did get up and bowed.

"You know..." he said, making me stop. "I think... I think I like training a lot more now." he said, making me blush.

"Naruto... how about we meet up later and talk about this." I said, blush increasing.

"Huh? Well, I guess. What time and where?" he asked.

"I'll call you later with the details." I said, still shaken up a bit. I grabbed my basket and ran to Sakura's house.

When I got there, I was still flushed and Sakura gave me a look. I hated when she did that. I sat down and apologized for being late. She shrugged her shoulders and lead me into her living room where Tenten and Hinata sat.

"Huh? I thought it was just us." I said to Sakura.

"Yeah, well someone couldn't keep their mouth shut, INO, so they found out about it." Sakura said and pointed to a chair, telling me to sit. I set the basket next to my chair and went to the bathroom to fix my hair. It had grass and stuff in it. I came back and all three of them were giggling, my basket in their hands. I flared up and snatched it back

"What was that all about?" I shouted, making sure everything was there.

"A ramen bowl? I wonder..." Hinata said, giggling again. I blushed. This was Hinata, if she didn't know who it was for, the world was to end. Due to the fact that I'm still here, she knew. I kinda wish she didn't know just to avoid the upcoming questions.

"Wh-what are y-you talking about?" I asked, trying to sound innocent.

"No idea..." Hinata said, smile widening.

"Oh fuck this! Ino! Where were you just now?" Tenten shouted, stomping the ground. "This ramen bowl, was it for Uzumaki Naruto? Answer me!"

"Huh? What? But I-."

"Don't give me that bullshit! You were with him, weren't you?! Yup! Your face says it all!" Tenten, once again, ranted. That's when I got fed up with all the damn yelling.

"Fine! Yeah it is! And yes I do like him! I even made out with him! There! Are you happy now! If so then get the Hell out of my face!" I shouted, watching them all step back, smile, giggle and shout. I was confused, why were they so damn happy about me liking Naruto? Wait?! What did I just say?!

"Ah-ha! I knew it! You love him, don't you Ino-san?!" Hinata said, smiling and walking towards me.

"Uh...y-yeah..." I answered, shocked I just said that.

"Oh! How sweet!" Sakura shouted out as the three ran to each other and formed a circle to talk secretly. I just rolled my eyes and thought. Stupid Naruto! I never should have went training with him. BAKA!