Okay. Big news people. I would first like to thank you all for the reviews. Secondly, I would like to announce that this fic will now be M rated, sorry for those who no like. I'll try my best to keep it all in one chapter, maybe two, so you'll be able to skip through it. Speaking of chapters, I have decided that the college life is indeed NOT EASY!!! Therefore, I will release a new chapter once a month. I am truly sorry to any inconvenience this may cause any of you. If you were reading "Week of Hell", also by me, I will get that to chapter 5 hopefully by the 26 of July then will update along side this fic. Again, I am so sorry but I got two essays, 5 chapters of reading and a PowerPoint presentation all due this Friday. Speaking of which... gotta go, see you the 26!

Chapter 5: Jokes are for BAKA!

Oh yeah! Some people are gonna get it good, believe it! I haven't pulled a prank in years, so nobody will be expecting it. I'm thinking maybe 5 pranks. First up... Kakashi!

Prank one!

Let me explain now. Lately him and that Anko chick have been "hitting it off" if you will. I think it's more but anywho... after him and Anko got together, he threw out every perverted thing in his house. So what I was thinking was...

"No way! I never knew!" Ino said, laughing.

"Really?"

"Well... I had my suspicions... but I wasn't too sure." she said, sipping her tea. I smiled. She

looked heavenly...

"You know what you need to do right?"

"Yeah."

"Let's get started then." I said and we poofed.

One hour later... we stood some distance from Kakashi's home, everything set up.

"How long is it gonna be?- Oh! there they are!" she said.

"Shh. Watch." I said, starting to laugh.

Kakashi walked into his home, Anko in tow, what they were gonna do... most likely M-rated. Anyway...

"Hey, Ka-kun... what's this?" Anko asked, picking up a small orange book. Kakashi's eye widened.

"No-nothing! Really! Here, let me get that." he said, making a move for the book.

"Ichi Ichi Paradise: Makeout Tactics? Kakashi. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!" Anko asked, growing really pissed.

"Uh..."

"Don't 'uh...' me! What is this? Porn?! Am I not good enough? Huh? You'd rather do it yourself? And what's with this picture in it? Who the hell is this? A secret lover or something?"

"Huh? Picture?" Kakashi said and looked at the picture in question. His eye widened.

"NARUTO!!!" he shouted as the picture he saw was me in my sexy form.

"Prank one, complete!" I said to Ino as we ran off, laughing.

Prank two!

After Asuma-sensei's death, Kurenai-sensei and Iruka-sensei have been working together to cope with the loss. Somewhere along the line, they had unknowingly fallen for each other. It's pretty obvious once you think about it. But then, Iruka-sensei is somewhat of a dunce when it comes to love. Sounds like someone else I know... anywho... I believe it's about time they sped things up...

"Naruto, you... you wouldn't!" Ino said as I put the final touches on the second prank.

"It's the only way. Trust me. I know what I'm doing." I said. It was five o'clock. Iruka and

Kurenai were both still in the school. I smiled. Iruka would have to treat me to ramen for this later.

"Iruka... I, uh... got your letter. You wanted to talk to me?" Kurenai said, walking into his classroom. Iruka looked up from his paperwork and at her.

"Letter?" Iruka asked but she didn't hear him as she was looking around. Something was odd here. The AC wasn't on yet all the windows were closed. Plus the door was slowly closing itself...

"Hey! Wait a minute!" she shouted, running to the door. Too late, as it was closed and sealed.

"Good work Ino-chan." I said, smiling.

"No problem. I always thought they looked cute together." she said. "Ready?"

"Yup. Phase two." I said as we headed to the janitor's room. I left a shadow clone nearby, to see what happens.

"Ino, over there." I said. Lucky us huh? We get caught in the same kind of trap we set Iruka and

Kurenai up for. "Not there, the light is there." I said, giving up and reaching for it myself. Well, from where I was, it looked like it, but...

"Naruto-kun! N-not there!" she said. Well of course not. Light switches aren't squishy. But this felt kinda fun. I squeezed again. "I said, not t-there!" she said, grabbing my hand. Oh! That was her... oops...

"Sorry, I didn't mean to. I just can't see." I said. My hand was moved to her waist.

"I know. Cool isn't it?" she said, whispering. That... was hot.

"Yeah, I guess. Why say something like that? You have... anything planned? Wanna take advantage of this?" I asked her.

"What are you-!" she couldn't finish. I locked lips with her. Seriously, she talks too much.

Okay! My turn! You can call me shadow! While 'I' make out with Ino in the other room, I'll tell you what else is going on! They did, at least finish the last of the prank before they started sucking each other's faces off.

"Iruka, don't you think it's a little hot in here?" Kurenai asked, pulling at her black shirt.

"You know... now that you mention it..." he said and stood up. He walked to the window and opened it... or at least tried. "What the-?"

"What's wrong?" Kurenai asked.

"Window's sealed." Iruka said, turning to her. "Now what?"

"...Someone planned this." she said, looking around. She started sweating. I think 'I' put the heat up too much. "Geez, it's burning in here."

"Yeah, this is ridiculous." Iruka said, taking off his jacket. She followed suit.

"Damn it, I can't take this anymore. It's too damn hot! Iruka, turn around." she said, pulling off her shirt, and wrapped her bandages around her breasts.

"Damn, who the Hell..." Iruka said, taking his shirt off. When he placed his shirt down, he felt hands on his back. "Kurenai..."

"Iruka, these scars... do they hurt?" she asked, her fingers brushing lightly against his back.

"When I think about them, yeah." he said. She rested her head on his back.

"I see. Iruka? What do you... feel for me?" Kurenai asked.

"Kurenai... I think the heat is getting to you. We need to get outta here no-."

"Iruka, I love you." she said, wrapping her arms around his chest. "I love you, I love you, I... I don't want to lose you... Iruka..." she said, holding him tighter. He held her hands.

"I don't either. Kurenai. I don't want to lose you either. I, I... I love you too." he said. She let him go and he turned to her. He grabbed her and pulled her into him. She rested her head on his chest. She hugged him.

"Wow... what development..." I said and went to the janitor's closet. Ino and 'I' finished their make out and was walking out. "Hey."

"Hey. Sup?"'I' asked. I told him everything. "Just holding? Geez, give him an inch, he takes and millimeter..." 'I' said, rolling my eyes. Okay, shadow out! POOF!

"So, now what?" Ino asked.

"I guess on to the third prank." I said, turning off the heater.

Prank three!

Shino doesn't like bug spray, for obvious reasons. Now, I was thinking...

"No. Way." Ino said.

"Yes." I said.

"No! He will not scream!" she said.

"Wanna bet on it?" I asked her. She thought about it.

"No, I don't, but I'm telling you, he's not gonna scream." she said.

"Do you think he laughs?"

"No."

"What about sing?"

"What about it?"

"Do you think Shino sings?"

"... Well, I don't think so. He barely talks. What the Hell would make him sing?" she asked.

"A mission." I said. Just then, a swarm of bugs hit me in the head.

"What did I say?" it was Shino. Shit!

"Uh... hey buddy!"

"Don't 'buddy' me. Didn't I tell you I'd kill you if you ever said anything?" he asked. I nodded.

"Wait, you really did? Hey, what songs do you sing?" Ino asked. The swarm of bugs wrapped

themselves around my neck.

"Ino-chan... not... helping..." I said, losing breath.

"Oh, sorry." she said. "Oh yeah, Shino, happy birthday."

"Huh? It's not my birthday." he said and looked to her. She held two cans of bug spray in her

hands.

"Smile!" she shouted. His eyebrows twitched and he slowly let go of me. "Smile, dammit!" she

shouted. He backed up, turned and hauled ass while, yes indeed, screaming. "Holy..."

"Told ya he'd scream." I said as people was quickly knocked over.

Prank four! (My personal favorite)

"Kiba-kun..." Hinata purred as the canine bit softly on her neck. "Uh..." she cried out as her eyes

rolled back. Kiba's hands slip to her waist. She unzipped her jacket fully to give him better access to her.

"Hinata... Akamaru, watchdog!" he shouted as Akamaru barked and turned away from them. Kiba laid her on the ground and kissed her neck again. She moaned when she felt his hand ride up her shirt. "Hinat-."

"Shh." she said, pulling his face to her, kissing him. His hand continued up her shirt until it found her bra. Her eyes opened slightly then closed back, her hands removing her shirt. He unhooked her bra and slid it out the way, cupping her breasts with his wolf like hands. She, feeling this, gasped in the kiss and her body arched into his. He pulled back, smiled to her and watched as she sat up and took off his jacket and undershirt.

"Enjoying yourself?" he asked her in a low and deep whisper. She whimpered.

"I love it when you do that, Kiba-kun." she whispered back. He smiled again and laid her back down, sucking on her neck. She moaned into his ear and he started to leave light and tender kisses on her, slowly going down. Then, suddenly, there was a flash (Ino). Kiba shot up and Hinata went for a jacket. Akamaru fell asleep (Sleeping pills in his water).

"Who's there?!" Kiba shouted. Ino ran from one of the trees nearby.

"Oh thank God I found you first!" Ino shouted, 'out of breath.'

"Why? What's going on?" he asked.

"Hiashi-sama is looking for Hinata. Something about a report for a mission that he would deliver, personally. I figured I'd find you two with each other and... whatever, look, get dressed quick." she said, that's my cue.

"Hinata." I said.

"Hi-Hi-Hiashi-sama!" she said as she saw me. That's right.

"What is the meaning of this?" I asked, remembering my bad ass voice.

"Ano... ano..." she said, looking down.

"What-."

"Shut up mutt." I said.

"Y-yes sir." Kiba said, looking down himself.

"Explain yourself. Didn't I tell you not to soil the Hyuuga name or image?" I asked. I'm lying it

on pretty thick, huh?

"...I love him." she said.

"So you decide to make love as well?"

"Hai." she said, still loving down.

"In the middle of the day, in public?"

"If it comes down to that then I say she should be able to!" Ino said.

"Don't start with me."

"Um... sir? Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you in any way." Kiba said. I looked at him.

"Is this suppose to be a joke? Because I'm not laughing." I said.

"S-sorry."

"Prove it." I said. He looked up at me.

"How so sir?" Kiba said, puzzled. Perfect.

"Eat!" I shouted and threw a bucket of fish heads at his head. He fell over in a daze. Hinata ran to

his side. Ino and I started laughing. I poofed to normal.

"Na-Naruto-kun!" she said.

"Oh man! You should see your faces! Hold that thought." I said and Ino flashed another picture. I laughed some more. "Give me a week. I'll give you a copy!" I said and we ran off.

"Super sensitive smell and over controlling father. Nice!" Ino said as we ran down a street near her flower shop.

"Just wait. I got one more up my sleeve." I said, walking into her shop. She looked at me puzzled, then followed.