YO! This is KK.
No that was not a typo. I'm her friend, Lana. (Strikes pose) AK's estupido dad grounded her for a veerryy long time, so she wanted me to update this for her... How does that work exactly? It's supposed to be HER writing, not mine. Oh well. I've got nothing better to do. Now I've gotta read your questions and stuff and then re-kidnap the Akatsuki so they can answer 'em. (Activating n00b fangirl talk) BRB LOL XDD
Disclaimer: If I owned it, wouldn't this be a CLAIMER?
chibi-kaiyaska:
Tobi: what is your favorite type of muffin? Leader: One fish, two fish, red fish or blue fish?
Deidara: Can you eat with the mouths in your hand?
Authoress: Grape jelly or strawberry jelly?
Sasori: Why haven't you shown up to the Akatsuki as a spirit in the series?
Tobi: Mommy's muffins.
Deidara: They used to eat everything! But for some reason, they now will only eat human flesh... wonder why that is?
KK: I think she hates any kind of jelly. Not sure. I'll ask later.
Sasori: Because I'm too scary. That's what Masashi Kishimoto said. I think he's just jealous!
ShadowWolfSora:
Itachi - Do you really love Sasuke? And does Sasuke really have kitty
ears? (Fanart has brainwashed me!) Deidara - YOU ARE AWESOME! Everyone
in the Akatsuki - What the heck is up with the uniforms? They suck! Get
new ones for heaven's sake!
Itachi- Um let's see... I killed my family, permanently scarring him for life... oh, and I held up him up to the wall, choking the air out of him... I was basically the cause of ruining his life forever... Yeah, considering all I've done, I think that proves I DO love him! I don't know if Sasuke has kitty ears. I'll check next time he tries to kill me.
Deidara- Un, I know.
All Akatsuki- Well, YOU try telling Leader that he needs to spring for something more fashionable! He keeps on saying we need to save our money! Can't we just get more by raiding some villages?
IknowPPLonCRACK:
Unnamed Member-Are you the only girl in the Akatsuki?If so,aren't you
afraid that the other Akatsuki members will eventually snap and gang
rape you?I mean,it is sorta a scary thought...
Sir Leader-What do you do in your spare time when you not doing
leader-like stuff?And how come you named the Akatsuki,"Akatsuki'?
Zetsu-Do you have a girlfriend?Because my friend is obsessed over you and won't leave me alone.
Tobi-Yay!You made it into the Akatsuki!I hoped that you would!I even
made "Vote Tobi for Akatsuki" t-shirts and gave them to my friends to
wear!XD
Anyway on to my question...What made you so attached to Zetsu that you become his subordinate?
Hidan-Do you do anything else other than religious stuff?
Kakuzu-I think your more awesome-er than Hidan.But whats with the
obsesive compulsive disorder with money?And have you ever played strip
poker?
Deidara-Do you know the meaning of life?
Kisame-Can you breath underwater?
Itachi-In your opinion,who do you think is the most annoying Akatsuki member?
(This is considering I'm a girl) Unnamed Member- Half of them are gay, so I don't need to worry about that. The perverted ones are trying to figure out whether Deidara is a boy or girl (or both). I think one or two of them don't even know what "Rape" means.
Sir Leader-What I do when I'm not doing leader-like stuff... hey, why do YOU care? Back off, what do YOU do when you're not asking stupid questions!! (KK: Hey, stop dissing the readers!) Leader- They're asking private stuff!
Zetsu- I'm out in the middle of no where, where the only girl for miles is Unnamed Member, who scares the shit out of me. I have no girlfriend. But your friend probably scares the shit out of me too, mainly because I don't know her. Tell her to back off.
Tobi- FINALLY! I mean, no one's giving me enough credit for these things! I mean, joining the Akatsuki isn't a piece of cake y'know! As for your question? Because Tobi's a good boy.
Hidan- Sure. I mean, I kill people. Doesn't that count for anything?
Hmm Im too lazy to sign in...:
Leader-How can u guys have holograms of urselves perform the sealing
jutsu? We all know u have somewhat spiky ginger colored hair and
piercings on the bridge of ur nose...so y do u keep hiding in the
shadows?? How can u talk to the akatsuki members telepathically without
using a jutsu??
Itachi-How close r u to being blind??
Sasori-How could you die?? And do u think u wouldve been killed by
orochimaru if u went up to meet ur former spy kabuto in tat trap??
Hiden-Did u want to be a minister when u were a kid?? Did u ever
thought of the possibility of an infection which will cause u to lose
some body parts even if ur immortal? Wat village did u come from?
Kakuzo-Were u the strongest ninja from hidden waterfall? Y r u so greedy? Did u get in trouble when u killed ur partners?
Unknown member-R u a guy or girl?? Whos ur partner??
Zetsu-Can u recieve energy from photosynthesis?? Do u need counciling for personality disorders and canabolism??
Kisame- Wat would ur kids look like?? Were u one of the weakest of the swordsmen of hidden mist??
Leader-Would u be able to beat the leader of the swordsmen of the hidden mist(assuming tat he is defected)??
Deidara-Wats with the scope on ur eye?? couldnt u have just used binoculurs??
Tobi- wats ur relation with Obito Uchiha?? and y one eye hole on ur mask and wats with the mask??
Author-Please make the members give out better answers through force...
Make it more comedic...u can put scenes of them in between
questions...like them fighting or something stupid...just a
suggestion...
All- y dont u blame everything on orochimaru?? Like if someone made a
mess in the kitchen...tell the leader tat orochimaru did it...im sure
hell believe u guys...orochimaru threw my drink on the
floor...orochimaru ate ur breakfeast.haha lol
Leader- would u pass over ur position if someone bribed u??
Leader- This will be an answer to all questions: 'Cause I'm cool like that.
Itachi- Not telling, or else you'll tell the whole world, and the number of hunters out to get me will die out...
Sasori-Can't answer any of your questions; I'm dead.
Hidan-Not really. Too many people to comfort and be godly to.
Kakuzo- Damn straight, I was the strongest! I'm not greedy. I deserve it all. ALL OF IT! Of course I didn't get in trouble. Things were becoming to crowded anyway.
Unknown Member- If I tell you I won't be unknown. (Though you could read my last answer)
Zetsu- I could, but everyone tells me it's cheating, so to make everyone happy, I stay inside and wither.
Kisame- Sorry, I don't know what my kids look like, considering I don't have any. And I wasn't the weakest! (KK: Of COURSE you weren't. Who would say "Yeah, I'm the weakest" when someone asks??) Kisame- Apparently this guy.
Leader- Yes I would, you know why? Cause I'm cool like that.
Deidara- It looks hotter, wouldn't you say, un?
All- Oh, we've tried. But then Orochimaru would just run off again with some emo kid!
Leader- Depends on what the bribe is.
Hmm theres kou:
Kisame-Do u have gills??
Zetsu-R u abilities just reagular for another race, a bloodline, or makeup??
Leader-Wat happens after u die?? Ur takeover plan and all the points in it r stupid??Ur not very original r u??
Itachi-Y do u even bother doing soome of the things u do??(anything in general)
Hiden-Hiden, how would u feel if some1 decapitated u and left ur head
in the ocean and ur body in lava??Would u feel all of it??Would u die
from it??
Kakuzo-Wat happened to ur arms
You-Wats the kanji on ur akatsuki ring...and wat is the purpose of it??
Deidara-Did u ever thought of competitive eating with ur 3 mouths??( dont do this O.O or twitch)
Sasori- wat happened to ur puppets??or were they all destroyed??
Orochimaru-Wat happened to ur original body??Where is it??Y didnt akatsuki take ur ring on ur original body yet??
Unknown member-Who r u?/(name and description)(haha)
Tobi-Y did u run away from the three tails??
Kisame- Yeah, wanna see?
Zetsu- I have no idea what you just said, but I'll just say that I kick ass.
Leader- I prefer not to think of that...
Itachi- Ask yourself that question.
Hiden- I don't know, I've never tried. Why don't YOU try, and get back to me?
Kakuzu- WHAT? They aren't there?! I just left them over- OhmiGOSH!
KK- I dunno... ask her. She probably doesn't know. She's mary sue like that. My guess would be White Tiger, 'cause Wikipedia said something about it.
Deidara- They only like human flesh, un. I don't like the judges would like this. Even if I did enter, which I wouldn't, it would ruin my GREAT FIGURE, un!
Sasori- They ran off... but they'll be back tonight... I cook a great dinner!
Unknown Member- AGAIN: If I told you, I wouldn't be Unknown goddamnit!
Tobi- Oh, I don't know... Maybe I'm a coward or something.
ruler of rubber chickens:
Itachi what would you do if you were locked in a 10 feet by 10 feet room with a dozen kitchen knifes and nothing to do?
Tobi do you act stupid so no one will know you're actualy waiting for
the right moment to strick and make them in to you're mindless slaves
so you can take over the world?
Finaly the big question
All the Akatsuki what is the meaning of life?
Itachi- I'd do something super-cool and get the hell out of there.
Tobi-... Good idea. OK EVERYONE, FROM NOW ON, I'M NOT STUPID, I'M JUST PRETENDING!
All the Akatsuki- the meaning of life is... to bow down to US!
josiecrazyforsasuke:
Deidara - Ok, dont get me wrong you are cool XD, but why do you say
"yeah" at the end of all of your sentences?All Akatsuki - And
seriously, whats with the nailpolish??!! ITS FREAKIN' PURPLE! if your
going to wear nailpoish, atleast make it black cause purple makes you
look gay.
Deidara- Thanks, un! But do you want not me to say "Un", un? Well too bad, un!
All akatsuki- we couldn't find the black nail polish.
Plushielover177: All the Akatsuki:What do each of your rings mean?
All the Akatsuki: No idea, some little kid drew on them with a sharpie:P
Lionmate:
now I know is your personal opinion but it's just fun to know others opinion, its just fun lol
Kisame-why have you shrunken eyeballs, is your whole body fish like? Do
you even breathe thru your nose? I know you got some marine relatives,
don't you try to hide it!
Deidara-are you gay? do you consider yourself a freak even among akatsuki for looking like a gurl
Tobi-why one hole in the mask? what is your skin color lol
Zetsu-is that plant thing over yourself your other half, and if so do
you love yourself, has it ever try to eat you, lol sorry can't resist
this one: what would you do if some one raped you, do you even have an
ass
Hidan- sorry I really can't resist asking this either: what if your
entire dick and testicles were eaten by Zetsu, how would you live with
yourself
Unnamed Member-are you anything like Tobi, or Itachi
Leader-Do you, I dare say, love any akatsuki member
Itachi-how does hanging around a fish man feel like, does he smell? and why not become the leader, are you afraid lol
Kakuzu-if money didn't exist, would you have invented it, how does having your fortune stolen sound like
all members-you all suck when it comes to color clothing, and the nails yuck!
You-who is your favorite akasuki member so far and if you could rename the organization, what would it be
now I know you probably won't answer some or at all, but it was fun to get those outrageous questions out LOL
Kisame- Er... ask my parents.
Deidara- No, I'm bisexual, un! (Winks at YOU) I'm only considered a freak because I'm one of the human-looking ones in the whole organization, un.Tobi- I'm a cyclops. My skin is rainbow!Zetsu- Yeah he's my other half (Other half- No, YOU'RE the other half!) If someone tried to rape me, I kick his/her ass before they could get to mine.Hidan- (Whimper) I don't I would live with myself...Unnamed Member- I'm my own person. That's what makes me mysterious and stuff.
Leader- I love 'em all like they're my children. Don't tell 'em that!
Itachi- Only dead fish smell. I'd love to become the leader, but Leader doesn't trust me since I killed my whole entire clan. (sniff)
Kakuzu- If money didn't exist, it'd be one less thing to steal. If money didn't exist, I would have a fortune to steal.
All Members- Leader wouldn't spring for better uniforms!
KK: Unnamed Member, just because I can form that person to whatever I like and probably be right. AK likes Deidara, she's his(CoughHerCough) fangirl. What's wrong with the name "Akatsuki?"
Darkangel:
Ok! I've got a few questions to ask the Atasuki! Itachi: First of all,
I LOVE YOU! Second, what's with the scrathced out headbands!? Sasorai:
Are you single!? If so, would you like to hook up with one of my
charaters!? Deidara: WHY DID YOU KILL GAARA!? (Konoha's Kage's Guy!?)
Oh, and why do you say Yeah after every sentence!?
Itachi- I love me, too. The scratched out headbands marks that we're missing-nins from our village.
Sasori- I'm single, but I'm not available, what with the being dead and all. Sorry.
Deidara- Un. I killed him cause I want to. It's a free country, un! (KK: Screw that, that's only in America!) Deidara- Whatever, un. And why does everyone ask why I say "Yeah?", un? I don't say "Yeah" all that much, un! Oops, I just said "Un," huh? Sorry, Un... oh, damnit! I'll stop, un. Geez, un.
KK: As for your other questions, I don't know. She has her "Kill everyone cause it's cool" days.
TasteofChaos:
Deidara- You rock xD (more of a statement than a question but meh...)
Itachi- Yeah, you probably know this but your brother is so emo and I
hate him, all he does is complain and hold grudges and gah, if I could,
I'd kill him! Also, where'd you get the snazzy purple nail polish? I
really want some! Kisame- Have you ever eaten sushi? Sasori- Is your
hair dyed or natural? Zetsu- Do you have to be watered regurarly and
stay in sunlight? Tobi- Do you have any depth perception whatsoever?
Deidara- Don't tell me something I already know, un!
Itachi- (Sniff) He takes after me! I get my nail polish from Leader. He gets high off that stuff!
Kisame- Yeah, it's really good! Itachi made it, but wouldn't tell me how to make it! (Cry) (KK: Itachi has good reason...)
Sasori- Natural! Wear would I get hair dye? (KK: You got nail polish...)
Zetsu- No, because that'd be annoying and I'd die easily. I kick ass!
Tobi- (Goes to look up depth perception)... Does D come after P?
Sarunasai:
Dear Diedara,
Why do you say un after a lot of your sentances, un. You have got me in
the habit of doing, so I want to know the reason. Another thing, are
you related to Edward Elric, un? Also you and Roy should hang out.
Pyrotecnical obsesser are awsome!
Scincerly,
Major Sarunasai Rin, The Iceblade Alchemist
Deidara- ... (KK: Um... Translation: I've gone crazy, and am currently hiding in a corner, un, because everyone asks why I say "Un." Oh, and Deidara knows no one named Edward or Roy. Un. But I do. They wouldn't fit very well together, trust me.)
CraZy-AneH-GiRL:
itachi : I want to see your smile, with your evil smile, kill your Fing
little brother. I hate him with all my soul.When the last time you cut
your hair? I like your hair.
Deidara: ever imagine if you make your hair into a bun or two buns like tenten? well, I like you smile..haha
Sasori: I like your emotionless face. do you have any family relation with gaara? It's rare to see someone with red hair (red hair right?)
Tobi: Don't try to piss Deidara off, I don't like to see his smile disappear. Why do you always try to piss deidara?
That's all, thank you,
CraZy-AneH-GiRL
Itachi- Nice to know you hate him... join the billions of others. Only my gay hairstylist may touch my hair.
Deidara- No, I've never imagined it, but thanks a lot for putting it in my head! Hmph...
Sasori- I like my emotionless face, too. It's all emotionless and stuff. No, I'm not related to Gaara. Do you know how SCREWED that would be- (KK: Hey, don't talk about Gaara-kun like that! Don't make me come down there!)
Tobi- All part of Zetsu's master plan! Oh, and it's fun.
XxStarryxxSkyxX:
Deidara - Are you a man or a woman? Because in the manga Gaara said you
were a woman. Zetsu - Are you schizophrenic? Why is your face different
colors? Do you like to eat flies like venus fly traps? Kisame - I've
heard you have the three-tailed demon inside you, so you look like a
fish. Is that true? Itachi - You look really gay (in a smexy sort of
way). Why do you have a pony-tail? Why are your eyes so girly? Me - DO
YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?!? Oo
Deidara- I will ONLY SAY THIS ONCE, UN! Un, I totally swear that I am a- (KK: WHO STOLE MY RAMEN?? Oh, I found it. You were saying, Deidara?)
Zetsu- There's another voice in my head, but I wouldn't call it schizophrenic... just unique.
Kisame- The three tailed demon is captured and sealed. Do I look sealed to you?
Itachi- (In a girly voice) Why does everyone say I'm girly? I'm not girly! Gosh!
KK: Why, yes, in fact, I DO know the muffin man. He lives on Drury Lane! But don't stalk him, or else he'll move somewhere else and ruin the whole rhyme.
Kin-Kitsune:
Deidara: How did you come to have mouths on your hands? Or were you
born with them? By the way, you're my favourite Akatsuki member EVER!!
Art really IS a bang!
Tobi: First off, I fully believe in you, as an Akatsuki. Go for it, Tobi-san! Now, I'd like to ask how you came to be associated with the Akatsuki. So what happened?
Leader-san: What are your reasons for starting such an organisations? Was it a bad childhood, or something? (Just curious).
Deidara- If I told you, you'd just get them, too. Un, Art Rocks!
Tobi- Tobi likes the Akatsuki. The Akatsuki is cool. That's all Tobi can say, because Tobi if Tobi tell you, you'll think Tobi is a wimp.
Leader- 'Cause I want to. I needed a reason to be cool and mysterious.
KK: Phew! Yes I did it! Wow you guys ask weird questions... I can't believe I answered them all.
Uh... YOU'RE WELCOME?
AK says hi. Not really, but I'm sure she meant it.