AK: Hello my readers! I'm finally going to update this story. Sorry for being sooo damn late. Well, I'm going to make this story a little different now…. The Akatsuki member will be taking in-between questions. This story is kinda hard because they are many people.

NOTE: THIS STORY WILL HAVE MAJOR OCCNESS AND RANDOMNESS FROM NOW ON!

Answers are in BOLD.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Tobi: We get to answer your questions again! Let's have a party!

Itachi: Tobi, no.

Deidara: On with the questions, un!

Keashi: The first question is from LunaGoddessOfFoxes:

well first off I'd have to say your all pretty cool.

Deidara: I feel bad that you have a retard for a partner oh and by the way here's a perverted question...How big is your dick?
Hidan: how would you feel if you found out your god was a girl? oh and how do you feel about pagans?
Kazuku: you remind me of the sin of greed.
Leader: why do you have a crappy plan to take over the world?
Itachi: would you ever braid your hair?
Kisame: are you half demon?
Zetsu: do you mostly eat men or women?
Sasori: are you going to heaven or hell?
Tobi: why are you so annoying?

Deidara: Well, you're not he only one who thinks that, un. Wait… WHAT THE FUCK, UN? EWWW!!! I'm not even going to answer that, un… Please no more questions like that to Itachi!

Hidan: If I found out my god was a girl? Well, it depends on how she looks… I don't feel anything toward pagans….

Kakuzu: THANKS A LOT!

Leader: I just wanted to know how it feels, and so far is feels great.

Itachi: Keashi tied Deidara and I up to a chair once and braided our hair…. does that count? Hehe….

Kisame: No… I'm half shark, which makes me half fish.

Zetsu: Hm…. god question, I would have to say women cause they taste so much better.

Sasori: I'm going to hell for sure! TT

Tobi: Hey! I'm not annoying! Who thinks I'm annoying?!

Everyone else in the Akatsuki: WE DO!

Kisame: Lol, I can't believe someone asked you such a question Deidara… Oo

Deidara: Yeah, I feel so violated, un! Oo

Keashi: Aw! It's okay Dei-kun!

Kakuzu: Okay….? The next question is from I-LOVE-AKATSUKI:

Creative and funny story!

Deidara-Is Tobi a better partner or was Sasori?
Kisame-Do you have extra sets of teeth in your mouth like a real shark?
Itachi-God you're so hot. Anyways, have you ever thought of 'resurrecting' your clan? I mean, you're going to kill Sasuke, so you'll be the only Uchiha left . . .

Deidara: Easy, un. Sasori-Danna, Tobi is a fucking retard, un.

Kisame: Yeah! You wanna see?! –shows teeth-

Itachi: Thanks! I know… That really sucks. –looks towards Keashi- Hehehe…. Oh Keashi!

Keashi: NO! NO ITACHI-SAN! EW! Dei-kun….

Deidara: Oh, Itachi, un….. That's so sick, un!

Sasori: I'll just continue then….. This question is from Kenshin H.Phoenix of Lava 777:

Ohh! Ooh! I have questions!

Itachi: Itachi, If you were going to design the robe, what would it look like? P.S, saint Jimmy is coming to replace Kazuku on account of Kazuku Being dead. Sre you and him distant relatives?

Kisame: I Have Jaws, your cousin (He says so) on line 4, con you talk to him, he's singing 'helter skelter.'

Diedra: I have a theory that if you were (Or are) a girl, sasori (most likely.) or another member could have gotten you pregnant and YOU would be Naruto's mom! Is this theory possible?

Sasori: In B.D (before diedra.) Were you in arguments with orovhimaru about stuff?

Hidan: The Jashin council is having a mass slughter of fangirls, igunans, and Mry-sues, will you participate? P.S. YOu know how some rieligons have festivals, does Jashin?

Kazuku: I read in the latest chapter you died. Are you with Saori in the afterlife?

Zetsu: were can I get one of those giant flytraps?

Unkown member: We've got a lot of theories on who you are. (such ideas innclude Hinata's mom and Haku alive from the future by time-travel.) WHat do you think of the theories?

Dear Leader, Ehat will be your cool weapon? I think it's gant scissors or Giant hand pwered egbbeater (That would make you more swesome.)

Itachi: I haven't really given it much thought… Ask me later. What the fuck? Who the hell is Saint Jimmy?

Kisame: Um, yeah, I'll talk to him…I'll be back!

Deidara: HEY, YOU SPELLED MY NAME WRONG, UN! THAT THEORY IS NOT POSSIBLE,UN! AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE, I'M WITH KEASHI,UN! Keashi-chan is a girl, un.

Sasori: Orochimaru and I didn't really fight as much as Deidara and I did. Since Deidara has Keashi and I'm dead, it doesn't really matter.

Hidan: Nah, I'm not really in the mood to. No, I don't really know and of the festivals they have.

Kakuzu: I'm dead, and I'm with Sasori, in hell.

Zetsu: Simple! Plant a Venus Fly Trap in the ground and over feed it! It will eventually grow big.

Unknown Member: Wow, I haven't seen those theories before. People mostly think that I'm Madara Uchiha. I think that they're really funny, well most of them.

Leader: You are a random person. You ask the most random questions ever. I really don't need a weapon. I just don't want to carry something around all day. Kisame is always sore after his missions.

Kisame: I'm back!

Tobi: Hey people ask me some questions! Please! I'm a good boy!

Keashi: NO! You're too fucking annoying!No one cares Kisame!

Deidara: Then next question is from The WindAlchemist, un.:

I HAVE TONS OF QUESTIONS, YEAH! BUT I'LL JUST ASK THEM EVERY CHAPTER, YEAH. SO EXPECT TO SEE ME EVERY WAKING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE AKATSUKI!!
Itachi: What would you do if Sasuke got married and had children, reviving the entire Uchiha clan?yeah.

Deidara: I LOVE YOU!! I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU YEAH!! Anyway, Why are you so awesome, yeah?

Kisame: YOU'RE AWESOME TOO!! YEAH!! I know you get asked this a lot, but, can you breathe underwater AND in the air, yeah? Do you think that you're awesome, yeah?

Sasori: Why are you dead, yeah? Did you have a funeral or something, yeah? do you WANT a funeral, yeah? (not threatening to anything, just a question)

Zetsu: Who/what were your parents?

Tobi: What would you do if someone told you that you WEREN'T a good boy, yeah? You're an awesome boy Tobi, yeah.

Leader-sama: ... i'll get back to you, yeah.

Unnamed: ... HI, yeah. Do you like being a mystery, yeah?

Leader-sama: Ok i have a question, YEAH: was the first person who founded Akatsuki a guy named John Akatsuki, who came to Japan for immigration purposes and asked for bacon but they refused to give him any so he started an organization to take revenge on Japan using the Jinchuriki, yeah? Just a question, yeah.

Itachi: I what would I do? I just kill then over again! I wanna see how much stronger I've gotten!

Deidara: Thanks, un! Hey, stop coping me, un! You're just using the english version, un. I'm awesome because I say so, un!

Kisame: Thank you. Yeah, I can, watch! –says under water- I think I'm awesome! You're okay, but stop with the yeah's.

Sasori: Wah, I'm fucking dead, AND IN HELL, WITH KAKUZU! LORD SAVE ME! No, I didn't have a funeral, and I don't want one. But Keashi and Deidara made a burial place where I'm at. It's cool, Keashi always leave me roses! –smiles chibishly-

Zetsu: Well, my dad was a plant and my mom was an oreo… They tasted sooo good when I ate them, mmmm.

Tobi: AHH! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! You think I'm awesome? Thank you!

Unknown Member: Yeah, being a mystery is well…. mysterious! It's fun!

Leader: NO, IT WAS ME!

Leader: That was a retarded question, like Tobi.

Tobi: -crying in corner-

Keashi: Lol! This question is from Chibi-Kaiyaska. ….Again…. Oo:

Q's for group pairs!
Hidan-Kakuzu: Do you two realize you fight like an old, married couple?
Sasori-Deidara: When Sasori was alive how much of your day was spent arguing about art?
Itachi-Kisame: Does the extreme height difference between you two affect your friendship/partnership/etc?
Deidara-Tobi: Do you two have discussions about art?

Hidan & Kakuzu: Ew, that's just wrong, we don't ever wanna think that.

Sasori & Deidara: Almost every waking hour. We fought over everything.

Itachi & Kisame: No, not at all.

Deidara & Tobi: Rarely, not as much as with Sasori-Danna.

Keashi: I'm getting no questions. TT

Itachi: Aw. I don't care, bitch.

Keashi: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME FUCKING EMO?!

Itachi: Nothing….. Okay, so. The next question is from Guardian Of Atlantis, damn you have more questions, so I'll just say them all here:

Here's my questions

Itachi: Can ya go burn in HFIL (Home For Infinite Losers) with your evil bastard of a brother and your useless family? Oh and have you ever thought about meeting Azula from ATLA who is pretty much your female counterpart?

Hidan: How did you get so awesome? Can I join your religion so I can sacrifice the masses of Heathens known as Suethors? Also have you ever read any Dan Brown books?

Deidara: Are you a girl? If you are don't you think it'd be cool to get in bed with the unnamed member (who is probably a girl) thereby satisfying my dream of Akatsuki Yuri.

Tobi: Can ya quit acting so dumb and do something useful?

Kakuzu: Why must you be so lame and rip-off every pop culture available? (In other words being an Avatarwannabe and ripping off the last scene of Freddy vs Jason) Also why must you be so Stuish and have so many super jutsus?

Zetsu: What's your special abilities? A rip-off of Solarbeam?

Leader: Can you just go and massacre if you will, the masses of unreasonable idiots who believe you're the 4th?

Itachi: Can ya own your good for nothing brother more often? It's entertaining to see him confident one moment and the next being tossed around like the useless Sasugay he is.

Leader: Why must you have such a cliched and overused plot? Taking over the World got old. Why not try a huge conspiracy that would put Dan Brown to shame?

Unnamed Member: Since your probably the only girl, would you approve of the masses of perverts who would most likely draw you in bikini fanart?

Itachi: Did you just make that up? Um, no, I don't really feel like it. But, I'll put my brother there for you. No, I don't really want to meet someone who's my female counterpart.

Hidan: I became awesome in my own secret way, which I will never reveal. No, I don't want you to join my religion and who is Dan Brown?

Deidara: I'M A BOY, UN!!!!!!!!!! NOOO, UN!!!! I'M ALREADY TAKEN, UN!!!

Tobi: TT. EVERYONE HATES ME! I'M NOT DUMB!

Kakuzu: Hey, I'm not like that. Am I?

Zetsu: I really don't have any special abilities. I just eat people.

Leader: More people continuously this that I'm the 4th. I would love to, but I don't have that much time on my hands, sorry.

Itachi: Nah, I'm not in the mood.

Leader: Like I said before, I wanted to experience the feeling. I don't know who the hell Dan Brown is.

Unknown Member: No, no way in hell. I'll go kill those fuckers.

Keashi: That one was fun, 3

Tobi: People keep on say that I'm stupid! TT

Deidara: Cause it's true, un! The next few questions are from ShadowWolfSora, like the username, un!:

New questions!

Sir Leader - What's with the weird marks on your nose? Are they like piercings, or are they scars from when a grab got a hold of it?

Itachi - Have you ever considered anti-wrinkle cream?

Kisame - Are you strongly against sushi?

Hidan - Have you ever met the Grim Reaper?

Kakuzu - How much money do you have currently? Have you considered using it to help get better uniforms?

Unnamed Member - What kind of flower is in your hair? Do you enjoy beating guys up?

Deidara - Can the mouths on your hands talk?

Tobi - Have you ever actually killed anyone?

Zetsu - Does weedkiller affect you? Have you been diagnosed with multiple personality syndrome?

Leader: They're piercings, it makes me look cool.

Itachi: No… Thanks for the idea though!

Kisame: Absolutely! I don't wanna hurt my friends! TT

Hidan: Yeah, I have. He's a very nice host, like The Devil.

Kakuzu: Hm, I haven't really counted my money, since I'm dead and all. No, wanted to become super rich. I wouldn't want to waste my money on others.

Unknown Member: A Hibiscus, one of the flowers from Hawaii. I love beating up guys. I knock the shit of Tobi every 15 minutes.

Deidara: Yeah, un! It's cool, un!

Tobi: No. Tobi is too good of a boy to do that.

Zetsu: Oh no, the dreaded weed killer!!!!!!!!! AHH!!!!! Uh, no, I haven't been diagnosed with multiple personality syndrome yet, but I can tell I have it…. Oo

Zetsu: Lol that was funny.

Itachi: This next question is from Blood Fat, HEY KEASHI! YOU HAVE A QUESTION:

I have a question. Why the HELL are you still writing?! God, everyone knows your stories suck and those people who think your stories super-gooby-awesome, they're all a bunch of floppy dolphin fuck-puppets.

Have a nice day and remember to stop writing!

Keashi: Hey, I'm still writing because I want to, bitch. If YOU THINK that my stories suck, then do fucking read them. Go read my profile, bitch. I have a message for you flamers. Bitch, go kiss my ass and go rot in fucking hell with stupid ass Sasugay. Sasori and Kakuzu will beat the shit out of you in hell, may those two rest in peace.

Keashi: That wasn't nice, that stupid bitch can go fucking touch herself. Damn, rude much.

Hidan: Alright… This question is from Neko Oni:

Deidara-Why do you look like a girl,I know you are a guy but still.Oh and will you marrie me

Deidara: I just liked my hair long, I like how I look, un. Do you have a problem with that, un? Um…. I don't know about marrying you…. Keashi-chan, un? Hehehe, un.

Deidara: That was weird, un.

Tobi: Deidara-san, you have another one. It's from …:

Dear Deidara, do you like rabbits?

Deidara: I love rabbits, un! They're so cute and fluffy, un! 3

Leader: On to the next question. These are from WannaRuleDaWorld:

Itachi - if I destroy all of you fangirls, will you give me your mangekyo sharingan? What if Tobi was Obito Uchiha
Deidara - are u a dude or a girl, either way u r the 2nd coolest (Itachi rocks)
Leader - what's up w/the nose-rings, are you a punk or something?
Tobi - how do you eat w/ that mask?
Kisame - what was it like in the 7 mist swordsmen? do you know Haku?
All Akatsuki - who has the best side profile?

Itachi: Hm… Maybe, but more fangirls will spawn…. If Tobi was Obito? Isn't Obito dead? I don't know, that would mean that he, Sasugay, and I would be the last Uchihas…

Deidara: FOR GOD'S SAKE, UN!!!!!!!! I'M A GUY, UN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm usually behind Itachi, un. TT

Leader: No, I'm not punk, I just really like it.

Tobi: I eat in my room and take my mask off.

Kisame: Well, the other 6 and I were best friends. It was very entertaining. I know Haku! He and I were friends once and we would always play with his bunny!

Akatsuki: What do you mean by that?

Keashi: OMG, I HAVE 2,864 WORDS SO FAR! By the way, Kisame did you know that Kakashi killed Haku?

Sasori: That's nice.

Kisame: WHAT?! HE KILLED HAKU?! WAH!!!!! TT

Kakuzu: Lol. The next questions are from LilGal22:

Deidara: what would you do if sasori came back to life?
Hidan: would you hook up with one of my made up characters if i asked you to?? how do you join the jashin religion?? i like you, i hated it when shikamaru beated you! what village do you come from??!!
Kakuzu: cool jutsu!! can you take of your mask for me??
Itachi: i hate you. you made sasuke emo. and thats bad. cause he went to orochimaru because of it.
Kisame: what do you think is your favorite fanpairing?? YOU MUST ANNWER THIS. o, and did you know there is such thing as kisaXnaru?? I SAW THE FANART.
sir leader: did you know there is a fanpairing of you and zetsu??
Zetsu: your cool
Tobi: do you ever speak proper english??!!
Kakuzu and Hidan: What do you think of the kakuXhida fanpairing?? its getting alot of fanart and fanfics...theres also a club for it on livejournal!
Orochimaru: your worse then itachi. you friggin dropout!
Sasori: would you ever have made sakura into a puppet if you won??
Akatsuki: for the love of god, you have the whole pinky and the brain setup! cant you be more original?! but your cool anyway:D
YOU MUST ALL ANSWER ME.

Deidara: Hm, I don't know, un. I would just annoy the shit out of him, like before he died, un.

Hidan: It depends on what you character looks like. You just randomly ask someone who is Jashin and they do some ritual and then your in! The Rain Village is where I'm from.

Kakuzu: Thanks. No, I don't want to take my mask off to someone I don't know.

Itachi: Thank you, ass wipe. I'm not the one who made Sasuke emo. What? He went with Orochimaru? That's gonna suck for him.

Kisame: My favorite fan paring? Hm, I would have to say…SasuNaru. The reason is because they look sooo cute together!

Leader: Ew, that's so sick and wrong! Ew. Ew. Ew. Ewwwww.

Zetsu: Thanks!

Tobi: Tobi never speaks right language.

Kakuzu & Hidan: Ewwwwwwww. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww. That's soooooooo sick and wrong on sooooo many damn levels!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orochimaru: HEY, WHY AM I HERE?! WHERE'S MY SASUKE-KUN?! Oh yeah. Thanks, bitch.

Sasori: Um.. YES! She was really sexy…. in those sexy clothes…. –starts to drool-

Akatsuki: Leader-san will answer.

Leader: I repeat. I wanted to know how it feels!

Kakuzu: What's with all the gay questions?

Itachi: Well… people like it. Even Keashi does. She loves the yaoiness.

Keashi: Oh! UCHIHACEST!!!!!!! 3 3 3 3 3 Uchihacest is my anti-drug.

Itachi: EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oo THAT'S SOOOO SICK!!!!!

Keashi: Lmao! The next questions are from 1Narutard:

Tobi:are you Obito?
Deidra:You are so god damn awesome and my question is are those mouth hands a kekki genki ability?
Itachi: did you know your name means weasel? and why do you and alot of other people hate sasuke i mean he only acts like that cause YOU killed HIS and YOUR ENTIRE CLAN i mean what the hell you jerk.
Authoresse: u r cool(just wanted to let you know)
Zetsu: are you a plant or a human i'm confused you eat people and you look like a oreo and plant mixed together (no offense your cool)
Tobi:sorry but y the hell are you so god damn ANNOYING?
Unamed member: what's that flower in your hair?
Leader: are you Yondaime or mandara uchiha?
Hidan: u rock and do not look like draco malfoy -
Kakuzu: What started your obsession with money?
Kisame: My friend thinks your cool with the big ass sword but how did you make it?

Tobi: I - (Keashi: Hey! Where's my pocky?! Oh sorry, what were you saying Tobi?)

Deidara: Please don't spell my name wrong, un. Yeah, they are, I love it, un.

Itachi: Yeah, I know that my name means weasel. It's funny. please hate Sasugay because they think that he's emo and gay. I'm not a jerk!

Keashi: Thanks! Finally! Someone else thinks I'm cool! Omg, thank you!!!

Zetsu: Lol, that's funny. I'm half plant and half human.

Tobi: Tobi isn't annoying! Is Tobi? (Everyone but Tobi: YES YOU ARE!)

Unknown Member: I like it. It makes me look pretty.

Leader: I'm – (Tobi: Remember, Tobi is a good boy! Sorry Leader-san. Go on…)

Hidan: Thank you. 3

Kakuzu: Well, my dad gave me a dollar and made more money and I just continued to make more and more, and I loved it!

Kisame: Since I was one of the 7 Swordsmen of the Mist, I got the sword. I didn't make it, I just got it from them.

Unknown Member: Almost done.

Deidara: This last question is from Deidre Hyuga-Uchiha:

Itachi: Do you look like your mother or father? Who does Sasuke look like? What do thank of the Hyuga clan? (to me all hyugas under age 16 look like girls, Especially Neji) Why aren't you dead the Sharingan uses alot of ckarka and you have it on 24/7? WILL PLEASE KILL SASUKE, he's cute but HE's A ANNOYIMG GAY BASTARD? When he puts Naruto in the Hospital TOTURE HIM call me and the will help you. AND KILL THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE SASUKE :Sakura,Ino, my cousin Aaron and my three classmates. I lOVE YOU!!

Itachi: Wow, this one is long. I look more like my mother then my father. Sasuke looks more like my father. I think that the Hyuuga clan is cool, they are matched up with us Uchihas all the time. I don't leave my Sharingan on all the time, I have it on the majority of the time but not all the time. Everyone wants me to kill Sasugay. I know that he's an annoying gay bastard. I want to know if he can surpass me first. He will most likely kill me first, if he does, then Keashi can kill him. Thanks for loving me! I think I love you too! 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3

Keashi: That's all we have for now!

AK: Hehe, I'm done! I won't be updating for a while because I have SATs this week. TT

Deidara: What do we say, un?

AK: Nothing, Dei-kun. Please review! I need to go watch the next Naruto Shippuuden episode! Please review my readers and I'll update as soon and I can!