AK: Hehe, I told you that I would update soon! Here's the next chappie! I don't own Naruto, blah, blah, blah. Yeah here it is!
Once again: Answer are in BOLD
Itachi: We're back to answer your questions.
Kisame: The first question is from Itachi's my over-obsessive BF, Itachi you have another fangirl:
lol i love it!
I've got tons of questions and comments X3
1. Deidara: YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME! I'm a huge fan and I had a fight w/ meh BF over your sex...i won cuz i know your a guy...very smexy 3 i love your hair can i touch it? gives goggely eyes
2. Itachi: Ok 1st you're so fucking hott and smexy too. 2nd I have a theory that you killed your clan only becuase they started to molest you when you got older and so you killed them so they wouldnt do the same thing to sas-gay...also i think you left sas-gay alone cuz you didnt want to be temped to molest him too...um if not (the throry) then your still awsome and smexy glomps you ps. i love your hair! X3
3. Kisame: my user name explains my feelings for you X3 love the hair btw
4. Sasori: i know your dead but do you have a GF cuz my sister is head over heals for you lol .
5. Hiden: you're so kwl and i love your hair!
6. Leader: never change the outfits...i like them cuz...fishnet rox!
7. Tobi: 1st how are you a good boy if you're in Akatsuki? 2nd Your so kwl and it pisses me off when ppl diss you . but w/e X3
8. Zetsu: ...uh...-runs from the freeky plant man- T-T
9. Kakuzo: And you are who again? o.o
10. Unknown members 1+2: w/ you being unknown it makes you misterious and smexy...even if ur chicks...cuz im bi a/w
11. You: YOU ROX! X3
12. Leader (again): Can i join Akatsuki? ...heres me...im not a merry-sue either .
Name: Kagai Mind
Age: 18
Past: Was almost killed by meh parents when they found out that Nibi was sealed in meh and i've been alone sence i was 5 and im out to kill my perents if they arnt dead already (THEY CAN BURN IN HELL! DX) plus im good in earthly jutsus 3...
Deidara: Thanks for thinking I'm awesome, un! You had a fight with your boyfriend… about me, un? o.O… That's weird, un. Yeah, go ahead, you can touch my hair, un.
Itachi: Thank you. Uh, no…. That's kinda creepy…. Why would they wanna molest me in the first place? Why on God's beautiful creation would I wanna molest my own brother?! Ew, that's sickening, you sicken me. Ow, that hurt! Why'd you have to go and glomp me?! Wah! –goes off crying-
Kisame: Yay, I finally have love! .
Sasori: Nah, I'm still single, but does your sister wanna come live in hell with me?
Hidan: Thank you very much.
Leader: Yeah, I think fishnet rocks too.
Tobi: Tobi is confused! Tobi doesn't know how he's a good boy, but all that Tobi knows is that he is a good boy!
Zetsu: THANKS BITCH!
Kakuzu: I'm the one that loves money, people confuse me with Hidan a lot. I was the one that got killed by Shikamaru and his team.
Unknown members: Eh, yeah being mysterious is awesome!
Leader: If there was any open spots, but there are none. Blame it on the good boy…
Keashi: 9 more people to go! Hey, has anyone seen Itachi-kun?
Sasori: Great… The next question is from Kenshin H.Phoenix of Lava 777:
Apoligies to akatsuki for making them go coconuts, I HAVE LOCKED my doors, muahahahaha! they'll nevr get me!
Akatsuki: Okay then…. good luck with that!
-doors slam open-
Sasuke: HAHAHA! I HAVE FOUND YOU ITACHI! I'VE COME TO KILL YOU!!!! Eh? Where is Itachi?
Deidara: Hey, what's the emo kid doing here, un?
Sasuke: I ain't emo, bitch!
Keashi: OI! DEIDARA-KUN IS A GUY, STUPID ASS EMO CHICKEN ASS HEAD!!!! Hey, Lana, if you're reading this… are ya proud of me for saying that about Sasu-gay?
Zetsu: Calm down! The next question is from Chibi-Kaiyaska, you ask a lot of questions:
Keashi: sorry about the flame. I'm not sure if the person's always had a vendetta against you or if this was a random flamer. Just be careful not to go on with the you x Dei-kun pairing because he is loved by the fangirls; putting yourself into the story to be is sig. other is borderline Mary-Sue-ish.
Tobi: I like Tobi! I think your "stupidity" is an act! Any comments?
Deidara: is it just me, or are people generally asking you the same question over and over? Kinda annoying, ne?
Hidan-Kakuzu: when I said you argued like an old married couple I didn't mean you literally are one. It's an expression, ok?
Keashi: Oh, it's alright! You're a forgivable person, I assume. As long as you don't call me bi-polar.
Tobi: People think that Tobi is stupid?! Wah! –cries-
Deidara: Yeah, un. People can get really annoying at times, un. –looks towards a crying Tobi-
Hidan & Kakuzu: Okay, we almost had a heart attack there! We forgive ya!
Leader: Alright, Sasuke is here now… and Keashi tied him to a chair, nice work Keashi.
Keashi: Thanks Leader-san! –smacks Sasuke- If ya wanna ask Sasuke questions go ahead. The next few questions are from Kankuro lover-T Draco lover-B
ok i know Kisames a smexy fish stick did this but thats me too its just i already put a reveiw in there and i put under three and it was ment for four...plz update soon i know you have things to do but i really want to know the answers to meh questinos)
I've got tons of questions and comments X3
1. Deidara: YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME! I'm a huge fan and I had a fight w/ meh BF over your sex...i won cuz i know your a guy...very smexy 3 i love your hair can i touch it? gives goggely eyes
2. Itachi-kun: Ok 1st you're so fucking hott and smexy too. 2nd I have a theory that you killed your clan only becuase they started to molest you when you got older and so you killed them so they wouldnt do the same thing to sas-gay...also i think you left sas-gay alone cuz you didnt want to be temped to molest him too...um if not (the throry) then your still awsome and smexy glomps you ps. i love your hair! can i touch yours too? X3
3. Kisame-kun: my user name explains my feelings for you (I LOVE YOU!) X3 love the hair btw
4. Sasori: i know your dead but do you have a GF cuz my sister is head over heals for you lol .
5. Hiden: you're so kwl and i love your hair!
6. Leader-sama: never change the outfits...i like them cuz...fishnet rox! and i love the purple nail polish, purple is my second fav. color. Orange is my first fav.
7. Tobi: 1st how are you a good boy if you're in Akatsuki? 2nd Your so kwl and it pisses me off when ppl diss you . but w/e X3 your still awsome! and you rock!
8. Zetsu: ...uh...-runs from the freeky plant man- T-T
9. Kakuzo: And you are who again? o.o
10. Unknown members 1+2: w/ you being unknown it makes you misterious and smexy...even if ur chicks...cuz im bi a/w
11. Keashi-chan: YOU ROX! X3
12. Leader-sama (again): Can i join Akatsuki? ...heres me...im not a merry-sue either .
Name: Kagai Mind
Age: 18
Past: Was almost killed by meh parents when they found out that Nibi was sealed in meh and i've been alone sence i was 5 and im out to kill my perents if they arnt dead already (THEY CAN BURN IN HELL! DX) plus im good in earthly jutsus 3...
Akatsuki: Hey, we just answered your questions!
-door slams again-
Itachi: OKAY I'M BACK!!!!!
Keashi: Are you okay Itachi-kun?
Itachi: Yeah… Why is my brother here?
Deidara: He came barging in looking for you, un.
Sasuke: Itachi, I'll kill you! I'll kill ya!
Itachi: Haha, when will you ever learn? Back to the questions, this next one is from Guardian of Atlantis, you ask a lot of questions too:
Kakuzu: Can you got to gives you location so Freddy/Jason/Aang/Davy Jones/Hentai makers can beat you up for ripping off their pop culture? How does it feel to be the worse Akatsuki member to date as well as a Gary Stu who doesn't deserve to be paired up (romantically) with anybody?
Hidan: Dan Brown is a heathen who pissed off alot of people, however he's a good writer. Have you ever consider reading his books? You bear a uncanny resemblance to one of the characters. Also are you a Draco Malfoy fan?
Deidara: Can I borrow your clay so I can use it on a person who ruined your characterisation by making you get raped without putting up a fight? Also is Ino your sister or something?
Itachi: Can you dye your hair something other than black? I'm sick of all these fangirls who refer to your hair as a raven-coloured ponytail.
Tobi: What exactly do you contribute to the Akatsuki? Also about your ring. It means virgin, Sasori pretty much died a virgin. Do you think you'll die like your predecessor (a virgin)?
Unnamed Blue: What about yuri fics? Which kunoichi do you prefer to be paired up with out of Ino/Sakura/Tenten/Hinata/Temari?
Zetsu: Are you Blue's partner? It'll be hilarious to see how the shallow fangirls react when they see the least human/ugliest member paired up with the only girl in Akatsuki.
Kisame: Can I borrow your Samehada and chase after your wannabe whom was recently introduced? His name his Suigetsu and he also has former connections with the Seven Swordsman.
Leader: Are you a rabid fanboy of Palpatine or something? Your plot has a uncanny resemblance to his. Also how do you plan to combat the Akatsuki abuse in fanfiction?
Akatsuki: We can not answer anymore of your questions. You ask way too many for us to answer. You ask questions every chapter… It's really annoying.
Leader: Please, people, don't ask question every single chapter. Keashi doesn't have that much time on her hands ya know!
Deidara: Continuing with the story, un! The next questions are from Tickle Me Emo:
Any one of you who feel like answering: Do you keep a diary?
Deidara: what color are ur eyes?? i mean, they go from blue to purple to gray! PICK A COLOR ALREADY!
Keashi: I keep a diary! But no one knows where I keep it but me.
Deidara: The colour of my eyes are blue, un! Fan art has made you think that my eye continuously change colour, un.
Sasori: Haha, it's funny to see your brother like this!
Itachi: Very amusing, nice work Keashi.
Sasuke: -looks all neko-ish- Damn it Keashi!
Keashi: Aw, he looks so adorable! You deserve a hug, but I fucking hate you.
Sasuke: Pfft… The next couple of questions are from Itachi' Lover:
Ooh i gots questions and stuff!
ok...
Deidara- U r so awesome, if i wasn't in luv with Itachi i would so go 4 u. sadly however, u r taken.(o yeah, i spelled yr name right!)
Kisame- What do u think about the Kisa/Ita pairing? I h8 it!
Zetsu- What's it like having dual personalities?
Tobi- If u had 2 pick a new mask, what would it look like?
Sasori- Y do u like puppets so much?
Kakuzu- Yr r so greedy.
Hidan- ok... yr religon... wtf is up with it?
Itachi- will u kill yr f-ing brother already. i luv the way u totally killed yr clan it wuz awesome. u r the coolest and should b awarded a prize 4 yr hotness! I Heart U!
Deidara: Thanks for saying I'm awesome and for spelling my name right!
Kisame: Ew, me with Itachi-san?! I hate it too!
Zetsu: Very Annoying in fact. one wants to do something with the other wants to doing something else! I can never agree with myself!
Tobi: Tobi's new mask would be dark blue!
Sasori: Puppets rock, that's why!
Kakuzu: I just am okay! Gosh!
Hidan: You got something against my religon? If you do, then come fight me! Come on!
Itachi: I don't want to energy on someone as pathetic as my younger brother. Thank you very much, I heart you too! .
Itachi: I heart someone! Yay!
Deidara: That's great, you really need a woman Itachi, un.
Sasuke: A little help would be appreciated!
Sasori: Who would wanna help you? Whatever. the next question is from TheWindAlchemist, again:
I'm BaCk!1!1!! and srry about all the yeah's! I just LOVE annoying you guys! -smiles- Anyway, To All Akatsukis:
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE!? (to you, i mean.)
Akatsuki: GO ASK NEJI!
Keashi: Alright then… the last questions. They are from Trisha, HI CUZ!:
Deidara: Do you really LOVE Keashi? If so, then why?
Sasori: Are you related to Gaara? You know, you actually do look like him. Except you don't have that lovemark on your forehead like Gaara's.
Itachi: Does Sasuke cut his wrists when he is depressed?
Keashi: Do you hate anyone from the Akatsuki?
Deidara: Do I love Keashi-chan, un? Of course, un! I love my Keashi-chan, un! I love her because she understands what I've been through, un.
Sasori: No, I'm not related to Gaara. I'm from the same village as him though. I assume that you don't watch Naruto that much.
Itachi: Hm… Yes, yes he does. When we were younger, he would sit in the corner of his room and cut his wrists with a kunai.
Keashi: Once again… HI CUZ! I do hate someone from Akatsuki. Tobi. Why you may ask? Because, Tobi is fucking retard. He always talks in 3rd person.
Keashi: Trisha and Lana are the only people that can ask questions every chapter! Bye, until next time!
AK: That was funny! Please remember to review! Get you questions in quickly because there are only gonna be 5 more chapters! Hm, I'm probably not gonna update till next month. I'm working on my story, "His Angel's Feather" right now and I have school work too. So, goodbye until the next update!