Ha, couldn't leave all my onesidedLloydXKratos fans out there TOO disappointed! Yes, the few reviews asking for more DID reach me! Filler chapter time!

This chapter is pretty much separate from the rest of the story; I mean, it's part of the same timeline, but not storyline, so people that are uncomfortable with this stuff can just skip this chapter and not miss anything

Although I say read it cause it's funny! …to me, anyways.

This is Lloyd talking/ranting after he finds out Kratos is his dad. Beware OoC-ness and slightly adultthemes. XD Like making out with your dad. (shudder)

I don't own Tales of Symphonia. If I did, Anna's face would be shown SOMEWHERE.

Kratos…is my…dad.

My father…is Kratos.

The sperm that brought me along…was Kratos's.

…and I…had a crush on him.

On my Dad.

…

SICK!!!!

No wonder he used "guardian" that one time!! And I almost…

Oh dear Goddess.

I can understand now why he didn't want to tell me anything; if word got out that "Lord Kratos" had a weakness, everyone and their dog would be after my head. Or try to kidnap me. Or something.

Like Yuan. I thought he was just into younger men (I still think he's a child molester), but he actually wanted me as bait for by angelic dad. Speaking of which, why did he always have to say "Next time we meet, you're mine"? That's just asking for some. It still gives me nightmares to this day.

…But anyways…couldn't Kratos have said something? I almost kissed him, for Martel's (who is not a goddess) sake! Like a "hidden sign" or whatever things like those books Genis always talk about? Anything?

Oh right. He did lecture me on something about closeness…what was it…? Oh well.

Well, I say he didn't try hard enough! If my son tried doing that, I would blast him with "Judgment" till he got it through his skull!

Heh, heh, "Sacred powers, cast your purifying light upon these corrupt souls…rest in peace, sinners! JUDGMENT!!!"

After hearing it so many freaking times, who wouldn't have memorized it? I wanna call down light from the sky and blast everyone (like Yuan) to kingdom come…why do only demonic half elves and Kratos get to use it?

And Zelos. But he's dead now, so that doesn't count.

And Collette. But she never uses it. That's just STUPID (in a good way?) on her part. Who wouldn't want to utterly destroy all living things within a mile range?

Oh. What was I talking about again?

Uh, yeah, kissing my dad is a no-no…Yuan is a pervert…uh, want to learn "Judgment"….

…Hey! Maybe the reason why I wanted to kiss Kratos was because he looked like Mom! Yeah, that must be it!

…then I wanted to kiss Mom?

Hmmm…OH NO! Now I'm sounding like Kratos! I'm BECOMING him!!! ARGH!!! No sane person would "hmmm…" when thinking about kissing their mom! CAUSE HE'S MY DAD!!!!!!!!

Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I didn't want to kiss Kratos because of that…how could he look like Mom? I look like Mom…

AHHHH!! Kratos could've wanted kissed me cause I look like Mom…! AHHHHHHH!!!! INCEST!!!!!!!!

...but he didn't want to kiss me…GASP!! MY DAD DOESN'T LOVE MY MOM!!!!

Oh, Genis warned me about something like this. Like "nervous breakdown" and such. Whatever that means.

Finding out that your companion-gone-crush-gone-seraph is your dad would be pretty shocking to anyone. I mean, would anyone be okay after that? Show of hands, please.

My hand is up. See? I'm A-okay! NO, I am NOT twitching…

I noticed that Kratos likes to twitch his left eye a lot. It's kinda funny to watch, his eyelid covering the bottom of his sexy (did I just say that?) red eye and twitching like crazy.

Though the Professor said I like to twitch with my left eye too.

IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!! I just know it!

Ugh, my head hurts…

And my throat.

I want soup.

Mmmm…maybe Genis help whip one up for me…I know he will, actually, cause he always likes cooking for me! YAY! Cough…ugh.

Yeah, definitely soup.

I wonder if Kratos likes soup…