As my ass was being run down by ANBU I had one thought running through my mind. "I'M GONNA DIEEEE!"
"Damn it! He ran into the gay section of a porno store! Ok which one of you is gay?"
But luckily I used one my training tips that my instructor taught me. I ran into the gay section of a porno store.
"…………"
"What about Hijeke?"
"We were just doing yoga. OK? They were just rumors. Nothing happened."
"That's not what Shiori saying."
"DAMN IT!"
The key to surviving the gay section or "yaoi" of a porno store is to keep your eyes closed and to keep moving. This would be the third time I did this. Back then it was more out of curiosity than necessity. I don't wanna talk about the other times.
I managed to slip out one of the windows and I hightailed from building to building. This is where I found my big break, in a tourist store.
"Come and see the hot springs!" No not that. "Exclusive tour of the Village!" Hell no. "Come and see the most unique clans in the land!" "Visit the Yamanaka clan to experience the most beautiful flowers!" "Is your pet sick? Go to the Inuzuka Clan." Are you a hunter? Talk with the Nara clan to gain exclusive rights to hunt!" Good lord this whole village is full of pansies.
I was about to leave when a flyer caught my attention.
"Looking for doctor to help daughter gain confidence. Must be skilled in all forms. Willing to pay by the hour. Contact the Hyuga Clan for more Info."
One word in that flyer caught my attention. Hyuga. I always thought prophecies and legends were for narrow mined zealots with nothing better to do. But apparently these things aren't made by balled-headed idiots who spend most of their pathetic lives starring at candles.
"Excuse me sir but do you know anything about the Hyuga Clan?" I asked the clerk at the desk.
"Yeah there this really big clan that that kicks peoples asses usin' kung-fu. I lost a lot of money bettin on one of those guys and a buddy of mine. Heres a tip for you if you get in a fight with one of those guys, don't let them get close to you, if you do your screwed."
"Thanks a lot; do you know where the Hyuga Clan can be found?"
"Yeah, there across the street."
Well I should have seen that coming or I'm just getting stupider.
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"So Mister Satou, you think you can help my daughter with her self-esteem."
"Yes, I spent a number of years helping disturbed or distraught people help cope with themselves"
I would just like to take this time to thank the first person who ever thought of lying. Without it I would never know where I would be to day.
"So what do you think is wrong with my daughter?"
"I suspect it to be a lack of self-confidence. This can be caused by many reasons. But the number one reason is a lack of a role model. May I ask what happened to the mother?
"I thought my daughter was the one receiving therapy not me."
"I'm sorry if I awakened any memories, it was not my place to ask. But I suggest I see your daughter right away. If this continues to go on unchecked it could be disastrous for her career. It could cloud judgment and cause anxiety."
"Right. Hinata! Come down here your psychiatrist is here!"
I would also like to thank the person who thought of the transformation jutsu. I would give you an award if I had any money.
"B-but father I don't need a psychiatrist I'm fine."
"Please Miss Hinata I don't consider myself to be a psychiatrist. A psychiatrist is someone who takes pride in calling themselves a psychiatrist. I would prefer it you call me Mister Satou."
"O-ok"
Kind of meek, a little weird and creepy but she should do it. I would have preferred it if she was a bit younger. Oh well.
"Alright Miss Hinata if you could follow me."
"Wait" Ahhhh crap. So close. "Bring Neji with you."
Shit, this will not go will if there are witnesses.
"Mister Hiashi it would be better if it was just me and her. If there was anyone else out there with us, it would cause her to lose focus and then I will never find out what is wrong with her."
"Hm. Alright but where are you taking Hinata?"
"I'll take her somewhere where the city noises can't affect her thinking."
"Fine but if you do anything-"
"Mister Hiashi! What do you take me for? A thief? Your daughter is a ninja. While I am just a doctor. What can I do?"
Thankfully he didn't that I was the type of guy that put little notches in my belt.
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"Alright Miss Hinata I have taken you out here so that you can ignore all your worries. This will heighten your senses and help you concentrate. So tell me what has been on your mind"
"W-well there's this blah-blah-blah-blah-blah" And she just kept ranting.
Ok so there are about 1,700 paces between me and the wall. And were about 2 minutes away from the nearest ninja. Alright this should go pretty well."
"Uh, Hinata, if I may stop you there. It seems that you are displaying a lack of self-esteem. So here's a little exercise I want you to do. I want you to close your eyes and try to picture stars"
"Stars?"
"Yes stars"
I hope you have a camera for this.
"O-Ok"
"Are you picturing stars?"
"Umm don't really understand this" She said with her eyes still closed.
"Ok let me help you."
BOOM
Owwwwww what the fuck! What are they making skulls out of these days steel?!? Owwwwww.
"Well now that she's out I can get out of here before those ANBU come back."
I took a phase tag out of my pocket and stuck one on her and me. So in about 3 seconds I "would" have been going home. But "he" had to follow me and screw everything up.
"Rasengan!""Ras- what now!?" And "he" took out my phase tag. So three things can happen here now.
1. We don't go anywhere.
2. We all die.
3. We go back to my home land.
……Guess which one happens! Go on Guess!