For the next few days, all anyone could talk about was Sakura & Sasuke and their absolutely unexpected "hook-up".

The fangirls were burning with hatred, whilst the guys couldn't care less. Naruto, however, DID CARE. His best friend was going out with his crush! How pathetic could life get?

And apparently, tonight was their first date.

Sasuke wondered if he was secretly a masochist, for having gotten himself into this mess with Sakura.

To make things worse, he & Naruto had to squeeze past each other occasionally just to get out of their row, and…well. His thoughts tended to wander.

Tonight…he'd probably have to reveal the truth to Sakura. He couldn't really be bothered about her feelings right now. Sometimes, in order to be with the one you love, you really have to break a few hearts.

Outside Sakura's house

Ramen, then a nice little walk back home.

Wonderfully simple and romantic.

Surely Sakura would be satisfied. But then again, Sasuke could have hired a gang to beat her up in front of him, then personally tossed her into a sea of rubbish, & she wouldn't have minded.

He rang the doorbell. No sweaty palms, no spritzing of breath freshener…heck, what did bad breath matter? Not that he had bad breath, mind you.

A second later, Sakura opened the door, a grin on her face.

"Fast reaction" were the first two words that came out of Sasuke's mouth.

Sakura sighed. She was expecting the usual first-date greeting of "you look beautiful/amazing/insert similar word here" ,

"Well, let's go then!" she exclaimed chirpily, & grabbed his arm. "C'mon!"

And Sasuke, rather despising the touch of Sakura's hand on his arm, just kept quiet and allowed himself to be dragged.

After a delightfully silent meal of ramen

He'd suggested walking home for the exercise ("And besides, we walked here, didn't we, so we can very well walk back") , and she'd agreed. But first… "let's stop by the park."

He shot her a suspicious glance, but assured himself that Sakura was an innocent girl. She couldn't be that desperate to have him, could she?

Oh yes, she could.

He chewed on his lip. Okay. If she offered herself to him, reject immediately.

If she persisted & even resorted to flinging her entire self onto him, peel her off and run.

Good. Two plans. Sasuke was truly well-prepared.

Sakura led him to a dark spot, and smiled. " Close your eyes, Sasuke-kun."

Hmm. Well, he could be sure she wasn't going to flash.

There was a slight rustling noise (he assumed she was digging in her purse for after-dinner mints or something) and he felt lips shyly meeting his own.

Oh great…could he push her away or something? Would that be too rude?

But the kiss slowly progressed from a shy peck to a slow one he had to admit he rather enjoyed. Sakura moved closer, and…

WAIT A MINUTE.

What the hell was that he felt pressed up against him? A very flat chest, indeed, and a…

He opened his eyes in shock and was greeted with the sight of bright blonde hair. Not pink…not pink… he quickly pulled away, and saw Naruto grinning.

"Yo, Sasuke."

Sakura stepped out from behind him and started giggling. "We fangirls came up with this…you know, to help you guys get together. It was so obvious you two were in denial! And when I told Naruto in the afternoon, he agreed. Sorry, Sasuke-kun."

Sasuke blushed.

No freaking way.

"Well..."

"How about another kiss for the fangirls?" Sakura interrupted, and whipped out a camera.

"Okay!" Naruto said excitedly, and pulled Sasuke in for another kiss.

Dear Kelly…((:

Everything's fine. Just that… we're not sure who should be top & who should be bottom.

Maybe you could tell me?

DONE! I AM FINALLY DONE! YAY:DD

Thanks to all who reviewed, sorry for the long wait… (:

If anyone wishes to discuss views on homosexuality, please send me a PM or something! I love talking to like-minded people!

Hope you liked the fic & yeah…thanks once again!