Disclaimer: Do not own McFly but I do own the tour t-shirt which is totally adorable : YAY FOR POYNTERJUDDFLETCHJONES

A/n: I'm a weirdo, nuff said. Anyone here do the McFly Media boards? I might post on there some things.

Chapter Two

My head was pounding like the time Danny accidently opened our old back door at the old house and whapped me twice in the head. He had managed to knock me out and send me flying down concrete steps, but we don't really talk about that accident. I sat up and stretched as the sunlight hit my eyes and managed to get out of the bedroom and find a bathroom, and then I looked in the mirror.

"BLOODY HELL I'M A GIRL!" I screamed.

"Honey?" a voice said down the hall, "What's going on?" A man walked down the hallway and looked in the doorway of the bathroom.

"Uh, nothing?" I replied, trying to comprehend what was going on.

"Ok good, remember tonight we're going to visit your grandma! I'll be at work until five so if you leave remember to get the house key from under the rock and take your cell phone Lucia!" the man said smiling as he gave me a hug and headed down the stairs and out the front door. When I heard the car leave I gave a sigh and looked at myself in the mirror. I was girl, about the same height I usually am, with long multi blonde colored hair and the prettiest green blue eyes. Her body wasn't fat but it wasn't like anorexic thin and actually looked pretty good. Dear god, I'm checking myself out in a mirror. I turned and headed back the bedroom and finally found a closet in the mess of this girl's room. She had a variety of clothes in her closet and finally I picked out a shirt that reminded me of one I had back home except for it had a stripped long shirt underneath with holes for the thumbs and a frayed mini skirt with these black flip flops. I had a hard time figuring out the makeup and hair and crap but not a hard time getting the clothes on because it's just like taking them off right? I laughed at my own joke and decided to figure out where the heck I was. I searched the house and found that I was a girl called Lucia Michaels who lives in a small town in Ohio and had just turned 17. She liked movies and art, she could sing, she could play the drums, she liked to play softball, she had a pink cell phone, she was learning how to speak Japanese, her laptop was the most important thing to her, her mom had left when she was seven, and her best friend was a girl called Jasmine. I gave a nod to myself and grabbed the phone I had found and a sweater with this odd looking robotic dog and hearts before grabbing the key outside the door and heading outside. I walked until I found a park and soon a girl with dark brown curly hair came running up and sat beside me just as I was about to call the flat.

"I knew you'd be here!"

"Uh hi?" I said confused, putting the phone back in the pocket of the sweater.

"Luce, you joker, you knew that we were going shopping today!" the girl replied laughing as she pulled me off the bench, "I called your house but you weren't there obviously, so I knew you'd come to your favorite spot."

"Favorite spot?" I replied curious.

"Yeah you know, the place where you always go because this is where you were with your mother last…are you okay?"
"Dandy, shall we go to the shops?"
"You mean the mall right?" the girl said confused.

"Oh yeah, course Jasmine." I said taking a hint that this girl was the best friend.

"Cool, come on my car is parked right over there!" Jasmine said nodded as she linked arms with me and pulled me to a smallish white car. I listened to her go on about a party that was last night and how some boy and she got it on while the radio blasted a band called The Almost who sounded wicked. Soon we got to this big mall type thing and Jasmine again dragged me out of the car and inside, I almost felt sorry for this poor Lucia girl being dragged everywhere. While we were inside I witnessed girls shopping and finally figured out why they freaked out so much over it as Jasmine took me to almost every store possible. While we were in this odd store called Hot Topic this boy with shaggy black hair, eyeliner, and skinny jeans came up and smiled and tried to hit on me…I mean seriously I could only take so much. As soon as we left the store Jasmine got all in a huff.

"Why didn't you accept his offer to go out?" Jasmine asked like I was the stupidest person on Earth, who would in fact be Danny and not me.

"Because…" I said biting my lip as I brushed a blonde lock out of my face, why did girl's hair have to be so blood fucking long and how did they survive in skirts all day?! Jasmine rolled her eyes and soon she drove me back home since it was getting close to five.

"Later!" Jasmine said pulling out as she waved. I sighed and somehow managed to get the door open and put the key back before heading upstairs. Lucia had a decent movie collection, one that was good enough to rival me and the guys. I got on her laptop and checked the McFly sites and gave a sigh of relief when nothing had changed…so what had happened to my actual body? Was this girl Lucia in it? I know I wanted a normal life for once, but this is just ridiculous! I found her myspace and learned more about her life and figured out she was a lot like me but still opposite in some ways. After getting off the laptop I found her book collection and figured out she was a Star Wars nerd at heart and laughed as I thought of Tom back home in England. When it came time for me to use the loo I somehow figured out how it worked since you know I had just been STANDING my whole life to pee. Crap, what's it going to be like when it comes time to shower?!