Disclaimer: I do not own McFly or Dougie Poynter, I do own the new MITO dvd, sexy right?

A/N: Thanks people for reading this hopefully someone does…

Chapter Three

I laughed as Harry and Tom almost destroyed the food they were making for dinner for the four of us and a phone started ringing. Danny picked it up and looked curiously at the number.

"Hello? Oh, yeah hold on he's right here." Danny said as he handed me the phone, "For you mate, sounds like a bird." I panicked and took the cell phone.

"Hello?"
"Are you Lucia?" the girl's voice, which I knew was my own, responded. I took the phone and gave a little wave as I headed into the flat next door where I had woke up.

"You're Dougie?" I asked quickly.

"Yep, one and only…which makes you Lucia Michaels! Tricky little situation we're in aren't we?" Dougie responded with a bitter tone to his voice. "Do the guys know?"
"You mean Danny, Harry, and Tom? No, they think you're sick or something." I said as I peered around the family room part to see what the commotion was next door at Danny's. "It's hard being a guy kind of."

"Think of how it is to be a girl..with all the shopping and sitting to pee!" Dougie protested.

"Hey! I have to get used to standing thank you very much, but we have something important to talk about…how do we switch back? I mean being a male pop star is dandy and all, but I miss my body."

"Same here, your friend Jasmine is whack!"

"And your friends aren't?"
"Point taken, I have to somehow get your body to where you are because my body obviously can't leave London."

"The media?"
"A lot of things really, and it's my birthday soon." Dougie replied laughing, "I'd like to be there if you don't mind."

"Well my dad's easy to convince, just tell him that you're going to visit colleges with Jasmine for a week or two and will be back soon." I replied thinking about what my dad would fall for, "You seeing my grandma tonight?"
"Yes, why?"

"Tell her what's going on, if anyone will believe you it's my grandmother."

"Alright, but what if Jasmine comes to your house? And how do I get a plane ticket?"
"Use the money under the bed and tell Jasmine everything, if she doesn't believe you have her call me and I'll tell her the one secret we both know."

"Sounds like a plan, I'll get a ticket tonight and be there by tomorrow evening your time hopefully…wait what about the guys?" Dougie asked suddenly.

"What about them?"
"What are we going to tell them!?!" Dougie said in a panicked high voice.

"I'll just tell them that you're my cousin's sister who needed some help or something?"
"Maybe, because if the guys knew all heck would break lose…fame is a bitch." Dougie said and laughed. We decided he would call when he got to the airport and I would tell the guys that I was going to get some things at the market and call a cab to go pick him up and drive back. Maybe then we will tell the guys, or maybe after we figured this out. We hung up and I set the cell phone in my pocket with a sigh, thing's couldn't get much worse.

"UH DOUG, I THINK WE BURNED YOUR BURGER…."

"Great, can't any of you cook?"

"YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT ONLY TOM CAN…BUT HE'S IN THE LOO HAVING UH PROBLEMS."
"So who burned it?"
"DANNY." My head made a thunk noise against the door frame, this Danny guy was like an idiot to be reckoned with…