Notes: My first exspourse to vingettes was Sarah Noble's "Snape Vingettes" series, something I enjoyed so imensely I'm attempting to imiatate it with my own vingettes. Sarah Noble, if you want me to take it down, just say the word.
Disclaimer: I don't own Darth Vader, Luke, or Star Wars in general, or any pop culture references I may make. Oh, oh, what next?
Darth Vader Doesn't Like "The Wizard of Oz"
"There's no place like home?" Vader repeated in disbelief. "There's no place like home? What kind of crap movie was that? Who recommended I watch "Wizard of Oz" anyway?"
"Wait!" the choking officer gasped. "You have… to watch "Oz" before… you can see 'Wicked'!"
"What's 'Wicked'?" Vader asked, releasing the strangled officer.
"Broadway musical," he spat out, doubled over.
"A musical! You're suggesting I, Dark Lord of the Sith, go see a MUSICAL!" Vader thundered. "Well, I've got nothing better to do."
"I think I'll try defying gravity! I'm flying high, defying gravity!" Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, sang along to the soundtrack. Luke closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
"I'm not related to him, I'm not related to him, I'm not related to him…"