The Vader Vingettes!

by Mutant Goldfish

Vader went to the Dark Side, and now he is paying for his mistakes. Believe me. A series of 500 word vingettes where poor Darth is tormented in ways you wouldn't have thought possible. R&R!

4. Will NOT Redecorate

Darth Vader Will NOT Redecorate

Darth Vader stepped out into the hallway and screamed.

"What have you DONE?"

"It's Feng Shui!" Tarkin explained happily. "Before, the whole place was nonconductive to chi! Now, we'll increase productivity by 35 percent! No wonder you're used to be so angry all the time. Don't you feel the chi?"

Vader said nothing for quite some time. He cleared his throat.

"You're fired, Tarkin."