Disclaimer: I do not own McFly, blah blah blah.

A/n: K sorry for the long wait, went to an anime convention over the weekend and then got sick ha x

Chapter Five

So here I was in Dougie's room (well technically it's mine but whatever), really early in the morning, sleeping next to my own body or well Dougie's. Today McFly were suppose to be playing at some beach thing or something like that and we had to figure out what to do to get around it. I tiptoed out of the room and found that Tom and Harry we're already at Danny's having coffee.

"Oh hey Doug." Danny said as I walked in.

"Lucia you idiot." Harry said whacking Danny in the back of the head as I sat down and crossed my legs.

"Right, is it really my fault I'm still getting used to this?!" Danny said pointing to me.
"I am a person Danny and I am a person who can hear you." I said rolling my eyes, "What are we going to do about the gig today? I mean I know how to play drums, but I don't know how to play bass!"
"You can play drums?" Harry asked in awe.

"Yeah, started playing when I was young…why?"
"Well I'm the drummer of this band of course!" Harry said laughing, "You've got to remember these things if you're going to be our little Doug."
"Does that mean we can't strip him anymore?" Danny asked with a pout.

"Strip her." Tom corrected.

"Strip her, whatever." Danny said throwing his hands up and almost knocking into a light.

"I guess, that's just something we can with Dougie." Tom replied.

"OH SO I CAN GO STRIP DOUGIE THEN?" Danny said thinking about how Dougie was in a girl's body.

"HEY IT'S MY BODY! STAY AWAY YOU SEX FREAK!" I said standing up and punching him in the arm.

"Never say that around the girl in question mate." Harry said shaking his head, "I apologize for my friend's actions."
"I forgive him, even if he is missing a few brain cells." I growled and rolled my eyes. I waved to the boys and hopped in the shower while Dougie went off to find the guys instead. It was hard taking a shower as a boy…I mean the manhood…the body…ick. Soon I hopped out and brushed out Dougie's hair and put on a pair of 3/4th's, a quicksilver shirt that I think was actually Harry's, and a pair of black Etnies before putting on a black fedora.

"Guys?" I asked looking around, "Doug, it's your turn to get my body all squeaky clean." I wandered over into the kitchen again where the boys seemed to be having a discussion.

"Maybe if we…"
"No that won't work.
"But what about?"
"No, that won't work either." Dougie said with a sigh, "Oh hey Luce."
"Hey Doug, what's crackin?"
"Does anyone else find the American lingo coming out of a British boy's mouth funny?" Harry said looking around at the others. Tom nodded and Danny gave a giggle as Dougie snuck off and took a shower.

"I bet Dougie touches himself in the shower since he likes girls so much." Danny declared and received a good whap from Lucia on the back of the head," OI MATE!"

"You deserved it Dan." Tom stated as he read the paper and Danny pouted. Soon they were out the door and tried to figure out a way to explain Dougie in Lucia's body being back stage.

"Maybe you could fake play and Dougie will play another bass hooked up to your amp?" Tom suggested.

"YOU"RE BRILLANT TOM!" I said hugging and jumping on the boy as Danny drove to this T4 thing.

"That looks so wrong…so wrong…" Harry muttered as he adjusted his sunglasses and turned back to the road to watch the cars go by. Soon they got to this thing and parked and showed their passes, giving one to Dougie to hold onto, before getting backstage.

"Hey Fletch! Tommy!" Danny said, alerting me of who was who as two men walked over.

"Who's this Dan? New girlfriend?" the one called Fletch said laughing as he pointed to Dougie.
"Uh no, it's one of Dougie's friends who happens to be staying with us. Isn't that right Doug?" Danny said putting an arm around my neck.
"Yep."

"I'm Lucia; it's nice to meet you Fletch." Dougie said with a big smile, he was good at this faking thing. Soon Fletch and Tommy left and I let out a sigh of relief and collapsed on the floor.

"Come on Luce, up and at em! I have to show you how to fake it!" Dougie said as he grabbed the two bass's and handed me the black and white one. He showed me how he usually held it and adjusted the strap and showed how to move my fingers.

"Luckily we're playing Baby's Coming Back and I don't sing in that song or we'd have trouble!" Dougie said smirking as he adjusted the own base, "HOW DO GIRLS DO ANYTHING WITH THESE BOOBS!?"

"You'll get used to it Doug."
"Hopefully not, I miss my manhood!"
"Because you like to jack off?"
"Yes…WAIT NO! THAT'S A NEGATIVE!!!" Dougie screamed as he realized what he had just agreed to thinking making me crack up.

"Whatcha do to her Doug?" Harry asked as he walked up tapping his drum sticks.
"Dougie just agreed to missing jacking off!" I blurted out and started laughing all over again.
"I DID NOT!" Dougie responded blushing as Harry looked at him odd, "Another thing is weird- GIRL HORMONES!"
"Oh it's almost time for my period isn't it?"I said thinking out loud.
"What did you say?" Dougie said turning to me.

"Er..nothing to worry about now!" I replied, "So girl hormones?"
"Yeah like I have the urge to jump you and Harry." Dougie said eyeing us both. We looked at each other and Harry screamed "RUN!" We took off down the backstage past Tom and Danny as Dougie chased after.
"What the?"
"MCFLY IS ON NEXT IN FIVE MINUTES! I REPEAT FIVE MINUTES!" a man screamed.

"Oh dang, ruined my fun." I said pouting as I leaned out of breath against the wall with Harry.

"I know right?" Harry said as we walked up the side of the stage and waited for the curtains to close. They hurried on stage and got into places making it look like my bass was hooked up when in reality it was Dougie's who was off to the side unnoticed. The curtain opened and I saw HUNDREDS of girls and I mean HUNDREDS all screaming for McFly. And the posters some of these girls were holding? SCANDALOUS.

"Hey guys! How you all doing?" Tom asked as he adjusted his mike and the crowd screamed back at him while Danny started playing along with Dougie which is when I started moving my fingers. Danny started singing and Tom played and everything went well. I pretended to be playing while hopping around like Dougie would on sugar and even stood on Harry's drum kit with him making him laugh.

"But she's on her wayyy!" Tom sang as the song ended and everyone was hyped up.

"Woo man! THAT WAS FREAKIN AWESOME!" I shouted into the mic, not even realizing I wasn't a girl.

"Yeah Doug, you we're sure on the ball tonight." Danny said winking making me laugh. We hurried off stage to let the next people go and Dougie gave a big sigh.

"That could've been a close one, hopefully no one figured it out…" Dougie said uncertain as he packed up the two basses.

"No one could of Doug, we did it perfectly." Tom said patting him on the back. Dougie adjusted his skirt, which sounds so funny in my mind, and put the hood up on the hoodie he was wearing before grabbing the two basses.

"Let's go!" Harry declared as the five of us headed out and climbed back into Danny's car. Soon we arrived at Danny and Dougie's flat building and Tom and Harry actually went to their own flats for once.

"Is something happening tonight?" I asked Danny as Dougie put some things in a closet.

"The girls are just coming over…crap the girls…" Danny said and suddenly Dougie came around the corner.
"Wait Iz, Olivia, and Gi are coming?"Dougie asked with a surprised face.

"Yeah, we decided on that last week remember?" Danny replied laughing, "Now what are we going to do?"
"Well how about Lucia just acts like me and we'll tell them that I'm her date? Well his date considering Lucia is currently in a man's body." Dougie said and shrugged. Danny gave a nod and I headed back to Dougie's flat with him.

"You're going to pretend that I'm your date?"

"It's the other way around but yeah basically, the girls won't have any bloody clue because it's usually a different girl every time…sometimes there isn't even one." Dougie replied thoughtfully as he got out two water bottles and handed me on.

"Oh Doug's a player eh?" I stated with a smirk.

"Yep, or at least I used to be." Dougie replied smiling.
"What do you mean by that?" I asked suspiciously. Dougie leaned across the table and basically kissed me, which is a freaky experience kissing yourself…never try it…even though I don't think you would get the opportunity to do so because does this body switching thing REALLY happen every day? No, that's what I thought.

"Over the past couple days I realized I liked you and that…I don't know….being in your body made me realize that I shouldn't be such of a player I guess." Dougie said blushing, "Maybe I'm an idiot, and so what if I am? I mean I'm now probably going to babble on about nothing because I'm so nervous and I don't think you like me back but maybe I'm hoping you do? This is so weird because it's like I'm telling myself that I like myself!"

"Dougie."
"Yes?"
"Shut up." I said kissing him, or well me, again.

"So you like me back?"
"No fucking way." I said and rolled my eyes making Dougie laughed and stick out his tongue.

"Now we just have to figure out how to switch back because I'd like to kiss you in my own body thanks." Dougie stated and leaned on one hand on the table.

"Well let's go try to get through this party first eh?" I said winking and soon it we heard people downstairs. For about four hours now me and Dougie had been talking about everything in our lives from our first time to our favorite food.

"You two seem to be getting along well." Tom said looking in, "Come on now." I nodded and took Dougie's hand we went to Danny's flat and I saw these three pretty girls sitting on the one couch.

"Hey Doug!" the one said smiling.
"Girls, meet Lucia." Harry said cutting in, "Lucia this is Izzy, Oliva, and Giovanna." Izzy was pretty with dirty blonde hair and bright eyes, Olivia had wavy light blonde hair and a big smile, and Giovanna had black curly hair and chocolate brown eyes.

"Hi there!" Dougie said waving as I sat down and he sat next to me and propped his legs on top of mine.

"Hey!"

"You love me anyway." Dougie said and I stuck out my tongue at him.

"Cute, so you're from America Lucia?" Giovanna said starting off the conversation. I talked to Harry and Danny about random things and listened as Dougie used the information I told him to make it seem like he was really me. I had a couple beers that Dougie gave me and some things got a little blurry but by the next morning I got up easily and found Dougie sleeping on the couch and smiled. I shuffled to the kitchen and made coffee and heard the door open.

"Hey Doug, can you…"
"It's me Harry, what do you need anyway?" Harry said laughing as he came up behind me and gave me a hug.

"Oh nothing, do you ever leave?"
"I told you I don't stay at my own flat much…hey Luce…." Harry said and I turned towards him.

"What?"
"Are you and Dougie like…together actually?" Harry asked curiously.

"Uh why?"
"Well you made out last night like it was nobody's business."
"WHAT?"
"Yeah bout midnight?"

"OH MY GOD AND I CAN'T REMEMBER IT?" I said with a pout, "It's really weird kissing yourself you know?"
"So you are together!" Harry said smiling, "Danny owes me money!"
"Well he hasn't like asked me out officially, but it could be because we're not in our own bodies yet…I just wish I knew how we got like this." I told Harry as I took a sip of the coffee I had just made.

"How about today we just go through what happened the night both of you switched bodies and maybe then we can figure out how this happened?"
"Yeah maybe." I replied with a sigh, I missed having long hair.