Disclaimer: I do not own McFly, wish I did so I could jump Dougie or Harry…or Tom….or Danny…

A/N: Thanks for the reviews guys! People seem to like this story for some reason and I can't figure out why at all. Shout out to my BFF Nicole coz I know she's gonna read this and probably question my sanity even more. Oh and four more chapters to go, or well three and an epilogue…

Chapter Six

I got up to the sounds of what seemed to be Lucia and Harry singing and looked in the doorway to the kitchen to find the two dancing on the tiles.

"This is ironic." I stated as I leaned against the door frame.

"What is?" Lucia asked as she and Harry badly air guitared.

"Dancing on the kitchen tiles, cause you make my life worthwhile…" I sang out even though it wasn't my own voice, "It's all about you."
"Well we are dancing on the kitchen tiles and bloody hell Luce you got one heck of a voice over there!" Harry declared and pointed to me.

"No, not really." Lucia replied and rolled her eyes as she got out a bottle of water from the fridge, "Hey what day is it?"

"July like 23 or 24th or something why?" I replied looking at her suspiciously.

"Er Doug you might be bleeding like today possibly…"
"Why would I be bleeding?" I said and then realized what she meant, "NO! NO! NO! NO! I DRAW THE LINE THERE!"

"You can't draw a line on a girl's period Doug," Harry said with that posh tone to his voice that always made me feel a bit stupid, "its HUMAN NATURE. Say it with me- HU-MAN NA-TURE."

"HU-MAN NA-TURE." Lucia replied, "WH-Y A-RE WE TALK-ING LI-KE TH-IS?"

"BE-CAUSE IT'S CO-OL!" Harry commented smirking as she whacked him in the head, "Now you two get changed or something since Dougie obviously can't go running around like that."
"And remember if you choose a skirt, KEEP THE LEGS CLOSED!!" Lucia added in with a bit of a glare. I giggled remembering what it had done to Danny the night I came back from America which resulted in the Great Glass Incident WHICH WE WILL NOT SPEAK OF (Even though I thought it was hilarious that Danny somehow rammed himself into the window and ended up falling down the stairs…oops…sorry Dan…NOT). I headed into my bathroom and changed into this outfit Lucia had given me, how do girls work these bra things all the time? Straightening hair…DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT. It took what seemed like hours for me to get ready as opposed to the ten minutes it took in my real body and I found Harry and Lucia to be discussing the importance of butter in my living room.

"Well you know butter does make the world go round."

"Butter does so not, it's Coke!"

"As in cocaine?!" Harry said with wide eyes.

"NO! Coca-cola!" Lucia replied and rolled her eyes, "Haven't you ever seen that commercial?"

"Well really I don't watch that much TV, mostly movies…."
"It's from like 1980 something."
"Oh well then, maybe." Harry said with a nod, "But butter can go on everything."
"Can't go on uh…oranges!" Lucia pointed out.

"Yes it can, what if you're cooking the oranges huh?"

"Guys, you're talking about butter…I think we need to drag you to the loony bin." I said, cutting off their conversation.

"Well it just came up and it became an interesting thing to talk about while we waited for you to get out of the bathroom!" Lucia protested as she got up and whacked me with a pillow.

"Oh come on now, I know that you liiikkkeeee mmeeee!" I replied and fluttered my eyelashes.
"Yes, but this is coming from the guy who's probably having the urges to jump Harry right now and have your wicked way with him." Lucia said smirking and Harry looked over in shock.
"….Stupid hormones…." I mumbled as we walked over to Danny's flat.

"OKAY! LET'S FIGURE THIS OUT!" Danny declared in his thick Bolton accent. Danny was in his seat in front of his recording studio thing (is there even a technical name for the big clunker?) and Tom and Harry took the couch while Luce and I sat on the floor.

"So on the night of the accident-"

"You make it sound like we murdered someone!" Lucia said laughing.

"ON THE NIGHT OF THE ACCIDENT," Danny said louder to cover up her laughs, "What were each of you doing?"

"Well I had been reading this really good book called Freshman, you should read it sometime since I don't know…it's just awesome," Lucia stated, "Anyway I was listening to music and then turned it off when the stars came out. I fell asleep watching them."
"Dougie?"

"I had been sitting on the skate ramp outside thinking of the lyrics for a new song and then decided to also watch the stars and fell asleep on the ramp….which was probably a really stupid move but whatever." I said thinking about what happened.

"I bet it has something to do with the stars," Tom noticed, "It's in both stories."
"No, that's too easy!" Danny said rolling his eyes, "Stupid, stupid Tom."
"Don't call me stupid, thick head!"
"Thick head? OH THAT'S REALLY CREATIVE FATTY!"
"You know I'm sensitive about my weight! That's why I lost so much Bolton idiot!"

"HEY! DON'T BRING BOLTON INTO THIS MR. UH MY-EYEBROWS-DON'T-MATCH-MY-HAIR!"

"THEY USED TOO, I HAVE PHOTO PROOF!"
"I bet you dyed them."
"NO, they just changed one day!" Tom said with a sniff. Lucia got up and hugged Tom.

"It's okay Thomas, we understand, you're special. Now apologize Daniel!" Lucia said with a stern glare at Danny.

"Do you know what those slash fans we have would pay to see this?" Danny said laughing, "Fine, only if he does."
"I'm sorry Danny."
"I'm sorry Tom."
"Even if your accent does make you sound thick."

"HEY!"

"Hug, now." Lucia said pushing the two together who hugged.

"That had to be one of the most bloody weirdest fights ever…" Harry commented with a bit of a twitch to his eye, "Dougie and I once got attacked by slash writers once speaking of slash fans."
"Slash writers?" Lucia asked confused.

"Girls mostly, some guys, that think we are gay together." Danny said as he hugged Harry and licked the side of his face, "Why they would get that impression I just don't know!"

"Well anyway they tried to force me and Doug to make out like right there in front of all these fans, it was embarrassing. Finally Tom came over and dragged us away from the screaming girls….I blame you." Harry said looking at me and Danny.
"WHAT?" I said eyeing him, "You tried to kiss me on live telly and then put your head on my shoulder!"
"Welll…whatever." Harry said and shook his head, "This is obviously getting nowhere. How about we take Lucia out shopping and maybe stop by like somewhere to get lunch?"
"So Lucia is going to buy clothes for me?" I asked and raised my eyebrows in confusion.

"No silly! We're getting GIRL clothes for her when you switch back!" Harry said laughing.

"Sometimes I swear you are actually gay!" I replied with a glare that earned me being tackled by Harry and Danny.

"Guys, remember Dougie is currently a girl!" Tom added with a bit of a chuckle.

"Oh yeah, this probably isn't good right?" Harry said as he struggled to move the lump that is Danny. Somehow our dysfunctional group piled into Tom's Electric Blue Mini S Cooper that he's had for like forever and zoomed off to the best shopping place we know.

"PAC SUN!" I squealed jumping up and down in the car.

"Last time you bought the store out Doug…" Harry reminding me.
"I didn't buy the girls stuff!"
"But you wanted too didn't you?" Harry pointed out and I stuck out my tongue at him.

"Which one of you gave Doug the caffieen?" Tom asked looking in his rearview mirror and Harry and Lucia pointed at the other person.

"Right…" Tom replied shaking his head as he parked the car. Of course Lucia and the rest of McFly had to go incognito for the pure fact that if someone notices us we could be mobbed to death and that would be gruesome, GRUESOME I TELL YOU. Harry knows, I've had nightmares about being trampled to death by raging fans, some of them just scare the hell out of me!!

"Oh Victoria's Secret!" Danny said looking down the big hall of shops.

"No you don't!" Lucia said glaring, "That's probably the one store you will NOT go in!"

"But the models…."
"IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MODELS IS IT?" Lucia said, "If you're happy and you know it, slap your friends." Harry looked around and then hit both me and Danny in the head.

"What was that for?!" Danny asked as he readjusted his hat.

"She said if I was happy I could slap my friends," Harry said giving a big cheeky grin, "Now come on!" Somehow we ended the day with buying more stuff for ourselves and ended up going to see Transformers at the movies because Danny said he liked the BIG SHINEY ROBOTS, not kidding. Lucia and I skipped out hand in hand at the end and Danny kept shouting something like bloody lovers or whatever. I've decided next time him and Olivia are making out I'm going to scream something right behind them just to get him back. We ended up back at my flat and Lucia was sitting on the couch looking out the window.

"Tom was right."
"What?"
"Tom. Was. Right." Lucia said stating each individual word. I just sat there in confusion until I realized what she was talking about.

"HAZ! DAN! TOM!" I shouted in the hallway, "I THINK LUCE HAS FIGURED IT OUT!"