Disclaimer: I do not own the line, "when I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master." That line is from Star Wars: A New Hope.
Warning: High idiocy and "yo momma" content.
Darth Vader Disses Obi-Wan Kenobi
"Oh, oh. Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Hot Meals were stolen food!" Vader yelled towards the retreating Jedi. Obi-Wan whirled around.
"Yo momma's so fat, people use her weight as a zip code!" Obi-Wan shouted.
"Yo momma's so fat, she HAS her own zip code!" Vader retorted.
"Burn!" a cordon of stormtroopers bawled.
"You wanna take this outside, Darth?" Obi-Wan challenged.
"Bring it on, old man!" Vader shot back.
"Oh, it's on!" Obi-Wan replied, igniting his lightsaber. A ring of stormtroopers surrounded the dueling Force users, chanting, "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!"
"When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master," Vader called over the stormtroopers.
"Only a master of MTV, Darth," Obi-Wan informed him.
"I'll get you for that!" Vader thundered, slicing Obi-Wan through the stomach. He looked down at the corpse, now vanishing.
He nodded solemnly. "You just got served."