NOTE: The next few chapters will be loosely connected. You may prefer it to the more random ones (like a running joke) or you may like more unconnected ones. I'm just trying this idea out for size. And now, our feature presentation!
Darth Vader Has a Problem
Vader was having a great time singing along to Popular, so much so that he didn't notice the hologram behind him.
I'll teach you the proper ploys
When you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and flounce
I'll show you what shoes to wear
How to fix your hair
Cool, he thought. With the volume turned up, I sound just like Kristin Chenoweth!
Everything that really counts to be popular.
"Thank you, but that won't be a necessary," his Master's sarcastic voice cut in.
"AHHHH!" the Dark Lord shrieked, falling out of his chair. He rose to his feet and turned around with some reluctance and quite a lot of embarrassment.
"I think you have a problem, Vader," Palpatine stated. "How many times have you have you listened to that soundtrack today?"
"Three," Vader mumbled, shamefaced.
"You need help. Serious help. I'll see you in a few days. Good day." The hologram flickered out.
Still mortified, Vader turned on Dead Man's Chest's soundtrack. At least it didn't have words…