Darth Vader Is Bored of His Theme Music
Vader stood up and walked away from the Council of Grand Moffs.
Nothing happened.
"Ahem," he said loudly.
"Sorry," the conductor of his floating orchestra apologized sheepishly, and began waving his arms around. The orchestra began to play the Imperial March so Vader could storm away properly.
This theme music is sooo repetitive! The Sith thought. Dun dun dun dun DAH dun, dun DAH dun! DUN DUN DUN don DAH dun, don DAH don! Over and ever! It's insane! It'll drive me insane.
Vader stormed around a little more, feeling the irritation, and scared the pants of several junior officers.
I miss my "Wicked" soundtrack, the more rebellious part of his mind thought. He couldn't deny the truth in that. This SUCKS!
Maybe… the rebel deliberated, I could make "Wicked" my theme music…
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"I realized it shouldn't be my theme music unless I wrote it myself," Vader explained blandly. "So I notated this." He offered Sidious a paper of sheet music. Sidious, suspecting revenge for his possessed birthday "gift," took the sheet with extreme caution. His vigilance soon turned to astonishment as he looked over the paper.
"These are the lyrics to "Defying Gravity" with one word changed," he announced.
"I know!" Vader shouted. "Isn't it great?"