So I took the advice of some of my reviewers and wrote another part. So It's technically no longer a one shot! Woooo! I hope you enjoy this though, it's really fun to write and takes about an hour! lol, wooooo! Review once you've read please, and thanks for those who reviewed the last chapter:D xxxNoemiexxx
J- I'm sorry Lily. I'm so, so sorry…
L- Don't ever speak to me again.
S- So…How did the date go?
J- It was just great. Just fucking great. That's why the girl I love is refusing to speak to me.
S- Sounds like one hell of a date.
R- What did you do?
J- Me? Why do you assume it was me that screwed up my date with Lily? Why am I always getting the blame here? That's just so typical of you Remus. Just because I'm not as smart and…tall as you, you think I must be a total and complete screw-up! Why Remus? Why?!
R- Because you are the one apologizing to Lily.
J- …
S- So what happened?
J- I took her to Hogsmeade, just like I'd planned to, but I had been so bloody focused on how the night was going to be that I forgot the most fucking important thing.
R- Your brain?
J- My money.
S- Shit.
R- Oh God.
S- Only you would forget to bring money on a date with the girl you've been begging to go out with you for years.
R- So what happened?
S- She didn't have to…You know.
J- She did.
R- You made her pay for you? You made a girl pay for you on a date? Jesus, James.
L- Oh that wasn't the worst of it, go on James, tell them what happened when you went up to get me a drink with my money. That's the best part of your incredible screw-up.
J- Lily, I'm so sorry! It's not like I wanted it to happen! I didn't! I really, really didn't! Honestly!
L- Just tell them about our 'special date' Potter.
S- Merlin, I don't think she likes you very much.
R- So what else happened then?
J- You know that barmaid? The one called Tina?
S- God yeah, she's the fittest thing I've ever seen in my life!
R- What about her?
J- She kissed me.
S- You lucky son-of-a-!
L- So that's your story? That she kissed you? That is not what it looked like to me James Harry Fucking Potter. You were the one tripping straight into her arms and landing on her mouth.
J- But Lily! I fell! How is that my fault apart from my clumsiness?!
L- Maybe because it took you about five minutes to pull away from her.
R- Oh dear.
S- This probably isn't a good time…But I've just transfigured your owl into a spoon with claws…
J- Lily, that is a complete exaggeration! I pulled away from her as soon as I could! She wouldn't let go of my bloody neck for Merlin's sake!
L- God, I knew I would regret the day I agreed to go out with you!
J- Don't say that Lily, please don't.
L- Stay away from me you waitress-snogging-beggar! It was bad enough I had to pay for you, but then you go and kiss someone right in front of me!
J- I love you Lily. I love you so much. That kiss was not my fault! And I'm sorry you had to pay for me. I'm a forgetful git, but I promise I'll pay you back Lily.
L- You owe me thirty galleons.
S- Jesus Christ, what kind of a bar did you go to??
J- I'll pay you back, I swear.
L- Well you better pay me back, or else I'm reporting you for theft.
R- Merlin, she's pissed off.
S- Ya think?
R- Does he even have thirty galleons?
S- Nope, he's poor like the rest of us.
R- Wow, he really is fucked.
J- Where the hell am I going to get thirty galleons from?! My parents are refusing to give me money after I ruined my new robes the first day back at school!
S- Don't look at me, I have about four galleons and I'm saving it for when I take Jess Ferguson out on Saturday.
R- She's really going to be impressed isn't she? What do you plan to do with your grand fortune of four galleons?
S- I was thinking a walk in the park where I buy her some sort of snack, then we'll go back to Hogwarts and shag for the rest of the afternoon.
R- I never realized you were so romantic, Sirius.
S- Yes, I am quite the charmer.
J- Screw your date Sirius! What about me??
R- I'll lend you the money mate.
J- Really? But I thought you told me I was never getting a single galleon from you after I hexed your favorite trousers to make you itch every time you put them on?
R- …I forgot about that. So no, you can't have any money off me.
S- You need to stop talking sometimes James. It would do you a lot of good mate.
J- Shut it.
L- Remus, I need to ask you something.
J- Lily!
R- Go ahead.
J- I love you Lily, and I did not let her kiss me!
L- Did Jane Square ask you to be her partner for the assignment in Ancient Runes?
R- Oh Merlin, not yet, why? Did she tell you she would?
L- No, but I'm expecting her to ask you soon, just to warn you.
R- Why don't you just be my partner? Then I wouldn't have to suffer from hearing her constant squeals and you wouldn't have to put up being partners with David Clark and his constant bone cracking.
L- Its too late, he got to me before I could get away.
R- Oh Merlin, we're both screwed.
L- You can say that again.
S- Jane Square? Miss Square? Hahaha, that's freaking hilarious!
R- Don't mind him, he has an IQ of a four year old.
L- So I've noticed.
S- Hey!
R- You're being quiet James, are you alright?
J- Not really, Lily's already over me.
S- Aww mate…I'm sure she's not.
R- Even when you write those words down they don't seem convincing.
S- Maybe it's my hand-writing.
J- Look at her, of course she's over me! She can't stop laughing with her friends and Adam Carson keeps flirting with her…Remind me to hex him after class.
S- Will do.
R- James, there has to be a reason why she said yes to you in the first place. She must like you at least a tiny bit.
J- You're right! She has to feel something for me! Something deep and meaningful!
L- Like hate?
J- Oh come on, Lils! There must be a reason why you said yes to me asking you out.
L- The only feelings I felt when I accepted was curiosity. Now I realize it really did kill the cat.
S- Why would curiosity kill the cat? What did the cat do to it?
R- It's a muggle expression, Sirius.
J- Lily, I know I asked for one chance and then completely blew it. And I just want you to know that I'm really sorry about that. A promise is a promise though, so I won't ask you out again and I'll no longer bother you.
L- Don't talk to me either.
J- It its what you want, then fine.
S- What the hell…
L- Well…good.
R- Did you just say you'd no longer talk to Lily? Love of your life Lily? That Lily?
J- Yep.
S- I don't believe this.
J- You should, because its all part of my amazingly clever plan.
R- Like you've never said that before. No offence.
J- None taken. But I do have a plan.
S- McGonagall alert!
J- Shit! Hide the note!
R- Why are you still writing?
J- I don't know!
"Ten points from Gryffindor, each."
R/R please! Thanks for reading xxxNoemiexxx