Hello all! Did I not promise you the next update straight away:D So basically, this chapter contains characters which have been mentioned in previous chapters, so if you have a good memory, then there is no particular need to read this. But those of you who don't remember and couldn't really be bothered going back and scanning through my chapters, then here is some help.

D- Is David Clark, the guy who asked to be Lily's partner in Ancient runes before she could get away. The guy whose bones crack? lol

JS- Is Jane Square, the girl obsessed with Remus who Lily mentioned was going to ask Remus to be her partner. The girl with the awful laugh?

That's basically all you need to know! Leave a review when you're done and I will be eternally grateful :D

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Notes in Ancient Runes

L- Remus, help me!

R- Lily, kill me.

L- His bones won't stop cracking! It's disgusting!

R- At least he isn't constantly laughing shrilly in your ear every five seconds.

L- I suppose your partner is worse than mine.

R- I'm going to need one of those muggle hearing aids by the end of this lesson.

L- Why didn't I agree to be James's partner when he asked me?

R- Because at the time you hated him and he is awful at the subject.

L- Oh yes.

R- Merlin, she's doing it again! Tell her to leave me alone! It's not even funny any more, now its just painful!

L- God, tell me about it! He won't stop trying to slide his leg next to mine!

J- Get the fuck away from my girlfriend, Clark.

D- I have a first name you know.

J- Good for you, now stop rubbing your leg against Lily's.

S- Yeah, go crack at your own girlfriend, oh wait, you don't have one.

D- Neither do you, Black.

S-…Shut it.

L- On that subject though, how are things with Nicole going?

S- Non-existent.

L- Really? That's strange, because she was asking me about you the other day.

S- What did she say?

L- She was asking why you hadn't been flirting with her all week.

S- God I'm good.

J- Technically I'm good, seeing as it was my plan in the first place.

JS- Hey guys!

R- Oh, Jesus.

L- Hi Jane.

JS- Hello Lily.

S- Hey Square.

R- Stop making her laugh! Although…

L- Remus Lupin, I cannot believe you just put a silencing charm on a fellow student!

R- Lily, you have no idea how bloody infuriating her laugh is.

S- It's like watching someone mime…

J- What are we supposed to be doing? Hannah's refusing to speak to me for some reason.

S- You hexed her cat yesterday.

J- Oh yeah…That thing bloody annoys me.

R- We are supposed to be writing an essay on the function of an Ancient Rune we have studied of our choice.

L- How much have you got done, Remus?

R- Only three pages, you?

L- About four.

S- How much have you done James?

J- A few sentences, you?

S- I haven't started yet.

J- I hate Ancient Runes anyway, I'm destined to fail.

S- Same here, although, that could probably be said for all of my subjects.

J- Are we good at anything?

S- We're good at Quidditch.

J- That's about it.

S- Hey, it's good enough for me!

L- You're both good at Defense Against the Dark Arts.

J- Why thank you Lily, I believe we are.

S- I think we're on a roll mate.

R- Lily, tell her to stop clinging onto my arm! Her nails are bloody sharp!

L- Jane?

JS- Yes?

L- You do realize Remus has a girlfriend, don't you?

JS- I may have heard something about Tasha Wilkens being close to him…

L- I think you should maybe leave Remus alone now and stop touching him, don't you?

JS- Lily, just because you are jealous that Remus is secretly interested in me doesn't mean you have to be an evil witch about it.

L- Excuse me?!

R- Oh God.

S- Fight, fight, fight, fight!

R- Shut up Sirius.

JS- You heard me Lily, and you know I'm right.

L- You have no idea how far from right you are, Square. I happen to already have a boyfriend, unlike you, and I don't need to try and steal someone else's.

J- God you're sexy when you're angry.

JS- You call being with James a relationship? Everyone knows he's just a player.

J- Since when was I a part of this?? And I am not a player! Only person who is would be Sirius!

S- Damn straight!

L- And I am not an evil witch! Back me up here James.

J- She's the best damn girl I've ever met, and she's as far away from evil as you are from sane.

L- Thank you, James.

J- You're welcome babe.

L- That is the second time you have called me babe, James. The first time was when we were in Honeydukes and I told you that if you ever called me babe again I'd start calling you my little love heart.

J- Sorry Lils.

R- Thank you Lily, now she is officially no longer clawing at my arm like some deranged owl.

S- She's fuming though.

L- She's never really liked me to begin with, so I'm not particularly bothered. But you're welcome Remus.

J- Why can't I call you babe?

L- Why can't I call you my little love heart? I think the answer to both those questions are relatively the same.

J- You can call me anything you want to.

L- Fine then bunny pie, you can call me babe.

R- Something tells me you are going to regret that James.

J- You're always so sinister about a bit of fun aren't you?

R- It would appear so.

L- My little chicken wing, you wouldn't do me a favor would you?

J- Anything for you babe.

L- Tell David Clark to stop sliding his hand up my thigh.

J- WHAT?!

S- Jesus James, you're hex missed by a bloody mile! We really need to start dueling again and get some practice.

L- James! I didn't say to try and hex him!

J- Lily, he was hitting on you and trying to feel you up! That's my job!

S- Please tell me we are talking in a dirty sense here.

R- Calm yourself, Sirius.

S- What? I am, after all, the player in our group. I'm only proving James's theory to be correct.

R- Of course you are, you sick-minded dog.

S- Quite literally.

L- What's that supposed mean?

J- Lily, babe, what are you doing after dinner?

L- I can't take this any longer! Just stop calling me babe! I will do anything you bloody want after dinner if you stop calling me that.

R- You do realize with James's dirty mind that that was the wrong thing to say, don't you?

J- Anything?

L- Anything within reason, I just hate being referred to as the same name of a pig.

S- I never knew you had a pig called Babe.

R- It's a muggle story.

J- I will have to think about your proposition, babe, but for now, burn the note.

L- Why?

S- Well hello there Professor Daily, lovely morning isn't it?

"Yes it is a lovely morning, detention this evening Mr. Black?"

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