Warning!: This chapter contains Girly Gossip!

Hello again :D Seventh update! Wooo! So I have had this one written for a while now, and have been dying to get it typed up and uploaded and I am very pleased that it's done! Thank you very much to the reviewer who suggested Charms! I wouldn't have started writing it if it hadn't been for you :D So basically this chapter consists of mostly the girlfriends and their conversation. Professor Flitwick isnt their professor, as my sister pointed out when she read it. This was just an excuse to write a good gossip :D I hope you enjoy it!

xxxNoemiexxx

Notes in Charms

L- God he's good looking…

N- This is why I am definitely taking Charms next year.

T- Who knew any teacher could be thirty and gorgeous?

L- I didn't, not until I saw him.

N- The way he glances at you while he's speaking…God it gets me every time.

T- I think it's his smile that does it for me; the way when he's smiling it always seems to reach his eyes.

L- He's the most perfect thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

N- And his body!

T- God yes.

L- I bet he's just naturally fit, no need to exercise to keep toned…

N- I feel we should say something about his personality here, we are starting to sound shallow…

L- Well, yes…that too.

T- …But those eyes!

N- 'Sigh'.

L- So deep and blue. It's like staring straight into the ocean every time he looks at you.

N- Even the way he flicks his wand when showing us a spell…I hope that didn't come out as wrong as I think it did.

T- 'Laughs'.

L- His voice though.

T- Oh Merlin, and his laugh! Where would I be every Friday morning without that deep laugh of his?

N- I wish I could record him saying my name and just listen to it over and over again.

L- I'm a sucker for cheekbones, and his definitely do it for me.

S- And that hair of his! Makes me fall every time…

T- Sirius!

N- Girls only conversation, my dear little gay boyfriend.

L- Unless you really are gay, then leave.

S- I object! Can't a guy simply admire another guy's physique without being called gay?

N- No. Not if the guy doing the admiring is going out with me.

J- Hey guys…girls. What's going on?

S- They all fancy Professor Up Himself over there!

T- He's just dissed Professor Sexy Body!

L- Sirius, you are so going down after class.

N- Now that they have left, where were we?

L- I believe we were discussing the god's appearance.

N- Oh yes.

T- I remember when he first came to Hogwarts when we were in our second year.

N- Me too…

L- I got three detentions with him in the first week he taught us, on purpose.

T- Why didn't I do that?! I was just the stupid innocent one always waiting after class to ask him questions about the homework.

L- That is very clever though.

N- What about me? I was the retard only flirting with him in class!

T- I'm going to marry him.

L- And then he'll divorce you for me.

N- And then I'll murder you and he will come crying to my arms and he'll fall in love with my loving nature.

L- Good plan.

N- Why thank you.

L- Do you think he's the type that would ever have an affair with one of his students?

J- Lily Evans!!

L- What?? It was just a question, James.

T- I think he would be. He seems like the type of guy that would give up anything for the girl he loves. Even his career as a teacher.

N- I intend to be that girl, just to let you all know.

S- Nicole!!

N- It's not my fault he's in love with me!

S- Yes it…Wait a minute, Professor Full of It isn't in love with you.

N- No, Professor Smith soon will be once I find out how to make an ever-lasting love potion.

R- Good luck with that Nicole, they don't exist.

N- Tasha, your boyfriend is ruining my fantasy!

T- Remus, leave her alone.

R- I will if you promise to stop going on about Professor Smith.

T- I promise.

N- Me too.

J- Lily?

L- Oh fine, I promise.

T- So what homework have we got for next week?

N- Just that Astrology project and Ancient Runes one to finish off.

L- Sirius, you can stop checking our conversation now.

S- I was just making sure.

T- So now that our boyfriends are gone…

L- What do you think Professor Smith's first name is?

N- Something romantic, like when where you say it you think of roses. Like Nathaniel, but he shortens it to Nathan.

T- I think it's something cute and short, like Adam or Jack…Jack Smith…God that sounds good.

L- I have a feeling he has a common name, like Michael or Stephen. Michael Smith sounds best.

J- So what are you ladies talking about?

T- Oh…

N- Umm…

L- Baby names! Do you want to join in? I was thinking for our first child we should call him Aaron, you know, a nice soft…warm name.

J- Oh Jesus.

T- That was truly genius Lily.

L- Well I am smart, I have to admit.

N- And so very modest.

T- Does anyone actually know what his real first name is?

L- I don't unfortunately.

N- Me neither.

T- Whose the bravest out of all of us?

N- Don't look at me, I'm not a Gryffindor.

L- Does that mean me then? What for anyway?

T- I dare you to ask him what his first name is at the end of class.

L- I would rather throw myself off a cliff whilst kissing Severus Snape as I plummeted to my death.

N- Oh go on Lily!

L- I'll only do it, Tasha, if you ask him how big his…bed is.

T- Over my hacked to bits body!

L- Then I'm not asking him what his name is.

N- Come on Lily! You have to!

L- If I told you to jump off Ravenclaw tower, would you do it?

N- If it meant I would know what our gorgeous professor's name was, then yes!

T- So would I actually.

L- I'm still not doing it.

N- Please!

T- Go on!

L- Never in my entire life will I ever go up to Professor Smith and ask him what his first name is!

"My first name is Ben, Miss Evans. Now if you would be so kind as to return to your work and leave that note on my desk after class, then I would be most grateful."

R/R please! Thanks very much for reading :D xxxNoemiexxx