Hi everyone :D This chapter is dedicated to all my fab reviewers! Thank you very much for all the suggestions of subjects! I have some news for you though, the next chapter I write will be the final one in this series of 'notes'. Just to warn you all :D I am so pleased that I've even got this far with it, I mean, how many notes can you write and get caught doing so? But have a read and I hope you enjoy it :D Leave a review when you're done and I will...be happy for life:D xxxNoemiexxx

Notes in Herbology

L- We are all getting detention once he reads that note.

N- We are all going to die of humiliation once he reads that note.

T- We have a week before we reach our mortifying end.

L- Thank Merlin for that.

N- Did you see the way Professor Smith grinned at you though? I envy you Lily Evans.

L- I think he's in love with me.

J- You're not still talking about that gay guy, are you?

T- Ben isn't gay!

J- Professor Smith, you mean? Or are you suddenly good friends with him?

T- Ben and I are...close.

R- I'm glad to hear it, now I can report him and get him fired.

T- Remus!

N- Aren't one of you missing?

S- Peter's back in the infirmary, yet again.

L- What happened to him this time?

S- Yes James, what happened to him this time?

J- Somebody's hex went off course and accidentally hit him instead of Lucius Malfoy.

L- Why does a small voice in the back of my mind tell me that you are that somebody?

J- Because I was.

R- And how you got away with it still amazes me.

J- Tasha, you're boyfriend seems to underestimate me.

T- Really Remus, can't you see that James is a genius god who can get away with anything?

R- 'Laughs.'

L- I never knew I was going out with a genius.

S- I assure you Lily, you're not.

J- Sirius!

L- Oh my dear God…Those better not be what I think they are.

T- I hate mandrakes! Haven't we already studied them anyway?

N- We have, unless the scar on my elbow was caused by something other than a deranged and screaming mandrake.

S- I'll kiss it better for you Nikki.

N- Nicole, and Im not letting you kiss it better when you're covered in chocolate.

J- I think I might have killed my mandrake by accident, last time.

R- Mine loved me.

S- No it didn't! Was yours not the one screaming all the time and trying to pull off your earmuffs?

R- Nope, that was Peter's.

J- You were the one that fainted at the sight of them though.

R- I'd quite forgotten about that, thank you James.

J- You're very merry welcome.

N- Professor Bunches really isn't coping with giving them out, is she?

S- Maybe teacher's pet should go up and help her.

L- You or me Remus?

R- I'll go.

T- Aww, isn't my boyfriend the best?

N- Sirius, why don't you ever do anything like that?

S- Like what?

N- Like help people.

S- I do help people!

N- Like when?

S- Like yesterday when James tripped and fell flat on his face and I helped him up.

J- Thank you for sharing that with everyone, mate.

S- No problem buddy.

L- What about you James? What have you ever done?

J- I…I…helped Longbottom find that bloody toad of his!

L- How very noble of you.

N- Lily, I think we should leave these two to think about their selfishness for a while, don't you agree?

S- Alright already! I'll go help the old bat give out bloody plants already, coming James?

J- I couldn't really be bothered mate.

L- I really do have the laziest boyfriend out of the four of you, don't I? I'd rather go out with Peter than someone whose selfish…I wonder if Peter's single…

J- Let's go Sirius.

N- Nicely done Lily.

L- Thank you.

N- Now, what are we going to do about that note?

T- Accio it.

L- That might be a bit tricky though.

N- We could sneak into his office and steal it.

L- That might work…James has that invisibility cloak which he tried getting into the girl's dorm room with.

T- Remind me how you fell in love with him again?

L- God only knows.

N- Would his office be locked though?

T- Merlin Nicole…

L- We have wands? Remember them?

N- Oh yeah!

T- Sometimes you are so like Sirius, it scares me.

L- Wait a minute…won't he have already read the note?

N- Here is where my brain comes in! He had a staff meeting straight after teaching us and then he has to take a fourth year class in another room until dinner. And then he has to go eat, so in other words, not yet.

T- Thank Merlin.

L- So the cleverest thing to do would be to go straight after Herbology to his office and get it then.

J- Well, well, well…If it isn't my scheming girlfriend. Why do you want the note back so much anyway?

N- Because…

T- Umm…

L- Because it has our baby's name on it! Don't you want the note that first had our son's name on it? We could frame it when we move in together after graduation! Wouldn't that be so sweet?

J- Oh look! Professor Bunches needs more help!

N- That baby thing really does work on him, doesn't it?

L- Every time.

T- I'm going to have a baby girl called Sophia, since we're on the subject of baby names.

R- I prefer the name Isobel.

N- God I envy you Tasha. Sirius would freak if I talked to him about baby names, never in a million years would he actually join in.

L- At least he doesn't run away like James does.

T- I don't want a baby girl being called Isobel, Sophia sounds better.

R- What's wrong with Isobel? It's my mother's middle name.

T- I want something less…popular than that.

L- James, what's our son going to be called?

J- I will tell you in ten years if we ever plan on having one.

L- Come on, James! I'm only interested to see what you would call our child.

J- Well…I'd want him to take my middle name.

L- Which is?

J- Harry. And then his middle name would be James.

L- Harry James Potter…I like that name.

N- Sirius?

S- No. No, no, no, no, no.

N- But Sirius!

S- A week Nicole, we have been going out for a week.

N- Fine. I refuse to ever have children with you then. And if I ever do have a child? It'll be with Ben, and I will call my son Ben Junior and tell him that his would-be-dad didn't want him.

J- Poor kid.

S- Poor Ben Senior.

T- My mandrake won't stop howling and trying to scratch me!

J- Just drop it accidentally-on-purpose onto the floor.

T- I'm not going to kill a living plant!

J- Oh come on, Tasha! I'll show you how to do it!

L- James!

"Mr. Potter, kindly set that mandrake down and bring me up the note which Miss Evans has just thrown at you."

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