1A/N: Just to be clear; Hawkeye, Margaret, and Spearchucker aren't in this story at all. Trapper appears in the end.

A couple weeks along, the main office and OR, Pre-Op and etc. was found, infact it was an old farm before it became the 4077th, so there were a couple buildings. Here's how the layout went, Imagine a huge T shape if you will;

On the far right was the Colonel's office. Next was Radar's, then, you could go outside or go to the scrub room. The OR was next to that. (The OR is at the center of the top of the T) going left, you have; Post-Op, to the left of that was where personal effects were stored, and where supplies in high demand were kept, then the supply room was at the left end of the T where everything was stored. Going down was; Pre-Op, then the X-Ray room. In every room, there was a door outside except for the OR. It was somewhat of a brilliant plan, luckily the building was already there, all they had to do was put up dividing walls and things and it was fine. It used to be a chicken coop.

The only other buildings were; the latrine, which was used for the same reason before the war. And the showers. The tractor was stored there.

And also, in that fortnight, the staff started to arrive;

Corporal Klinger arrived, and the Section 8 attempts started promptly. The first of which was;

Only after the arrival of Klinger, he was pronounced missing. Ten minutes later, Radar reported seeing him dancing around in the minefield trying to escape. He was let off with a warning and he seemed to quite down for the time being.

Then Father Mulcahy arrived in tandem with Major Cynthia Bergheimer. Immediately, Henry was reported to be seen going into the Majors tent and not coming out for the next day.

Father Mulcahy on the other hand, didn't come out of his tent for two weeks. He said that he was in meditation.

Also arriving that week, was Captain Ugly John Black, not John Smith like previously reported. A mistake by the Army of course. Captain Walter Blowers, Captain Jacob Striper, Major Frank Burns, and Major Samuel Hammer arrived as well. Captain John Spaulding hadn't arrive yet.

From the start, Frank Burns and Ugly John took an immediate dislike to Captain Striper and Major Hammer. Captain tried to be desperately to be funny, but plain wasn't. Major Hammer on the other hand, was too sullen to be disturbed. He just ate, go to the latrine, and sleep. He didn't talk or show any emotion, he was just there.

At the time, Frank Burns was a relatively nice guy. Sure, he married for money, cared a great deal for money, cheated on his med school test, but other than that, he treated everyone nicely and was the most generous person in the camp. He donated to Father Mulcahy's rapidly growing orphanage that he helped open for Mother Thresea.

Ugly John, was also nice. He was a joker, he was the funny one. Frank liked that, that and Frank had a thing for Aussies. He LOVED their accent and wanted to befriend every one of them and someday to even live in Australia.

Every one was pretty nice around the camp, Cynthia was the most relax commander you ever saw, even though she was just commanding nurses, not a whole camp. She also was Henry's mistress, not that she knew that he was married or anything, for all she knew, she was just his girlfriend.

None of the other nurses had arrived yet, no one knew where they were, along with Igor, Captain Spaulding and the other enlisted men. I-corp told them to expect them at any minute. Yeah, right.

Thank god that the first wounded haven't reached there yet, if they had, they couldn't handle them and they might fall apart, internally, externally, emotionally, and physically. Especially for Major Bergheimer, she was the only nurse, she couldn't handle that much.

God help them all, and hopefully everyone will arrive soon.