1A/N: This may seem like a replica of the Frank/Margaret romance, but it's not. Trust me.
After the 4077th was a month in business, they found out that a local Korean civilian named Rosie, had opened a bar right across the street from them because she appreciated what the soldiers were doing there...that, and for the money.
Not many of the staff went there at first, so it was no surprise when Major Samuel Hammer found himself there alone. It was the first time he had broken his routine, and the first time he had alcohol ever since he left for Korea, it wasn't like he could get some for free in the Swamp. He hated calling it that (even though he never said anything aloud) because Captain Striper named it. He was just about to leave when Major Cynthia Bergheimer walked through the then bamboo door and ordered a beer and sat down.
Major Hammer would never say it to anybody, but Major Bergheimer was the most beautiful thing he ever saw. Her black hair that was pulled back into a ponytail was clean and shiny. Her blue eyes had just a hint of a greenish-gray tinge in there and he thought it was beautiful. He loved everything else about her as well, but those were her favorite, except for herself. He loved her above all else. He wasn't married and as far as he knew she wasn't either. So that was one problem that was pretty much eliminated.
He ordered another beer and sat down next to her at the table that she was sitting at.
"Hello." he said.
She jumped a little bit. She didn't know anyone was sitting there, she just sat down.
"You talk." she said back to him, with a hint of anger in her tone.
"Sure I talk, I talk when I'm at least in a normal mood, let alone happy. The reason I haven't talked yet is because I'm angry for being here. I don't talk when I'm angry." He was obviously nervous when he said this.
"Right." she said, that anger still in her voice.
She hadn't anticipated when, if ever, she heard him talk, that her voice would be so low. It was gravely and sounded how you would expect God to sound.
"Something wrong?" Major Hammer asked, hearing the anger.
"I just found out that Lt. Col. Blake is married." she said, gloomily.
"So?" He never heard about her and Lt. Col. Blake.
"I had been dating him for the time that I've been here, I never knew that I was his mistress until now."
"So your not married?" Major Hammer asked.
"Of course not! Why would I date someone if I was married? Why would I date someone who was married?"
Sam liked this, now he had hit first, second, and third base. Now he had to bring her home.
"I'm not married either." he told her.
She looked up at him, it must have been something in their eyes, I don't know, but all of a sudden they made a mad dash to Major Bergheimer's tent to have the night of their lives.