Jake sat down with a grim look on his face.

"Miley, I have some good news and some bad news." he began.

"What's the good news? Me and you can still date?"

"Well, I just off the phone with Hannah Montana, and she and her boyfriend got back together."

"So that means you and me are back on!" Miley cried.

"Yes, but the bad news is...I want to date Hannah more than I do you...I'm sorry..." Jake said.

"Jake, I don't believe this!" Miley cried. "Jake, you don't even know the half of it! I called you, and I said me and my boyfriend got back together! I'm the one who called you!!!!!"

"So you're Hannah Montana???!!!"

"YES! YES! AND YES!" Miley said.

"Uh...maybe we should go..."Lily said, and she and Oliver went out into the hallway.

"Miley, or should I say Hannah, why didn't you tell me? I mean something this big needs to be told!"

"No it doesn't! I didn't ever want to tell you, but I guess I had too! I thought I was going to lose you...to well...Hannah." Miley whispered.

"Miley, I'm sorry, but if I date you...then I hang out with Hannah for "Zombie High" what will people think? I mean I have to go out with you...as Miley or you as...Hannah."

"Jake, I can get anyone I want as Hannah, but as Miley...well it's not a piece of cake!"

"So what are you saying, Miley?"

"Well, what are you saying?"

"You first!"

"Jake, if you want to date Hannah go ahead, I'll be with you one way or another! And as for the other half...I'll find a boyfriend...who wouldn't want to date me?" then a small group of guys who had over heard, rushed up to Miley. "See Jake? I get everything I want...even if it's not really me."

"So are you breaking up with me?!"

"Well, yes, but I guess I'll see you later tonight then!" Miley said and stormed off with the boys still following. Jake sat down, smacked himself in the face, and thought of a way to make it up to "Hannah" later that night. As the day ended a few hours later, Miley, Lily, and Oliver walked to Miley's house.

"So what happened with you and Jake?" Lily asked, setting her book bag on the counter.

"I don't really want to talk about it..."

"They broke up..." Oliver coughed.

"He broke up with me, as Miley! He still...still wants to go out with...with Hannah! I don't believe him and he wants to meet Hannah at the movies tonight. He got this whole private showing just for him and Hannah! With him it's always Hannah this and Hannah that!" Miley cried.

"Bud, what's all of the commotion 'bout?" Mr. Stewart asked, coming down from his shower.

"Jake! It's always about Jake! He wants to go out with Hannah, and I even called him and said 'Hi Jake, it's Hannah, I just wanted to tell you me and my boyfriend got back together last night, sorry' and I told him I was Hannah!"

"And he still wanted to go out with Hannah?" Mr. Stewart asked.

"Yes, and he wants him and Hannah to go to the movies with him tonight! But I told him as Miley, I can get any guy I want as Hannah and as Miley. Guys crowded around me after I said it too."

"Miles, I'm sorry, but that's the hard part 'bout bein' 1 person 2 people." Mr. Stewart said. Miley cried into Lily's shoulder for the next few hours until it was time to get ready for the date with Jake.