Hi!! I got this out in...um...how many days? Well, it was a short time. Cause I really don't have that much time. I'm doing stuff I'm not supposed to!!! XD Anyways, I hope you like!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Seriously, who on this site owns Naruto? Cause I know Kishimoto doesn't go on this site. Who says they own Naruto? Cause you know you don't own him! You're just jealous cause you don't have such an awesome anime. Haha! You suck! P

Nyeh, just read.

It was a nice and peaceful day in Konoha. The clouds were floating by, there was a small breeze, the birds were singing, the sun was glaring at Shino- Wait a second. That's not peaceful! Go away Sun!! At least don't glare! Anyways, back to the peacefulness. Everything was peaceful.

Ha! Yeah right! With Ino and Shikamaru in the world? I don't think so!

Actually, it was the opposite of peaceful...

What's the opposite of peaceful again? Oh yeah!

It was very chaotic. Sakura attacking Naruto, Naruto attacking Sasuke, Sasuke attacking Neji, Neji attacking Lee, Lee attacking Tenten, Tenten attacking Shino, Shino attacking Kiba, Kiba attacking Chouji, Chouji eating, Shikamaru attacking Ino, Ino attacking Shikamaru, and Hinata attacking Sakura...

Hold up! Hinata? Attacking? And the person is Sakura? Someone who hasn't done anything to her except take Naruto away from her and break his heart to go after a cold-hearted bastard? Okay. Maybe there is a reason to attack Sakura, but Hinata? Hinata? Hinata? Hinata? Okay, okay, fine. I'll stop...one more time. HINATA? Okay. I'm done.

The point is they're all attacking each other. Except Chouji. He's attacking them chips. Damn, look at him go! Anyways, Kurenai and Anko were trying to stop the attacking but it didn't work. Anko got really irritated and you don't like Anko when she's irritated/angry/annoyed/mad/...uh...that's all I can think of. Well, Anko got a chalkboard out of nowhere (WHAT-SO-EVER!!!!!!!!!) and ...scratched the chalkboard? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's it. She made five swirls at once! Go Anko!!

Everybody stopped attacking each other to close their ears, except Neji, Lee, Naruto, and Hinata. Naruto and Lee can yell louder than that so it didn't matter to them and Neji was used to it. Naruto and Neji stopped...but Hinata kept attacking. She bit Sakura. On her side. Like a wolf. Hinata's awesome. She even made Sakura bleed! Hinata's soo awesome.

Oh! You wanna know why Neji was used to it? Well, let's just say never, and I mean NEVER get Hinata pissed.

Everyone watched as Hyuuga beat up Haruno.

Go Hinata go! Go Hinata! You can do it! Go- Oh...my bad. Run, Sakura, run!!! Nyeh, Hinata's better. Beat her up, Hinata-chan!! YEAH!!!!!!

An hour later, Hinata was satisfied. Chicken Butt Hair ran over to Pinky/billboard brow. "Sakura! Are you okay?" Pinky glared. "Oh, yeah. After getting my chakra holes sealed, getting bit in various places, getting stabbed in various places, and flying through walls, I'm perfectly fine. Don't worry about me," she answered, her voice dripping with sarcasm. I mean, how stupid can Sasuke get? She was near death, dammit! How could he not notice that?! He even saw Hinata beating her up! He must've had his brain switched with Lee. No, then he would be talking about youth and look like Gai. Switch Lee to Naruto. No, because then he would be wearing orange and would yell really loud and say Dattebayo!!! all the time. Switch Naruto to some idiot. That works.

Everyone then out their focus on Kurenai and Anko. They were arguing. "Sleeping Beauty!" "Cinderella!" "Sleeping Beauty!" "Cinderella!" Kurenai wanted to change it to Sleeping Beauty and Anko wanted to keep it as Cinderella. "We already have the characters for Cinderella!" "So? I think Sleeping Beauty would be better!" "You want the Sleeping Beauty to be a guy?!" "What?! No! It could work though..." "Ha! Yeah right!"

(Bobobo narrater voice) Will the play change to Sleeping Beauty or will it stay as Cinderella?! Will Sleeping Beauty work with the genders backwards?! Find out in the next chapter!

Now, this time, you have to review. Tell me which one I should do. Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty? TELL MEH!!!!!! XP