Ok I just want you all to know that I have come to an unnerving conclusion. My pen name is Jade Raven and I'm a comment whore. Yes I admit it. The first step is to admit you have a problem. It's true. Also yet ANOTHER spelling mishap has been called to my attention and from here on out it will be Asuma, not Asume. And Jounin will now be jonin. Damn that's embarrassing. Either when I have time or way in the future when I actually finish I'll go back and fix these and other mistakes but for the mean time please let me know if I do anything else stupid. ::sweat drop::
All right! Another year another chapter!
Chapter 13: Hits and Giggles
Genma's presence in the window served to solve two of his problems instantly and created a multitude more. For one the little tent he had been pitching in his pants was gone almost instantly, and for another the blood had stopped shooting from his nose, but now Genma had disappeared from the window and Kakashi rushed over to see what the hell he was doing. Kakashi looked left, right, up and then finally down and saw to his great consternation Genma lying in the grass below the window clutching his sides and nearly choking on his senbon as he practically squealed with laughter.
Poofing to the grass beside the immobilized jonin Kakashi said the only thing he could say, " Shut the hell up Genma!"
Sticken with the giggles all Genma could manage was a "HAHA! Kaka-hahahaha! Has it been that long since you-hahahaha!"
"GENMA!" Kakashi warned looking dangerous, well as dangerous as a copy nin could look after getting caught with a hard on while sniffing his ex-students thong.
"HEHE! OK, ok I'm fine," Genma said trying to pull it together. " Really Kakashi if you need some tail that bad you know I could have-"
Genma was stopped short by a rather hard punch to the face by a rather pissed off copy nin.
"Hey DAMN IT! That hurt!" Genma said readjusting his senbon and rubbing his chin.
"Just shut up and come with me," Kakashi said feeling a little better now and dragging Genma by the ear and Poofing back into Sakura's apartment.
"Now are you going to tell me what the hell you were doing spying on me?" Kakashi said quietly.
"I've been looking for you for days! You promised you'd come out drinking with us and it's getting ridiculous now!" Genma said getting a little pissed off himself as he glanced around his surroundings.
They were in the bedroom that he had been peeking at Kakashi in. Being an elite ninja himself there wasn't much that got past Genma, especially something that had to do with women and he was able to deduce rather quickly exactly whose apartment this was after seeing one or two pictures on the dresser.
"Oh my God Kakashi you really are fucking Sakura!" Genma blurted out before he could stop himself.
When he woke up on the floor about two minutes later he got the lovely sight of a severely pissed off Kakashi looming over him.
"I know that you are a sex crazed asshole so I'm going to let that slip," Kakashi started.
"You call laying me out letting it slip!" Genma cried incredulous before receiving another warning look from Kakashi.
"As I was saying, if you weren't my best friend then I'd have probably just killed you on the spot but seeing as how we've saved each others life a time or to I'll let it slid," Kakashi stated reaching down to help Genma lift himself off the floor.
"Ok, sorry. So are you going to tell me what's going on. If your not together why were you crouched over her underwear with a woody?" Genma asked running his hands through his hair trying to get his head straight.
Kakashi's reaction startled Genma as the fierce jonin suddenly collapsed onto Sakura's bed and rested his head in his hands.
"I don't know Genma, I mean, there may be something starting between us but she's been hurt pretty badly in that area and I just don't know what to do right now," Kakashi said quietly.
"You mean Sasuke? Come on Kakashi that was forever ago, I know we just got news of his death right now but she should be over him. Who better to help her then her old sensei huh?" Genma said chuckling nudging Kakashi in arm with his elbow as he sat next to him on the bed.
"No it's not about Sasuke. It's something I can't talk about. And even if what happened hadn't happened I mean, we're worlds apart. Hell I was ANBU when I was her age how could she ever understand or…" Kakashi said trailing off.
"I don't know Sakura very well Kakashi, other then the fact that she's gotten pretty damn hot, but I do know that if a girl is intelligent, mature, and likes you, that should be enough to at least get things started," Genma suggested, still not sure exactly what was going on.
"Maybe. I shouldn't even be thinking these things about her right now. I'm being selfish. She needs time to-" Kakashi said quietly, " Damn it Genma you can not tell anyone what you just saw me do in here, especially not Sakura!"
"Well there are three things about that," Genma said slyly twiddling his senbon in his mouth.
"And those are," Kakashi said looking dangerous again.
"One, you have to come drinking with me, Asuma and Gai, two you have to keep me informed of what's going on between you too, and three, if you really don't want Sakura to find out you might want to clean up the blood you got all over that thong you were jerking off to," Genma replied succinctly.
"Damn it!" Kakashi yelled running over to the undergarment and looking hopelessly to Genma.
"Just soak it in some hydrogen peroxide and then let it dry out,"Genma said waving his hand nonchalantly.
"How do you know that?" Kakashi asked perplexed.
"My aunt and uncle ran a laundry, what can I say," Genma replied to Kakashi's back as he ran to the bathroom to clean the undies.
"Sure I'll come drinking with you guys tonight, but why do you want to know about Sakura and me?" Kakashi asked from the bathroom.
"We haven't hung out together and talked about our women for forever Kakashi! It's been one mission after the other after Orochimaru tore the village apart and we're just now getting back on out feet." Genma told him matter-of-factly. "It's ok though, if you don't want to. I mean you're my best friend Kakashi, if you don't want me to say anything I won't until you do."
"I'll tell you what I can Genma," Kakashi replied secretly thinking that would equal just about nothing. " Besides, hearing your stories are always much more interesting."
"I know," Genma answered.
"Look I've got to get these clothes back to Sakura-" Kakashi started, " Shut up with the giggling already!"
"Hehe, so you've got to bring her clothes? What is she still at you apartment?" Genma started laughing until he saw Kakashi's face. " Wait she really is at your apartment still? What's going on man? If you're not sleeping with her why is she still there? You said a couple of days ago that she was there because she was upset about Sasuke, but if that wasn't it… Did something bad just now happen to Sakura?"
Kakashi just stared blankly back at Genma and fortunately the ladies man got the hint.
"OK, ok, if you can you'll tell me. Just let me know if I can do anything. I don't want anything to happen to one of our cute little Kunochi ok?" Genma said trying to be light hearted.
"Hn," Kakashi answered and grabbed a pair of cotton panties from the drawer and put it in the pack with the other clothes then setting the now blood-free thong back in to the drawer still a little damp, he closed it and poofed out of sight.
"I wonder what's going on here," Genma thought to himself as he poofed out of the apartment and went to tell Asuma and Gai that Kakashi would finally be joining them tonight.
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Sakura paced back and forth between the narrow confines of the couch and the coffee table picturing all kind of horrible sordid things that could be happening between the perverted copy nin and her underwear.
"I'm sure it's fine, I'm sure it's fine. He's an adult after all. My team leader. He's surely picked up clothes for people before." Sakura thought to herself. "It's not like he'd be turned on by my stupid little underwear drawer. It's just a mission- BUT IT'S SO EMBARRASING!!"
"AHHHH!" Sakura screeched as Kakashi poofed into the air directly in front of her causing her to jump back, trip on the coffee table and surely break it and split her skull if Kakashi hadn't reached forward quickly and pull her to him to keep her from falling. She clung to his arms tightly as she caught her breath and then leaned her head on his vest saying, "Phew! Sorry, you really startled me there…"
Sakura stopped speaking as she slowly looked up into Kakashi's face and saw an emotion that she couldn't quite recognize and something else, "Is that blood on your mask Kakashi?"
Sorry to end it there but it is ridiculously late here. I'll try to update before next year! I've had a lot going on! As always feed my addiction and R&R!