Florida. Fights. Yep. And the usual stuff that makes me not write stories: short attention span. Oh, yeah. And writer's block. Sorryz.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Get it straight. And I don't hate Shino. He's just fun to mess with! bugs come out of no where Um... Shi-kun? Please don't hurt me! -runs from Shino and his bugs- I don't hate Gaa-kun either! Sorry, Gaa-kun and Shi-kun!!! T.T -gets chased by bugs AND sand-

"Sleeping Beauty!" "Cinderella!" "Sleeping Beauty!" "Cinderella!" "Sleeping Beauty!" "Cinderella!" "Damn you, people!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Silence.

Stare at Yamanaka Ino.

More silence.

More staring at Yamanaka Ino.

Even more silence.

Even more staring at-

"Stop staring at me, dammit!" Everyone backed away slowly. "What's her problem?" Shikamaru whispered/asked. Sakura answered, "She got robbed last night and her precious things got stolen." Shikamaru's eyes widened. "You mean Uchiha's boxers?!" "What?! Ino-chan doesn't have Sasuke-kun's boxers!" "I wasn't talking about that Uchiha!" Sakura's eyes turned white (you know how when they're like angry or surprised they all of a sudden have huge white eyes? That's what I mean). Hinata, who happened to be "passing by during the whole conversation" . . , had heard everything and her eyes were huge and white also. "Y-y-y-you mean, I-i-i-itachi's?!?!?!?!" Sasuke, being his paranoid avenger self, came out of nowhere and said/asked, "Itachi?! Where?!?!?!" Sakura, Hinata, and Naruto had to get him to calm down along with everyone else. Except Ino of course. She was still sulking over the fact that her precious things were stolen and she didn't even know it until this morning.

Lol. Get it? Morning. Mourning. Lol. I'm a genius.

"No, you idiots! It wasn't the boxers! I keep those locked up really tight!!" Everyone stared at Ino. She anime sweatdropped. "Um...They're not Itachi's boxers?" "Oh...Okay!" Everyone said. Except Shino. Nobody knows where Shino w- "Sorry I'm late."

Damn you, Shino!

Anyways, like I was saying before that. Ino was paranoid. What if somebody knows I have Itachi, Sasuke, Neji, Naruto (lists all the boys with Shikamaru occasionally in there. Except Chouji and Lee and the older ones.) and Shikamaru's boxers?! Then what?!?! A hand touched her shoulder. "Ino? Are you okay?" "I'm fine!" She squeaked. It was so easy to tell when Ino was lying. When she lies, squeak! is what comes out of her mouth. "Ino..." "I'm fine, dammit! Leave me alone!"

Imagine Ino squeaking that.

"I'm bored," 'Ino' said suddenly. Everyone turned to Ino. "You're bored, Ino-chan?" Sakura asked. "What? No. I didn't say that." "Then who did?" Shikamaru and Ino pointed at (insert dramatic music here) Hyuuga Hinata. Everyone gasped (except Ino and Shikamaru). "Hinata?!" Shikamaru and Ino nodded. Hinata looked at them. "What? I am bored. You got a problem with it?" Everyone shrunk (except Ino and Shikamaru) at Hinata's death glare. "Damn, Hinata," Ino said.

I say that. Like when one of my friends do something good enough to say damn, I say (lemme use Tracy since it's so common), "Damn, Tracy."

Anyways, back to Hinata. "Well, you can play the piano, Ino!" Everyone (except Hina, Shika, Ino) gasped and turned to Ino. "You play piano? You? Yamanaka Ino?" "Yeah! Stop talking about it and move on with your life! It's not like I'm pregnant or anything!!" Tenten stared at her suspiciously. "Or are you?" "Dammit, Tenten! Shintenshin-" "Fine, fine! I'm sorry! Geez..." Sakura turned to Shikamaru. "How come you aren't surprised Ino-chan can play the piano?" Shikamaru shrugged his shoulders. "I helped her learn." Everyone (somehow) heard over all the talking they were doing and gasped (except Shika and Ino). Again.

Stop gasping people! Next thing you know, they'll start saying "Blah!" and their heads would pop off! (Got that from the Demented Cartoon Movie. No, I don't own that either.)

"We wanna hear you play!" Everyone, except Shikamaru and Ino, said/yelled. "Um...Who?" Ino asked. "Both of you!" "Then I'll go first!!!!" Ino ran over to the piano that came out of nowhere whatsoever. "What should I play? Ooh! I know!" She started playing Tenten's theme.

If you people don't know Tenten's theme (Piano Version)...ya'll need to hear it. NOW. Go!

When Ino was done, everyone clapped. Yes, Shikamaru did too. Yes, Shino did too. Yes, Sasuke did too. Yes, Neji did too. You know what?! Everyone clapped! Everyone!!! So stop bugging (lol Shino) me and leave me alone!

"Shikamaru's turn!!!!" Shikamaru sighed and walked over to the piano. Very slowly. "Hurry up already!" Someone shouted. He continued to walk very slowly. "I said-" "I heard you." "Then go faster!!!" "Don't feel like it." "Damn you!" "ZOMG IT'S STEWIE!!!! -runs to squeeze him to death-" "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"

Back to the plot. There is no plot! Wait. The plot is them playing the piano. Or is it? o.O

Shikamaru eventually got to the piano and sat down. It got quiet. Everyone got closer. "Um...personal space." "Sorry," everyone said. They backed up a little. Only a little. Shikamaru got angry but ignored them and started playing Sadness and Sorrow.

That's my favorite piano song! If you haven't heard Sadness and Sorrow (Piano Version), go now!!

Silence.

That's it.

Silence.

"What's with the silence?!"

Clap.

"I could make one of you play the piano for the play, but unfortunately, you guys are the main characters," Anko said. "Why are we the main characters? Can't someone else-" "No." Ino crossed her arms and turned around. "Fine, you fudger."

Silence.

Kakashi was the one to break the silence. "RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled with his arms in the air while he was running away from Anko. Everybody took that as a signal and ran out the building.

"Nice one, Kakashi," Anko said to him. "Hey, we're alone, aren't we?" Kakashi put his arms around Anko's waist. "True." And they went on their date.

Meanwhile, everyone decided to go torment Gaara, since they were bored. Torment - Ask about therapy.

"Hey, Gaara! How's therapy?"

Gaara's eyes widened as if in horror and he sat down and hugged his legs while he sucked his thumb. "No! I'm sorry! Don't make me go back! I don't wanna go back! I'm sorry, Mommy!!! I'm sorry everybody in the whole wide world!!!! Just, please, don't make me go back!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Temari and Kankurou tried to console him.

Everyone looked like, O.o but they'll get used to it, eventually.

When they got back to the auditorium or whatever, they found Kurenai on the ground and Anko standing on top of her, smiling. "CINDERELLA IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Guess what everyone's reaction was.

"Yay." "Woot." "I'm so happy." "This is awe- forget it. I don't care anymore." "Seriously. Who wants to do this play?" "We do!" "We don't care about what you girls think."

Silence.

Neji yells, "RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And all the guys ran away from all of the girls' wrath. But got beaten up anyway.

Yes. I decided on Cinderella since that was what most of you said. And cause I felt like it. Now I have to start the plot. Yay. Woot. Ugh, I need some Starbucks.