Random Babbling

The show continues due to the immense popularity of the first episode. This time they decide to introduce Special Guest Stars!

The setting is still on the hill, although it looks nicer thanks to the immense amount of money they received from the last episode. The audience is mostly the same; however there are now some Goombas there as well. Mario stands heroically in the center of the hill. The voice of Narrator Guy booms, however not only is no one able to see him (At least…we thinks it's a him) but there seems to be no device nearby that can carry sound.

Narrator Guy: Thank you all for coming today! We'd like to start this show off with a bang, so could our Special Guest Star walk in please!
A hatch opens up a little to the right, and out of it climbs a massive Goomba, with a crown and a mustache.

Narrator Guy: Yes, it's the Goomba King, also known as Goomboss, and Oversized Stepping Stool!
All the Goombas in the audience cheered.

Goomboss: Uh…what was that last thing?
Mario: It's-a me-a Mario!
Everyone cheered again.

Narrator Guy: And as you already know its Mario! Now for this special episode we're going to do something really neat…our Special Guest Star is going to battle Mario!
Goomba King: I am? I thought I was just going to answer some questions about my family and-

Narrator Guy: FIGHT!
Mario: Okeydokey!

Mario charges at Oversized Stepping Stool and kicks his foot.

Goomboss: OW! Well fine, if we're going to fight…then take THIS!
He shudders and three Goombas appear out of nowhere in front of him.

Narrator Guy: Oh my! How exciting!
The Goombas charge for Mario. He grabs them and throws them at Goomba King. They hit.

Oversized Stepping Stool: OW!
The audience squeals in excitement.

Goomboss: You know this isn't just for your benefit, I think Mario's actually trying to hurt me!
Mario: Okeydokey!
He pulls out his hammer.

Goomba King: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

The Goomba King runs through the audience and their folding chairs, knocking several into the air. They fall down on other audience members, causing more injuries.

Narrator Guy: Uh…you're going to have to pay us for those injuries. We don't want people to think that watching Mario is painful, so pay us and don't tell anyone.

The audience members give a weak cheer, then hand Mario several bags of Coins.

Narrator Guy: Tune in next time for…something else. I make up the episode plots five minutes before it starts! YAY!