Back in business and I have started this story again because my first time doing it reeeeely stunk. BUT I have improved w00t. So ne ways, enjoy chappy two of dis story and no worries I will keep this story on ;D phear my powa and P.s. this chapter is longer than I thought(6 pgs).
Chapter two-disappearations and a very angry dinosaur-
Star: So as far as I'm concerned, if Naraku has 3 Aces, then he cheated! AAAAAA!
Inuyasha: YEA! HOW IS IT THAT YOU'VE WON ALL 500 GAMES!
Naraku: Ku ku ku! I be tricksy! So, I deal again!
Everyone: NOO!(earth shakes)
Star: I hate card games anyways! (cuts the deck :literally:)
Everyone was angry about the cards and well I cut them up with my sledge hammer. YES IT'S SHARP I SAY! So anyways, we waited and well…it got boring really fast.
Shippo: so……..what do we do now…..
Star: if you paid attention… you'd know that we will all start getting mixed up about now. See the chapter says "Disapperations".
Kagome: which happens to not be a word…
Star: hey miss know it all spelling bee chick, QUIET! Phear my pencil power!
Kagome: you got the power to write but you don't always write things grammatically correct. See look in the very beginning, you say "reeeeely" "dis" "chappy" and "powa" which are all not words at all.
Star: if they weren't words then why do I write them?
Kagome because …um..DOES…NOT..COMPUTE!1!11! Must ALWAYS be RITE OVERLOAD OVERLOAD!(explodes)
Everyone including me was very confused as to what had just happened. Of course me being the author and the millions of Kagome fans…she can't die…so…rite she comes back, magically!
Koga and Inuyasha: KAGOME ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
Koga and Inuyasha: CAN IT I ASKED HER FIRST. ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME? STOP COPYING ME. AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!11! KAGOME DO SOMETHING! STOP IT!
As Koga and Inuyasha continued to fight and say the same exact words at the same exact time, Kikyo and Kagura disappeared. When everyone noticed they all freaked out and tried to stop but their attempts were in vain. Kagura went to Alien vs Predator the movie, Kikyo went to Barney's house…
Star: I have a bad feeling about this. ™
Meanwhile…
Kikyo: wha…where am I...?
Kid: you're in Barney's house!
Kikyo: ….did you just say Barney or am I just dreaming.
Kid2: ITS EXCITING ISNT IT?
Kid3: hehehe I like sugar hehehehe sugar sugar its good hehehehe (twitching)
Kid: yea we're about to wake Barney up right now care to join us?
Kikyo: no I have…to go…I…I… oh my god I can't stay here! Please how do I go back to my own time!
X-FilesKid: (head spins) you can't. You are trapped here…FOREVER MUHAHAHAHAHA!
While Kikyo hyperventilated wildly the X-Fileskid disappeared to some unknown oblivion and the other kids were waking Barney up from his eternal dollish… sleep… When Barney was his natural fat size with his big purple head…Kikyo almost fainted.
Barney: ahahah! Hey kids! How are you today? I'm so happy. Oh and who is this new little girl? Hello what's your name? Our subject for today will be friendship!
Barney walked over to Kikyo but he was stopped. Kikyo had out her bow and arrow and aimed it at him.
Barney: oh how cute you want to be an archer when you grow up! I do too what about everyone else?
Kid: I wanna be just like you!
Kid2: I WANNA BE JUST LIKE TONY THE TIGER!
Kid3: hehehe I wanna be a sugar cube hehe sugar hehe cube hehe yum sugar hehe (twitching still)
Barney: well actually I wanted to be a sailor scout…. But they said I didn't look pretty in a skirt and how I was too fat and ugly to be a sailor scout. (sobs miserably)
Everyone hugged Barney as his eyes poured a giant stream of tears. Kikyo was laughing her butt off at him and bragged how she got in, even though she didn't.
Kikyo: I'm the leader of the sailor scouts! Haha! I am the best of them all!
Barney: so (sniff) it was you who declined to let me join?
Kikyo: yes!
Barney got an angry look on his face, he grabbed his sailor scout uniform that he hand made and put it on. "I WANNA BE A SAILOR SCOUT!" he shouted. (to be continued)
Meanwhile with Kagura…
Alien: (screeches) ah oh god (cough hack) ah… hey Bob I need a (choke) get me some water!
Bob: here ya are Frank.
Frank: thanks that's good.
Kagura: (appears before them) um…hello…
Bob: screech um er yea gaaaa raaawwrrrr fear me and such...
Frank: Bob stop it. Hey there girly. I'm Frank this is Bob and we're both aliens. We're trying to kill the predators that came to our mommy's home. She's really mad… and told us she's going to spank us if we don't get rid of them so…yea. Care to help?
Kagura: ……………………………………………? Um…well sure, and I'm Kagura not girly!
Bob: hey sup. Ok so, even though we have no noses, eyes, ears, or brains we know exactly where everyone is and it will especially be easy to find the predators because they will come to us. And I also have a theory of how to end world hunger!
Frank: follow us.
Frank and Bob led the way through the every-10-minute-changing-voodoo-pyramid thing until they saw a Predator and a girl standing over an Alien's dead body. Frank and Bob looked at each other and sighed. They looked at Kagura and she immediately knew what to do….hide.
Screech ggaaaa rawr ouch boom growl close-up combat nonsense.
Bob: This moment has been brought to you by Klos-up Industries.
Frank: guaranteed to give you a close-up combat.
Predator: so that you don't see what really happens!
Kagura seeing all of this in her hiding spot was dumbfounded and gave away her position and ran up to the three talking.
Kagura: um…aren't you supposed to be fighting?
Frank: aww but I don't wanna get my head blown off by his shoulder gun.
Bob: yea and besides…he has a clear advantage. We have claws, teeth, acid blood, and a sharp tail. He's got like…what do you have John?
John: well lets see, this cool ninja all-star thingy, this inclosing rope that is sharp somehow, this pocket nuclear weapon that thankfully isn't in the president's jurisdiction, this cloaking device, a bunch of skulls, this see-in-the-dark goggles thing….
Frank: alright alright we get it you win. K, well, John we're off to free our mother so she can totally kick your butt and you both can kill each other and die on the same ground.
John: although I don't get how she lives through a giant explosion.
Kagura: blame the guy who made all this.
Everyone: yea..yea… well c ya later.
The trio left and Kagura was forced to find her way out by herself. BUT she noticed one thing, the girl was still standing there. She was staring at her, looking scared but completely clueless. Kagura shrugged at her and left. Unfortunately, she followed.
Girl: who be you WHO BE YOU! ANSWER ME! AHFDFHjgflgjRjJGKRJKL!
Kagura: weren't you paying attention? I'm Kagura…
Girl: I'm Alexa Woods! OK? DON'T FORGET IT OK! OR ELSE! HFDHFJHGJhj!
Kagura: ok ok…
Luckily Kagura and Lex found their way out. They saw John, Bob, and Frank having coffee and doughnuts next to the elevator thingy. Kagura had many questions about the explosion.
John: I'm waiting for my stunt double he's always late.
Frank: yea we're just chillin till they come.
Bob: Emc²
Kagura: I thought you didn't have brains.
Bob: we don't….wait what…
Frank: great you confused him.
John's Stunt double: hey sorry I'm late, is that coffee and doughnuts I smell?
John: just do the stunt would ya? And hey, isn't that weird chick supposed to be following me?
Kagura: SHE'S FOLLOWING ME NOW!1!111!
John: ah sorry bout that.
John set the bomb, Frank and Bob's stunt doubles fought and everyone was outa there. When he got out he went through the whole running thing and John's stunt double fought the queen. And yes, the weird chick stayed. Kagura, Frank, John, and Bob didn't allow her to get on the plane.
Meanwhile-
Rin: I wonder if their ok. They've been gone a long time…
Jaken: don't worry about them Rin their strong individuals.
Star: yea, but I get this strange feeling inside.
Sessshomaru: I told you not to eat all those burritos.
Star: no no not that! I mean I think I feel an ominous presence and not of this world…
BUM BUM BUM!
Weeeeeelllll that's all for now…because I don't want to overdue it. I r will continue later :)! R and R