If it ain't broke…beat it till it is.

The track had been empty for about 2 weeks now. Apparently having the cops called for the same place tends to make it stay closed longer, no one got arrested but Kain had to re-grow a claw… again. Harold had gotten over his last-chapter-two-weeks-ago-bitch-fit and FFF was with the rest of the women wondering all trying to figure out how to run the cops off without going to jail.

"So in theory, if we backhand Janos enough with a crab while he throws a exploding bagel at-" Fantastic Flying Ferret was interrupted in her extremely odd sounding plan by

Mr. Mxyzptlk walking into what seemed to be over violent girl talk.

"Hey ladies," He said trying to ignore the last part of the conversation "What's going on?" he asked leaning against the brick wall just incase he was somehow involved with said plan.

"Nothing really just planning on how to fix Harold's mess," said Soultail sitting cross-legged on the floor.

"How was it his fault?" asked Mr. Mxyzptlk confused.

"Well last I saw he was with that girl that before she got eaten by the zombies, he was the one that made squid thingy piss his non-existent elder god pants, and he went threw some pissy mood last chapter and it made the story seem all emo," said Turn based tragedy, gasping for air after such a long winded sentence. "Thanks to him elder wuss won't come out of the whole he made," she explained drinking some coffee.

No sooner had she finished then there was a loud girlish scream out side.

"For the love of god Kain what did we tell you about the power tools-" FFF started to yell before the whole group saw an extremely odd image of the elder gods eye taped open and Harold standing by it with a stick.

"Oh dam! How did he do that?" asked the whole group, astounded by his ability to due stupid things in such a short amount of time. They looked on as the rest of the group came and watched the crazed thirteen year old dominate the elder god.

"You have a contract (pokes in the eye with stick) and you are going to keep it, or so help me god you won't be all seeing anymore!," yelled the pre-teen moving his black hair out of his way and staring the elder god in his eyes erm… eye.

"Ok ok I will I promise just please stop poking my eye and get the tape off," pleaded the elder god. With that he was released and the tape was taken off his giant eye lid.

"Now I don't care how you do it, but get this place opened again and get those cops to piss off," commanded Harold. The elder god scooted off and went to deal with the cops.

"How'd you do that?" asked FFF.

"Simple," He said taking a dramatic pause, "I am taller then you all ," he said with a laugh and walked off.

"THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN ANYTHING!," yelled the frustrated Soultail.

"How come he's the youngest but he's taller then us?" asked FFF scratching her head.

"Don't know… must be one of those Irish/Columbian things," said Mr. Mxyzptlk. "I guess he fixed what he messed up," he told them walking away from the group.

"That Harold kid is crazy bastard," said Kain who had been watch from a distance. The group nodded in agreement. "The guy really needs a girlfriend or at least a hobby," said Kain. With today's stupidity winding down the group dispersed. Turn based tragedy looked in the direction Harold then smacked herself in the forehead with a quick 'what the hell was I thinking' moment she also walked back to her station.