Random Babbling

Episode 3: The Ultimate Game Show!

We are on the same hill, surrounded by the same audience, although it appears to be slightly larger, as the show has been widely anticipated. Standing on a large pedestal Mario bounces up and down.

Narrator Guy: Yes! It's great to see you all here today; even Luigi is in the audience!
Everyone in the audience looks at Luigi, who's in the front and trying to pretend that he isn't there.

Luigi: I hate this show.

Narrator Guy: Can't you feel the brotherly love?

The audience nods enthusiastically.

Narrator Guy: Alright, well for today's awesome gameshow thing, we need a volunteer from the audience! Who wants to volunteer?
Nearly everyone jumps up and down, in excitement and desire to be picked. Nearly everyone. Guess who isn't.

Luigi: I hate this show.

Mario: Whee!
Mario ignores all the volunteers and grabs his brother. He then pulls him up on the pedestal, with him.
Luigi: I hate you.

Mario: Woohoo!
Narrator Guy: Now the reward for the winner of this awesome gameshow is riches beyond your wildest dreams!
Luigi perked up at this.

Luigi: Really? How wild?!
Narrator Guy: Beyond what you're thinking right now! But you have to win!
Luigi: I will!

Narrator Guy: Alright! Now the first question is for Mario…what is your name?
Mario: It's-a me-a Mario!
Narrator Guy: Correct!

Luigi was shocked.

Luigi: What kind of question was that?!
Narrator Guy: A good one. Now shut up and answer this! What question were you questioned when you were questioned a question?

Luigi: I have no clue.

Narrator Guy: Oooh…you're wrong!
Luigi: This game is rigged!
Narrator Guy: Of course. Mario, your question. What is a vocal noise you use to express joy and/or happiness?
Mario: Woohoo!
Narrator Guy: Correct!
Luigi: You're mean.

Narrator Guy: Duh. Now for you…how many Bare Bears could a Bare Bear Bear, if a Bare Bear could Bear Bare Bears?!

Luigi: What?!
Narrator Guy: Ohhh…that's wrong… Mario wins the first round! Tune in next time to see what happens after this! Bye!
Luigi: I hate you.

Mario: Okeydokey!