(sniff) I r so proud to continue dis. Thank you fans and um yea I don't know any kingdom hearts ppl cuZ I DON'T PLAY THE GAME….rite. But I r try to put him in. If I do he's going to be on for a split second or a few minutes... :D and YES I kn0w wh4t 1337 is. lolz PH34R MI 84D $YM80L $3LF! N yes I r always sugar high! Even if I haven't eaten sugar. Remember kiddies sugar is good for you! B4 P.E! Anyways enjoy! And P.S. a new char appearance! RikusAngel (but only for dis chappy until further notice)
-Chapter 3- Does This Mean We Win?-
As Kagura began to appear Inuyasha and Koga started to disappear. They both groaned before they disappeared into the realm of Pirates! Meanwhile Kagura was busy telling everyone about the weird chick, the aliens and predators, and cheese for some reason.
Star: sounds like you had fun.
Kagura: hardly, Frank had some serious gas on the plane, and my feather is out of batteries, so I couldn't fly away myself. Bob was sorta scaring me cuz he was saying a bunch of…smart stuff and he doesn't have a brain.
Star: hah, leave it to director's to completely change the parts in a book/comic.
Kagome: who cares about that what about Inuyasha and Koga! Where are they?
Star: Kagome, no more exploding chill out ok? I don't know where they are and I'm 99.9 sure no one else does.
Sesshomaru: I know where they are.
Star: hah .1 doubt never fails! Where are they?
Sesshomaru: in a different place.
Kagome: curse your infallible logic!
Miroku: so basically, we wait.
Ginta: but for how long?
Random announcer: The world may never know!
Sango: who said that?
Shippo: that guy who does the tootsie pop commercial.
Sango: riiiight…
Meanwhile-
Koga and Inuyasha appear in Pirates of The Caribbean. Unfortunately the anime machine's malfunction was worse than everyone thought and they became Jack Sparrow and Will Turner. Koga was Will and Inuyasha was Jack. And what's worse! It was the scene of the hanging! (please note that picturing Inuyasha in Jack sparrows clothes is hilarious)
Inuyasha: HEY WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA! WHY IS THIS ROPE AROUND MY NECK!
Koga saw the big group of people and walked towards it.
Koga: Hey, a big crowd. I wonder what's going on...oh, it's Inuyasha getting hanged. How sad...on the bright side, I've acquired a cool cape and jaunty hat… WHAT IN THE WORLD!
Lady: shh the man is about to speak!
Preacher dude: For his first offense, Jack Sparrow, saved the world from a horde of evil skeleton pirates and saved Elizabeth from being killed! But we don't appreciate him enough to care about all the good stuff he's done. So we look to the bad stuff! He stole a boat, threatened the Commodore, became a skeleton, and stole a bunch of treasure. May God have mercy on your soul yadda yadda yadda lets get on with this I'm missing my soap!
Inuyasha: what? I didn't do any of that! I don't even know what you're talking about!
Koga: and the very strange thing, I feel compelled to save you with this sword that I don't remember having. (Throws sword)
heroic music, big fight, gasp, running, teamwork, tripping
Inuyasha: and suddenly we're surrounded? Where did all you guys come from.
British army: OUR MOMS!
Koga: hmm, interesting…but! Now that I've saved Inuyasha from you guys and you have us surrounded, does anyone want to explain what's going on?
Governor: Will, I granted you clemency and this is how you thank me? (sobs) He's a pirate! How could you!
Koga: …?
Commodore: You think you can escape now Jack Sparrow? Just try it!
Inuyasha: my name isn't Jack!
British Soldier: but that's what it says on your underwear!
Inuyasha checked his underwear.
Inuyasha: EEEP! Koga, what about you?
Koga checked his.
Koga: mine says… Will Turner… ok…I'm slightly freaked out. My name is changing, we're surrounded by a bunch of soldiers, and SINCE WHEN DID I WEAR UNDERWEAR?
Inuyasha: I know! (takes out sword) bring it on all of you! I'll do you all in with my Tet…su….saiga?
Inuyasha saw that his Tetsusaiga was gone and was replaced with Jack's sword. He growled angrily! His eyes began to change! HIS CLAWS GOT BIGGER LONGER AND SHARPER! But it was only temporary, he slapped the person nearest him, Will, I mean Koga.
Koga: OW WHAT WAS THAT FOR DOG BREATH?
They started fighting. But then! OH NO HERE COMES ELIZABETH!
Elizabeth: what are you two doing! What about all the good times we had busting pirates!
Koga and Inuyasha: who are you?
Elizabeth: (burst into tears) OH NO, JACK GAVE WILL HIS RUM! SNAP OUT OF IT WILL! (shakes Will, I mean Koga)
Koga: ow hey cut it out I don't drink rum!
Elizabeth: Oh what a relief. Ok so right. I have a confession to make…lets see… how can I say this in a way that won't make you cry… (Walks up to the Commodore) I hate you and I love Will and I hope you burn and rot in the sea if that's even possible.
Commodore: (runs off sobbing)
Inuyasha: Does that mean we win?
Koga: I'm sorry little girl but I like someone else. Her name is Kagome!
Inuyasha: SHE AIN'T YOUR WOMAN YA FLEA BITTEN WOLF.
Elizabeth: which also very much means that I can still take you away. (grabs Koga and runs)
Koga: AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!
When Elizabeth grabbed Koga, she accidentally pushed Inuyasha , who fell off the cliff into the water, only to get saved by his crew…Jack sparrow's crew anyways. When he got on the boat he disappeared while Koga was being smooched to death by Elizabeth. Amazingly enough he managed to jump away and land on the boat and disappear.
Meanwhile…
Kikyo: NO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Barney: RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRRRR!
(CRACK!)
Gasp!
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Barney: O.O… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I BROKE A NAIL (sobs) AAAAAAAAAAAA HOW COULD THIS BE! What did I do to deserve all of…this..
Kid2: WHAT'S WRONG WITH WHY YOU HURT BARNEY THAT WAY! HE NO DUN NOTHING TO YOU!
Kid1: Yea! You're a mean old lady.
Kikyo: oh no you're thinking of my sister Kaede… (-Buuuurrrn-)
Kid3: sugar hehehehe sugar sugar good hehehe Lady made of Sugar hehehehe (twitching still but he starts walking to Kikyo).
Kikyo: O.o! (To be continued!)
Meanwhile…
Keade: (snoring n sleepin) GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DARN KIDS!
Everyone???
Total Matrix scene. Keade got up from her slumber, but she was still asleep…bum bum bum she grabbed a broom and went on a total rampage. She was the most invincible old lady anyone had ever seen! And all of this was in slow motion for some unknown reason.
Star: MY GOD DOES SHE CALL THIS SPIRITUAL POWER!
Miroku: I DON'T KNOW BUT THIS IS MAKING HER VERY UNATTRACTIVE!
Sango: OF COURSE THAT'S WHA TYOU THINK ABOUT AT A TIME LIKE THIS!
Of course everyone was running around trying to dodge the mean lady with the broom…very horrible scene…but when it ended Keade was asleep on the ground with everyone gasping for breath and straw peaces in their hair.
Naraku: look on the bright side of all this, at least it wasn't a wire broom.
Warning: This next scene contains random events, you have been warned.
After this strange outbreak two people appear, Riku and Kiri. Riku killed Kiri and suddenly started shouting "I love you RikusAngel!" and so did Sesshomaru. And somehow magically, use your imagination, Miroku bore RikusAngel's children o.O;; the end.
Yes folks I r dun with this chappy… and um…feel free to give me suggestions on shows because I don't watch much T.V. ne ways. But I do know shows, I'm magical :D! So yea, thanks ya n review!