….:) ok, I know I haven't been updating o.o and I'm sorry, but since it's close to the summer and I won't be doing much, I probably will be writing allooot more. But as for rite now since I see that this story has been requested to be updated(if I said that rite) then I willz. :) and with my new found love of star trek (yea! set phasers to kill x.x) I r will be adding them, from orig and the next generation…with picard, whom I prefer to call Pecan :) and now I'm just babbling, on with thine story, and RikusAngel will be making another appearance.

-Chapter 4- Wheel of Torture and Tone Deaf Cousin

Star: o.O YAY KOGA AND INUYASHA ARE BACK! So what happened?

Inuyasha and Koga told the story, but nobody payed much attension. They were both still wearing their pirate clothes.

Shippo: nice hat Koga.

Everyone burst out laughing and, Inuyasha and Koga being very embarrassed, ran away to put on their old clothes. They returned shortly.

Star: You know…that wasn't nice…pirate clothes rock.

Kagome: Yea right. That was so three centuries ago.

Star: but…pirates didn't…

Kagome: SHUSH! Omg! Naraku! He's disappearing!

Silence…

Everyone started cheering.

Kagura: I sure hope he stays wherever he's going…

Naraku: traitor!

Naraku disappeared into the realm of … Dexter's Laboratory!

Dexter: GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY! Hey…who are you?

Naraku stood in the middle of his lab dumbfounded. All he said was, "der?"

Dexter: Der?... Well Der… this is private property please exit my lab er I mean home!

Naraku: but I have to get to my own time!

Dexter: your own time hmm? Well…I'm sorry but… OUT!

Dexter pushed Naraku out of his lab through his secret wizard of Oz exit. Dee Dee was waiting outside and when she saw Naraku she said:

Dee Dee: OOOOOOOOOOOO! WHO ARE YOU!1?

Naraku: uh…der?

Dee Dee: hehehehehhee that's a funny name.

DD noticed that Naraku, formally known as Der, wasn't smiling and asked him what was wrong.

Naraku: that jerk threw me out of his lab and I don't know how to get out of here.

DD: oh Dexter? Yea I know he can be a big pushover. And speaking of push… What does this button do!

DD pushed a button that looked sort of like a nose on a picture in Dexter's room. The giant bookcase opened and the two went inside.

DD: Ok Der, you want revenge?

Naraku: yes, I WILL BURN ALL OF THIS TO THE GROUND AND LAUGH MANIACLY AS I SWEEP THIS LAND WITH EVIL AND TERROR AN-

DD: woah there Der, that's no way to get revenge. You have to do it like this!

DD danced ballet style around and pushed a button randomly. Three pillars holding green viscous material exploded. The liquid splashed all over a shelf full of different stuff. The shelf melted while some of the stuff exploded / caught on fire / electrified. The electrical charges hit a cord which ran through a giant line of robots and knocked them all down and they broke. The flying robot pieces flew into the screen of a computer and it cracked it in half. 1/3 of the lab was destroyed with the push of a button. Naraku was shocked and his jaw dropped to the floor, which was splattered with sooo much stuff o.O…

DD: Now you try.

And Naraku and DD did. And by the time they were done, half the house had blown up and DD and Dexter's mom called them down for dinner.

Mom: kids dinner's ready!

Dad: mmmm chicken with garlic and onion my favorite.

Naraku: MINE TOO!

Naraku ate it all in one gulp and when the last bit hit the bottom of his gut he disappeared.

Meanwhile…

Kikyo: isn't this a bit much for breaking a nail…and it's not like I broke it…

Barney: quiet you chortle!

Barney and his band of psycho kids had captured and tied Kikyo up. They put her on the Wheel of Torture and were getting ready to spin her around!

Barney: Any last words you fiend?

Kikyo: just one… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

The spinning began and Kikyo was so afraid that tears were coming out of her eyes and her butt! o.O

Meanwhile…

Star: as far as I'm concerned, nothing really happened, except for the fact that you got smooched to death.

Koga: oh yea, I dare you to get smooched like that.

Star: o.O no thank you!

Sango: …Miroku…

Miroku: yes Sango.

Sango: I hate you…

While Sango ran away, Miroku held his new baby o.o… everyone was happy for him… and I don't know how to continue on with this matter…… yea… and Naraku appears.

Naraku: ahhhhhhhhhh I'm stuffed.

Naraku's mouth was wide open and a green gas emitted from it. Everyone screamed and ran in circles. A few of us fainted while others eyes were burning. Three minutes later everything was back to normal.

Star: you know what I just noticed…Kikyo still isn't back…I hope she's ok o.O

Sesshomaru: maybe we should be a bit more concerned with what that strange black shadow is.

RikusAngel: funny, it looks like a blue dog.

Kagura: is that…no… IT'S BLUE'S CLUE'S! AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!

Star: hey that show is actually pretty cool…

Blue: bow bow!

Another black shadow appeared, it was, JOE!

Star: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I hate Joe, he's tone deaf. Steve can sing Joe can't -.-…

Kagome: how do you know this?

Star: uhhhhhhhhhhhh internet?

Cosmo: woooow can't argue with that logic.

Wanda appeared out of no where as did Cosmo.

Wanda: there you are Cosmo! We have to help Timmy get out of the well!

Cosmo: oh yea!

Koga: who are you two and how did you get here.

Wanda: hmm, we certainly didn't poof here. It might have something to do with the Anime Machine. It brokedown awhile ago and everything is disfunctioning. Before we came here we were in Jaws!

Cosmo: Jaws ahah! You shoulda seen the girl, she fell under water ahahahah!

Wanda: …who's that?

Sesshomaru: it's Joe…apparently… he's the tone deaf one.

Joe: It's mail time! Maaaail ttiime! Heeere's the mailn it never fails it makes me wannana wag mi tail when it comes I wannana wail MAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIILLLLLL!

Everyone: uh, is there a Simon in the house?

Simon Cowell: Simon says, I'd rather watch a cow give birth to Siamese twins than listen to that again.

Everyone clapped and Simon disappeared.

Meanwhile…

Barney: had enough, evil girl?

Kikyo was oh so very dizzy and was ready to vomit, but the lady had an iron stomach! Instead she dangled from the wheel of torture lifelessly.

Kikyo: you'll be hearing from my lawyer. She said while drooling. Barney laughed manically and so did the little chilluns. What was to become of everything!

Meanwhile…

Anime workers: man! I don't get it! Why won't this thing work!

Scientist: Because I accidently spilled my coffee on it!

Guard 1: You idiot I told you to be careful!

Anime workers: the anime guys are gunna have our heads for this, it'll take 4 days for us to repair this thing.

Guard 2: all this over spilled coffee…

The end! o.o I'm sorry rikuesangel person I donno what to say…o.o you tell me what you wanna say on here and I will add it but I refuse to talk for someone else :D and speaking of which anyone else can be in this but you have to give me dialogue on what you say or what you will not say. next chappy asap o.o as for the next hour I have some star trekkin to do! Tune in and prosper weeknights at 11pm on g4 and don't forget to play the Spock Market and do interactive chat that will be seen on TV! Nationally! goodbye!