Ariel looked under the hood and saw...Raziel?!? "How can that be?" Ariel gasped. She happened to know for a fact that Raziel was at home coordinating his cowls. (Raziel was very particular about his cowls...a little obsessive compulsive, actually...) "Did you really coordinate your facey things already?" She asked.

"FOOL!" The skeletal blue gentleman shouted. "I AM THE THING THAT CAME BACK OUT OF THE SOUL REAVER!!!"

"...Ow..." Replied Ariel. They were about two feet away, after all and he insisted upon using his vocal chords to their fullest potential. "Do you have to shout? Really, we should be using our library voices..."

"FOOL SOME MORE! CAN'T YOU TELL? I'M CRAZY, JUST LIKE MAGNUS. YOU KNOW, ALL HE DID WAS SHOUT RANDOM PHRASES THAT DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! I DON'T SEE WHY WE CAN'T AT LEAST MAKE SENSE..."

"Oh...my...my ears are bleeding..." Said the ghost.

mEaNwHiLe...

Harold on the Rocks was sitting in the stands, instructing the rest of the authors on how to make a proper popcorn stand when the distinct sound of Raziel shouting reached his ears. (It happened a lot...mostly about Kain.) "Do you guys hear that?" He asked jumping off the top of the bleachers, doing some totally awesome acrobatics, fighting off some odd ninja-y things and landing gracefully on his face.

"Huh," said TBT. "What kind of instruction is...oh. Nope didn't hear a thing."

"You mean that terrible screeching noise?" Asked FFF.

"Oh...you're talking about the sound of some one who is employing the use of both vocal chords and laughing maniacally at the same time!" Soultail interjected excidedly.

"Yes!" Harold proclaimed.

"Didn't hear a thing." Mr. Mxy responded.

"Huh...I think every body replied to that..." TBT pondered. "There only needed to be one person..." Just at that very moment of...thought-lyness...on TBT's behalf, the same horrible sound which Harold had head earlier exploded across the sky.

"But you heard that, right?" Harold asked.

""Heard what now?" inquired Ferret.

NoThInG tO dO wItH tHe StOrY...

Turn Based Tragedy's Totally Awesome Day of Fantasticness!

2:30 A.M. : Go to sleep

7:00 A.M : Sleep some more

1:43 P.M : Wake up, eat some waffles

4:00 P.M. : Ruin dinner with nacho!

5:00 P.M. : Dinner

5:30 P.M. : Contemplate SAKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6:13 P.M. : Play video games until eyes become pained

(this is really procrastination time)

9:28 P.M. : Eyes become too pained

(still procrastinating)

12:00 Midnight: Make more nacho!

12:07 A.M. : Miss the nacho platter

(but this one is serious)

1:38 A.M. : Watch the other half of Finding Nemo

(I'll be thinking that maybe I'll write a chapter tomorrow)

2:30 A.M. : Go to sleep

TBT: That's my one chapter...I didn't even mention racing in this one and it's very, very short...oh well, I'll just leave it at that cliff hanger-y thing-y there...yeah...right there is good...