Weee I'm skipping the riku thing for now but I'll get to it eventually lol…when I'm feeling more creative anyways. Well here's the next installment! Er chappy w/e you wanna call it! Enjoy!!
-Chapter 6- Episode IV- A New Doubt
Star: you know…this is really boring just sitting around here waiting for those two to come back.
Rin: I'm still worried about Kikyo.
Sango: what about Miroku?
Star: ah he's probably fine.
Meanwhile…
Al: please?
Miroku: NOOOO!!!
Al: please?
Miroku: NOOOO!!!
Al: please?
Miroku: NOOOO!!!
Al: please?
Miroku: NOOOO!!!
Al: please?
Miroku: NOOOO!!!
Al: please?
Miroku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU MAY NOT HUG ME!!!!
Armstrong: can I?
Miroku: (twitch)
Star: yea he's definitely okay.
Inuyasha: (sigh)
Kagome: you do have a point about the waiting thing. It is pretty boring here.
Star: oh well.
Shippo: sooooo…wanna leave?
Star: we can't just leave everyone here…well I guess we can…but…
Koga: well what's going to happen then?
Suddenly everyone started disappearing. Kaede screamed, which made everyone else scream. Even Sesshomaru. He had the highest pitched loudest scream of us all. We all went to the realm of!!! BUM BUM BUM!!! STAR WARS!!! But for some reason, the Brady Bunch came in our place along with Ghandi, Rhambo, and all the people we switched with from star wars.
Shippo: ee…where are we?!
Sesshomaru: I think we're in space in a giant death ball of some type.
Shippo: awww maaann…
Sesshomaru: It's probably the scientist's fault!
Meanwhile…
Scientist: (sneezes) hmm, with my superior knowledge I have come to a conclusion about this sneeze. I have no cold…so someone must be talking about me…
Guard 1: maybe it's the anime guys.
Scientist: I'm a scientist and I say you're wrong! It was probably Judy, she knows that I'm totally awesome! She's probably telling her friends about my awesomeness right now!
Meanwhile…
Judy: that scientist is such a dork…I hope an alien comes and takes him away.
Judy's Friend: Yea me too, and I don't even know the guy.
Judy's Other Friend: I like pudding!
Shippo: why are you dressed up like a tall scary guy wearing a black cape, a mask, and a helmet?
Sesshomaru: and why do I feel the sudden need to strangle someone with my mind…
Shippo: wait a minute…where is everyone else?
Sesshomaru: Who knows…
Shippo: hmm…
While Sesshy and Shippo pondered what was going, three storm troopers came by. Sesshomaru, unable to control himself, strangled two of them. The other one took off her helmet. It was me.
Star: what was that for?! Jeez you almost strangled me!Why am I dressed like a storm trooper? And why do you have on a jet pack and a helmet Shippo? You look like a bounty hunter. And Sesshomaru, that sort of looks like attire for Naraku don't you think?
Sesshomaru: (sigh)
Wow it was incredible! Well not that incredible I guess. Sesshomaru was Darth Vader, Shippo was Boba Fett, and I was a crummy storm trooper… makes me wanna cry.
Star: well…things could be worse I guess…we could all be stuck listening to Jar Jar.
Meanwhile…
Inuyasha: these are some ugly clothes.
Kaede: why am I dressed like a man?
Kagura: hey did you all get taller? Beep! …um… did I just beep?
Sango: I suddenly feel like a coward…why am I a gold robot? And why do I feel like insulting Kagura…
Kaede: Inuyasha we have to get a ship.
Inuyasha: what are you talking about?
Kaede: I have no idea!
Despite everyone unaware of what was going on, they went to go find Han Solo and Chewbacca. And just to make things easier for yalls, Kaede is Obi Wan, Inuyasha is Luke Skywalker, Kagome is Chewbacca, Sango is C3PO, Koga is Han Solo, Kagura is R2D2, Naraku is the emperor, Jaken is princess Lea, Kanna is Yoda, and Rin is…well you'll see later.
Star: so now what?
Shippo: maybe we should look for the others.
Sesshomaru: Nah I've got a better idea. It's been almost five minutes since I've strangled someone, so let's go look for people to strangle.
Star: okay!
Shippo: sure why not!
Luckily there were tons of people on the Death Star so Sesshomaru found enough people to strangle. At first it was kind of weird to see him lift up his hand, laugh maniacally then watch the guys choke and drop to the floor, but what can you do?
Star: you certainly don't like storm troopers do you? You pretty much strangled the whole army.
Sesshomaru: they had it coming.
Star: (takes out a marker) Just so you know it's me, I'm drawing two stars on my helmet and on my knees. Now you can't get away with killing me.
Sesshomaru: aww man…
Shippo: I love this jet pack it's so fun! You guys should try it out.
Star: it looks like there's two more in that compartment over there.
Although Sessh was a really serious guy, he grabbed a jet pack. Soon we were all zooming through the Death Star like a bunch of psychos that just left the institute. Sesshomaru was screaming "Weee." and flying faster than both of us. o.O what a weirdo.
Meanwhile…
Kaede: (vvrrzzzoo) You take your hands off Inuyasha punk! Before I have to get medieval on you!
Inuyasha: jeez Kaede he was just complimenting my hair.
Kagome: . :D Inuyasha! Sango! Kagura! Uhhhhh!!! ….Uhhhhhhhh!!!!
Inuyasha: uh?
Kaede: she can't speak English Inuyasha, only wookie and say names.
Inuyasha: oh…okay…
Kaede: hi Koga we need your ship the Millenium Falcon.
Koga: I've been thinking, I don't want it to be called the Millenium Falcon anymore. From now on we'll call it Chris P. Bacon.
Inuyasha: um ok but I'm still confused. What do we need a ship for?
Kaede: we need to get to Alderaan to find your sister.
Inuyasha: okay I know he looks like a girl but you know that Sesshomaru's really a guy right Kaede?
Kaede: we're not looking for Sesshomaru we're looking for your sister!
Inuyasha: you make no sense…
Kagome: UhhhhhH!!!!
Kaede: so Koga, can you take us to Alderaan?
Koga: I don't know…I'll have to charge you. But…because you're my friends I'll charge you extra. I want 150,000 bucks up front and 200,000 when we get there got it?
Kaede: how do we know your ship doesn't suck? We won't pay you till you prove that this ship can get us to Aleraan in one piece.
Koga: you kiddin, this ship is just as fast as me! I'll get you there faster than you can say Inuyasha is a scruffy nerf herder!
Inuyasha: (growl)
Kaede: well let's get going then.
Kagome: Uhhhhh!!! UhhhhHhhhhhhHHhhh!!!!!!
Kaede: yes Kagome, we can stop and get some ice cream.
Kagome: . :D
Meanwhile…
Sesshomaru: hey commander.
Commander: (hyperventilating) y-yes Lord Vader?
Sesshomaru: what's that dot in front of us?
Commander: I-It's Alderaan sir.
Sesshomaru: I don't feel like going around it so get rid of it right now!
Commander: Y-yes Lord Vader. Make ready the Death Star's weapon of mass destruction.
Boop Beep Boop yadda yadda they got it ready.
Commander: Three…Two…One! Fire!
Everyone watched as the dot in our way was blown to pieces. Shippo high-fived a random guy while Sesshomaru strangled the commander for no reason.
Sesshomaru: let that be a lesson to you, never wear that ugly shirt with those shoes again commander. (Okay I guess there was a reason)
Star: um…he's dead.
Sesshomaru: oops…
Star: (sigh)
Meanwhile…
Armstrong: Don't worry Edward I'll save you! (hulk smash!)
Miroku: that was a flower! Why did you hurt the little flower!? It did nothing to you!
Al: don't worry big brother I'll fix it. (draws a mutant circle or whatever they call it) See now watch this.
Al showed off his awesome magic trick to Miroku and Armstrong. At first it seemed the flower would come back, but then something went terribly wrong. It fell limply to the ground and died. Al cried out.
Miroku: what, what happened?!
Al: I knew I shouldn't have tried to revive it, look!
Al pointed to his finger. Armstrong gasped.
Armstrong: HE LOST A FINGERNAIL! (faints)
Miroku: this is just like the mom thing isn't it?
Al: yea…(sob)
Miroku: at least you didn't lose your entire body again…
Armstrong: oh no! I fainted… I HAVE PUT YOU IN DANGER EDWARD! DON'T WORRY I SWEAR ON MY LIFE THAT I WILL PROTECT YOU!!! (yoink)
Armstrong grabbed Miroku. His head was just above Armstrong's armpits. He sighed, then choked cuz that man stunk!! X.x
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Lol wow I was trying to fit most of the star wars thing in on this chapter while trying to finish up Miroku and maybe get to Kikyo but that isn't working so I'll just have to continue this in diff chapters lol I don't want this to get too long in just one chapter. Anyways I hope you enjoyed! More soon Ta:D