Okkiiee Now Time For! The next chappy lol ok um so I figure I can do the riku thing AFTER I do the star wars and Miroku thing so um…yea…anyways enjoy this chappy:D
-Chapter 7- Episode IV- A New Doubt
Koga: what did I say? This ship is way fast.
Kaede: but you said we'd be to Alderaan faster than I could say Inuyasha is a scruffy nerf herder! I've said it 3000 times now and we're only half way there.
Inuyasha: (twitching angrily)
Kaede: oh well I guess we'd better make the best of this. Inuyasha here take this light saber. We need to practice.
Inuyasha: I already know how to use a sword.
Kaede: ah but this is a saber. It's different from a sword! Now practice!!!!
While Inuyasha practiced, Kagome Sango and Kagura played that weird game that they were playing in Star Wars.
Kagome: UUHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Sango: oh come on Kagura you can win! Come on are you that stupid!? Come on!?!!?!
Kagura: SHUT UP I ALREADY TOOK OUT ALL HIS MEN!!! Beep…ahem It's your turn Kagome. Beep.
Kagome: UHHHHH!!!
Koga: I don't think that's wise. Upsetting a 15 year old school girl is a bad idea.
Sango: nobody worries about upsetting robots.
Koga: that's because robots don't pepper spray you, kick you in the shin, grab your arm and bang you on the ground then throw you into the sky so far that a twinkle appears when they lose a game.
Sango: Kagura you should probably rethink your strategy.
Kagura: go Beep yourself.
Meanwhile…
Sesshomaru: it's a good thing we blew up that dot, this space station is reaaallly slow. Can you imagine how long it would have taken for us to go around!
Star: I know huh?
Shippo: hey look there's something on the radar.
Star: it looks like crispy bacon.
Sesshomaru: isn't bacon a different color?
Star: hmm good point.
New Commander: (hyperventilating) L-Lord Vader?
Sesshomaru: what.
New Commander: There's an unidentified ship should we destroy it?
Shippo: maybe you could strangle it to death Sesshomaru. (snicker)
Sesshomaru: I might just…nah. Go ahead and destroy it.
The new commander sent out a little starship to destroy the unknown ship. Unfortunately, they forgot to put fuel in it so they had to come back. The unknown ship followed it.
Kaede: that looks like a giant donut!
Koga: that's no donut! It's a cookie.
Sango: no way it's a pie!
Kagura: It's a Beep!
Everyone stared at Kagura with a "What did you just say?!?!?" look on their face.
Kagura: I really need to stop doing that. I said it's a muffin! Beep Boop
Inuyasha: no way, it's a giant doggy treat:)
Kagome: Uhhhh!
Kaede: oh she's right it is a space station. I think it destroyed Alderaan. I knew that feeling I had in my gut wasn't from those tacos!
Koga and the crew decided it was better to turn around but for some reason they kept going towards the Death Star! They were in a tractor beam of some sort! They hid under the floor boards. A little later they heard footsteps. There were storm troopers searching the ship. Lucky for them, Kagome was still mad about losing the game earlier. She got out and beat the tar out of the storm troopers. Koga thought it would be a good idea to take the suits and sneak around. Kaede told them to find Inuyasha's sister while she turned off the tractor beam's power.
Sesshomaru: I sense a disturbance in the force (walks away dramatically)
Shippo: What's that supposed to mean?
Sesshomaru: I wish I knew.
Star: I've never felt so unimportant in my life. Stupid being a storm trooper…oh well, at least this space station is named after me. death STAR!!!
Shippo: whatever you say useless storm trooper.
Star: (sulk)
Koga: alright dog breath don't screw up. We need to get into that room and figure out where your sister is.
Inuyasha: I don't have a sister!
They managed to take over the room. Kagura used her awesome Haxx0r skills to find Inuyasha's sister. When they located her, Koga and Inuyasha left with Kagome. They put cuffs on Kagome to pretend that they were taking her to the cell where Inuyasha's sister was. It was the perfect plan! When they got there, two lieutenants stopped them.
Lieutenant 1: Halt! What is the meaning of this?
Koga: The boss told us to put this Wookie in the cell his sister's in(points to Inuyasha) and take his sister out.
Lieutenant 2: I don't believe that, storm troopers attack!
There was a giant laser beam fight! Inuyasha and Koga shot at a bunch of circuits so that smoke and sparks would cloud the room while Kagome thrashed the storm troopers. Inuyasha went to see who this sister of his was. When he opened the door he was surprised to see Jaken in a dress. He burst into tears.
Inuyasha: WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!1!!!!1!!!1!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Speaker: what's going on down there?
Koga: oh hello how are you? Nothing's going on down here. By the way how's life?
Speaker: who is this?
Kagome: Uhhhhh!!!
Koga: Shush I'm on the phone! Um I'm a storm trooper.
Speaker: we're sending someone do-
The guy on the speaker didn't get to finish because Koga shot the communication thingy. This wasn't good, they were in a lot of trouble. Storm troopers had them pinned in.
Jaken: I have an idea (blast!) Let's go to the garbage chute!
Inuyasha: ew I'm not going in there it smells.
Kagome: Uhhhhh!!!! (lol Kagome as Chewbacca XD it kills me…)
Despite the foul smell, they all went in. It was all icky and smelly and gross and stuff. o.O For some reason there was a monster in all that garbage. It grabbed Inuyasha and dragged him down under. They shot randomly into the garbage until Inuyasha resurfaced.
Inuyasha: AAAAAA THAT WAS SOOO NASTY!!!!
Koga: Now you look AND smell like garbage! Garbage breath!
Inuyasha: grrr…
Meanwhile…
Sesshomaru: Kaede?
Kaede: Sesshomaru? What are you wearing? And what are you doing on this space station? Where is everyone?
Shippo: Kaede?
Kaede: o.O
Star: I hear the old hag! I've never been so happy to see an old lady! Hi Kaede!...What are YOU wearing? You look like an old dude.
Kaede: no one's talking to you useless storm trooper.
Star: (sulk)
Sesshomaru: (pulls out light saber) The circle is now complete! Now fight me! (slash!)
Kaede: what are you talking about?! And why are we fighting?! (slash vvrzzz)
Star: hey I remember this part, Sesshomaru is going to win Kaede.
Kaede: over my dead body!
Meanwhile…
Inuyasha: wow we managed to escape…so Jaken…
Jaken: yes?
Inuyasha: why are you wearing a dress?
Jaken: …I don't know…
Inuyasha: (grappling hooks across a random bridge) this should get us back to the ship.
Jaken: what ship?
Inuyasha: The Chris P. Bacon.
Kagome: Uhhhhh!!!
Koga: Don't use that tone of growl with me just RUNNN!!!!
Storm Trooper: We have you partially surrounded. Surrender or be destroyed!
Kaede: wow this battle is slow paced…
Sesshomaru: yea…why don't you just surrender now so we can move on.
Kaede: (drops light saber)
Sesshomaru: (schwings the light saber at Kaede)
Inuyasha: O.O!!!!! SESSHOMARU?!?! DID YOU JUST?!?! KAEDE??!?!?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!!!
Sango: hey look there's Kae…oooooo nevermind…
Kagura: ooooooohhhh Beep!
Koga: no time to lose garbage breath lets get out of here!
Star: o.O;; this is so weird.
Shippo: Koga?! You're not getting away from me! I have a jet pack!
Sesshomaru: they already left.
Shippo: oh…
Star: did you really kill her?
Sesshomaru: um …
Shippo: maybe it was a magic trick. Poke her or something.
Sesshomaru: (steps on Kaede's clothes) eee… I think I did. Oh well, one less mouth to feed.
Shippo: She does eat a lot…
Star: (sigh)
Meanwhile…
Armstrong: well Edward I got you to your destination safely. Bye now!
Miroku: wait! You're supposed to be protecting me!
Armstrong: actually I was just supposed to lead you to your next place. Bessiiiddes, what's the worse that could happen?
Scar: Edward I hate you diiieee!!! (schmack!)
Miroku: this gets worse everytime! Would someone PLEASE tell me how to get back to my own time!?!?!
Al: you'll get back when we find the Philosopher's Stone!
Miroku: BUT IT DOESN'T EXIST!!!
Al: yay! That means we'll be together forever! (hug)
Scar: …I (sniff) I'm so emotional! May I hug you too!?!
Miroku: (sob)
Roy: Hey Edward!!! I see you made it here safely. o.O Scar?! Leave him alone!! He's too young to die!!
Roy thought that Scar was strangling Miroku…well I guess he sorta was. Roy snapped his fingers at Scar. A fire blast came and knocked him off. Miroku was still sobbing in Al's arms.
Scar: I hate state alchemists! I hate me! I hate this curse! (emo)
Chimera: I'm slightly more repulsive than cute! I'm sure nothing will happen to me if I go in this dark alley.
Scar: (pwned)
Miroku: O.O YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF PSYCHOS!!!
Roy: Don't worry Edward Armstrong is on his way again! His muscles will protect you!!
Miroku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lolz the end finally o.O so much for short. Oh well at least I finished the episode on forth to the next one. I'm so happy! Wee um anyways hope you enjoyed it more soon!! Bye bye:D poor Miroku… XD