Lolz I hope to finish the Star wars and Miroku thing tonight so we can all move on. Enjoy the chappy:D
-Chapter 8- Episode V- The Sesshomaru Strangles Back
To save on writing time I'll summarize the Death Star fight, Inuyasha was so angry that Kaede was dead that he went to get revenge on Sesshomaru. Him and a bunch of pilots went to blow up the Death Star. Everyone blew up except Inuyasha and one other important pilot. Inuyasha blew up the Death Star using a giant donut that he found in the fridge in his ship. Afterwards they celebrated the death of the Death Star… Now they're in the Hoth system to avoid the Sesshomaru empire.
Inuyasha: oh well, Kaede DID eat a lot of food. Without her around there will be more food for the rest of us.
Koga: why am I suddenly attracted to Jaken.
Kagome: Uhhhhh!?!?!?!?
Koga: NO I AM NOT!!! But…that dress does make him look pretty…
Kagome: UUUHHHHH UHHHHH UHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Koga: alright alright I'm sorry…
Jaken: I am the toad princess and I demand that someone tends to my every need!
Inuyasha: well, you are my sister…what do you require princess?
Jaken: I'm feeling hungry.
Koga: I can help with that! How about fried dog! (growls at Inuyasha)
Jaken: How dare you suggest that I eat garbage!
Inuyasha: I'M NOT GARBAGE!! THAT'S IT I'M OUT OF HERE!!!
Inuyasha grabbed a mount and rode off into the snow storm. Koga was proud of himself. Now he could tend to Jaken's ever whim! Although I don't get how that's exactly a good thing. Inuyasha meanwhile was in a snow storm. He got lost until he ran into a yeti! The Yeti killed his mount then knocked him out.
Meanwhile…
Darth Vader: where are we…what are these strange clothes?
Boba Fett: why am I short? And why do I have a tail?
Princess Lea: I'm… A HIDEOUS TOAD!!! (sob)
Luke: These red pants are huge! Hey why was my light saber replaced with this huge banana shaped sword?!
Mrs. Brady: I'm feeling shrill…YOU'RE ALL GROUNDED!!
Mr. Brady: now now honey…there's no need to ground everyone. :)
Ghandi: please brother, you must make your wife a peaceful person and we can get through this.
Rhambo: hey anyone seen my stylish headband?
C3PO: I wish I knew why I was wearing a green skirt…(CRASH!!) wow this giant boomerang is heavy! R2D2 HELP!!
R2: Woah, I have vocal cords. Haha I've been wanting to talk for so long! So long suckers! (flys away)
Darth Vader: (strangles useless storm trooper but it doesn't work) What?! I can't strangle people with my mind anymore!?! This nice long silky hair isn't worth it!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile…
Yeti: yes mom…I-I know mom I will…no mom I'm busy…yes I'm still coming to the reunion. Okay mom I have to go now…I'm cooking. Yes I know it's impossible to create a fire in ice…no mom. I'm sorry…okay bye now. (click)
Inuyasha woke up while the Yeti was talking to his mom. He noticed his light saber was in the snow but he couldn't get it because he was frozen to the ceiling. o.O He really hated Koga…this was all his fault! It seemed hopeless but then he remembered what Kaede told him:
"Always wipe after you bantha poo doo." No not that... "Use the force Inuyasha, before I schmack you with this helmet." Inuyasha focused on the saber as hard as he could. It floated to his hand and he sliced himself free! But the Yeti had come back from talking to his mom.
Yeti: Hey I was going to have you for dinner!!
Inuyasha: Not this dog demon! Later!
Inuyasha ran outa there, despite the fact that the snow storm had gotten worse.
Yeti: Aw man…I'M SO LONELY!!!! ALL I WANTED WAS FOR HIM TO STAY FOR DINNER!!! (sob)
Inuyasha: ah, I forgot that I'm not wearing my cloth of the fire rat kimono anymore… (passout)
Meanwhile…
Jaken: he IS my brother. Koga go fetch him for me!
Koga: aww man, alright I'll be right back.
Kagome: Uhhhhhh!!!!
Koga: take care of my Chris P. Bacon while I'm gone Kagome.
Koga grabbed a mount, put it in a backpack then ran to find Inuyasha. What? Koga's way faster than any mount. :P
Kaede's Ghost: Inuyasha run to Degobah. There, all of your dreams will come true!
Inuyasha: really?
Kaede's Ghost: no but go there anyway. Look for Master Yoda! (disappears)
Inuyasha: I hate my life…
Koga: hey garbage breath, you can't die! If you do then Jaken will hate me forever!
Inuyasha: Koga…you scare me…
Koga was fully aware that Jaken wasn't actually a girl but that dress really made him look pretty…He opened his backpack only to find that his mount died. He forgot to leave the zipped part a little open. It apparently suffocated.
Koga: we're not getting anywhere in this storm. Here get inside it'll be warmer.
Inuyasha: eh that thing smells!
Koga: it smells better than you garbage breath. Now scoot over.
Koga and Inuyasha stayed in the mount until the storm let up. It seemed like forever because they hated each other so much. Inuyasha wanted a pillow but Koga wouldn't give up the mount's kidney to anyone but Jaken and Jaken wasn't there!
Meanwhile…
Newer Commander: (choke)
Sesshomaru: I said I wanted an umbrella in my drink get it right!
Star: sometimes I get this strange feeling you enjoy strangling people.
Sesshomaru: ah you're crazy…
Shippo: well at least we know that everyone is okay.
Sesshomaru spit out his drink. He just remembered!
Sesshomaru: RIN!!
Star: oh yea, she wasn't with Inuyasha…I wonder where she is. And Naraku too…
Sesshomaru: (sulk) maybe seeing a giant ice planet will make me feel better. Commander! Go to the Hoth system.
Meanwhile…
Inuyasha: thank goodness that's over with.
Jaken: oh my! Brother are you alright you're so scratched up and bruised.
Inuyasha: I've had worse.
Kagome: Uhhhhh!!!
Koga: I think I deserve a reward for saving him don't you princess?
Jaken: perhaps…I grant you a free bathroom token.
Koga: what?!
Jaken: you actually think you can go to the bathroom for free on this planet?
Koga: …(sulk)
Koga and Kagome went back to their ship. They still needed to fix a few things before they could leave. Someone suddenly noticed something on the radar. It looked like a giant donut! …okay no it didn't but it was Sesshomaru!
Guy: we've got company!
Jaken: I have an idea! We can use these giant cannons to get rid of them while trying to escape. Quick destroy the starships and lets pack it up and get outa here!
Inuyasha: I heard something outside. Lets go check it out.
Inuyasha and a bunch of other people ran outside, they saw Sesshomaru Walkers! They looked like giant elephants only with Sesshy's head! Inuyasha and those other guys jumped on little hovercrafts and went to stop the Sesshomaru Walkers. Meanwhile Jaken was helping everyone pack and get outa there before it was too late. They managed to get all the cargo and people safely to space but there was one problem. Jaken was still on the planet and he was a princess!!...sorta…Luckily Koga and Kagome hadn't left yet.
Kagome: Uhhhhh!!!!
Koga: yea……I love Chris P. Bacon too. It's my favorite!
Jaken: I need a ride.
Koga: yea alright hop on.
In a matter of seconds they were all out of there. Sesshomaru's ship was gaining on them though. Koga was about to go to hyper speed when… BLOOP!! It doesn't work.
Sango: I hate Chris P. Bacon…
Koga: alright hold on I got this.
Kagome: Uhhhhhh!
Koga: what do you mean it can't be fixed!
BOOM! They were being shot at!
Jaken: I'm too pretty to die!
Koga: wait! I have an idea!
Meanwhile…
Inuyasha: come on Kagura lets go.
Kagura: where are we going?
Inuyasha: we're going to Degobah.
Kagura: I knew I shoulda went with Koga… awww Beep!
Meanwhile…
Koga: what did I tell you, pretending to go to hyper speed but instead staying on the back of their ship was a great idea!
Sango: oh alright I'll give you that much…
Meanwhile…
Many people: (choke)
Sesshomaru: they got away!!
Star: where's Shippo?
Sesshomaru: I don't care they got away! Now someone get me a new Commander!
Star: Maybe I should be commander. Then you won't keep strangling the commanders.
Sesshomaru: fine then. Commander Useless Storm Trooper-
Star: grrrrr…
Sesshomaru: empty the garbage and let's go after them! Light speed!
Meanwhile… (I love this word so much :D)
Inuyasha: well we're here…and already I wanna leave. Let's go.
Kagura: we're stuck in tar.
Inuyasha: (sigh) alright let's look for Yoda then. Maybe he has something to eat.
Inuyasha and Kagura searched for Yoda but they couldn't find him. Luckily, Yoda was looking for them too. She found them.
Inuyasha and Kagura: KANNA?!?!
Kanna: Green…I just HAVE to be green…I hate this color…I like being a creepy looking white apparition... (sob)
Inuyasha: um…Kaede told me to come here looking for Yoda…I guess you're Yoda?
Kanna: yea yea…
Kagura: hi sis.
Kanna: wow you've shrunk. I'm almost taller than you! (whacks Kagura with cane)
Kagura: Grrr…. Beep you!
Kanna: o.O!!
Inuyasha: anyways! I need you to teach me how to use my light saber.
Kanna: you already know how to use your sword.
Inuyasha: well duh I need to know how to use my LIGHT SABER!!!
Kanna: alright alright!
Kanna trained Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: you got any food?
Kaede's Ghost: no I ate it.
Inuyasha: (groan)
Kanna: I sense that Koga is in trouble.
Inuyasha: good riddance…
Kanna: and so is Kagome, Sango, and Jaken.
Inuyasha: No!! I-I have to save her! I can't just let her die! Don't worry I'm coming for you…Jaken! (sorry Kagome fans)
Kanna: you better come back so I can train you more, you're not ready to face Sesshomaru.
Inuyasha didn't pay any attention to the last part but he promised he'd come back for more training. He and Kagura left to save Princess Jaken. Lol that sounds so funny to me…
Meanwhile…
Jaken: go to Cloud City you said. Nothing will happen you said! We'll be safe I have a friend who won't betray us you said!! AAA I HATE YOU!!
Koga: I'm about to die you know…you could be a little more sympathetic.
Jaken: you put the pathetic in sympathetic Koga.
Koga: (sob)
Sesshomaru: Haha! I have finally caught you.
Shippo: actually I caught them. You know cuz I was the one who knew they'd leave with the rest of the garbage…yea…I get Koga after this.
Sesshomaru: yea whatever. Now I must test this machine on you Koga to make sure it's perfect for Inuyasha.
Koga: I can't believe this is happening…
Jaken: …I'm sorry Koga…you've been right I've been hiding my feelings all along! (smooch!)
Sesshomaru: alright break it up you too! I'll have none of tha-… … is that you Jaken?
Jaken: Sesshomaru?
Sesshomaru: Did you just…and Koga…and then you…(faint)
Shippo: ew I can't believe that just happened!
Star: that dress does make him look pretty…
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Lolz the endz! I know how I'm going to do this yay! And by doing it this way I won't have to go on forever so um anyways. I hope you enjoyed this chappy! OOOOOOOOOOOOO AND TO um vampiritesNight SURE OF COURSE I'LL PUT YOU IN MY STORY :D of course…the whole Koga thing… (cry) I liked Koga before it was cool…but whatever I'll put you in. You have to give me dialogue though cuz I don't like speaking for other people. Tell me everything you want to happen and say and stuff and I'll add you in with RikusAngel. It'll make the task a lot easier lolz thank goodness! You're a life savor anyways yea I hope yallz enjoyed this chappy! MORE SOON!!! Bye bye :D